/owg/

can you not make OPs if you're shit at it thanks

Is it even coming to come out today? Or are they keeping it for tomorrow.

Why couldn't this be a skin?

WHAT THE FUCK THAT ASSSSSSSSSSS

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ETA?

>January 24
>Chinese New Year event
>"HEPPI HELLOWEEEN!"

Now I know why she has a spider motif.

Not even his best skin.

>tumblr triggered by based OP

>ass turning into looney tunes level

Soon Rooster Ganymede

Soooonnnn

What the fuck is the point of half these brawls?
I want to play some stupid shit where the cooldowns are reduced by half or more, fuck about in shit like "show your support". I don't want to play 6 McCree vs. 6 McCree or the Jap Bros for fuck sake.

The queue times for these are long enough as it is. Why the holy fucking hell would you make people play dumb shit that does nothing but forces people into playing X hero.

I just waited 7 mins to play Super Jap Bros. That went into fucking OVERTIME. Then I got a chance to play MAYHEM, but ONE PERSON didn't join after a minute so the lobby was ended, and guess what came next? SUPER JAP BROS

>tfw you can't truly like Widowmaker because she already was married to someone and is 33.

just check her new spray fat mei confirmed

Sorry that you got triggered landwhale. Maybe lose a couple hundred and you wouldn't feel so offended.

1.5 hours

2PM PST

now link this to anyone that asks

>bastion gets a skin

ew

It's going to bug me so much because he's too small and a rooster can't fly around like that.

>2 egyptian characters
>they aren't black

Look like all the fat people ascribed to Mei exists in Widow instead.

>being so desperate to prove your waifu isn't fat you have to hijack OPs

>not a skin
Fucking why?

so theres a bastion highlight intro with ganymede flying
blizzard is literally making chicken fly

gay because he barely looks like a rooster

D.va is cute

Blizzard will pay for this blasphemy

How many shekels have you hoarded for this event /owg/?

>projecting this hard

so sad. you could at least respect the canon you degenerate cuck

>Egypt is in Africa, thus they're black!

Typical burger logic

Mayhem is the best.
>spamming grenades as ana

>spamming "MERRIII KURISMASU" as Junkrat

>So triggered that you feel the need to respond.

Widowmaker is SLUT

Genji, Hanzo and Widow confirmed for noskin shitter heroes

Hot DILF

tumblr.com/video/more-of-an-ass-man/155656331779/700/

>living in a false reality manufactured by your own self-loathing

chickens can fly.........

Don't sexualize

>got good with 76 during his buff bandwagon
>bought a golden weapon for him
>bought his golden epic skin
>got his night ops skin in a box
>mfw can only do well with him while wearing his bone skin
what the fuck is this psychology? does anyone else have this "problem" related to skins?

i stopped playing right before sombra came out what is habbening to the meta

We will remember you

DELETE THIS

3 tanks / lucio / ana / fill

>characters have situatinal voice lines like when they find a turret or teleporter
>it's fucking useless because not only do not not know where they are but you don't even know where they are looking

what is the fucking POINT aside from them constantly saying annoying shit over and over every time they encounter something

She's my girlfriend! We're in a monogamous relationship!

i think they made d.va back into never picked tier, which is dumb if they want to sell her hot new outfit

ONLY FOR GABRIEL'S EYES

ready for milking

dont ever come back you gook shit

Jack is a SLUT.

A SLUT.

>redditor fags arguing about shrek memes in chat like they're funny

the honest answer: blizzard thinks you're a fucking moron
blizzard's entire business model is based on them assuming you're as dumb as you probably are

>mfw I only played D3 for the last 2 weeks and Zen gets another based skin

then why dont the fly away from being turned to tendies?

check mate

Stay fresh_

Young Korean Teen Handles Huge Cock

how long until Splatoon skins for the characters and weapons?

chickens are actually pretty infamous for thier inability to fly

Their faces bother me every time.
Artist can do asses fine but holy fuck those shitty anime eyes are AIR-tier

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>you will never be pinned against a wall and hammered by a large german man

because they know tendies are delicious

everyone wants to be delicious

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>and is 33
Is this something that prevents you from loving?

Nah, I don't think he is. He is probably one of those guys who thinks he is kinky because he once used handcuffs during sex.

if blizzard though I was dumb why didn't they make it so that when someone finds something it puts a symbol over their head to at least fucking SHOW me where the person is who found the something instead of an omnipresent voiceline playing over and over and FUCKING OVER NIGGER I KNOW THERE IS A TURRET OUT THERE SOMEWHERE SHUT THE FUCK UP

they can basically glide down or jump up pretty high

In a game with a talking moon gorilla, a time traveling British pilot and a shotgun ghost THIS is where you draw the line with realism and fantasy

>d.va in spats

I wish. The dualies remind me of Tracer a lot.

Blue post about what factors go into the decisions the devs make.

Yes, because women are at their best when they're not near the expiration date.

tell that to the jews

that's not flying, that's falling with style

the year of the cock is almost upon us boys! what skins are you wishing for?

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yeah farm chickens

wild chickens still exist and even the odd farm roster thats in great shape can fly

source: I'm not a city slicker like the rest of you seem to be

About 3,400
Spent about 1000 on the last day of the Christmas event, so I can't complain.

You don't need to worry about that until a woman is in her 40s. Hell, she can still have kids even then.

Domesticated chickens, yes. Wild chickens are perfectly capable of flight. Same goes for turkeys.

Any and all

no one who actually lives in the country uses the term city slicker

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I wonder how he handles Rein's hammer

Hog and Mei.
>tfw no gold

what is spats? what is this meme?

Do you think Jack wears Gabriel's hoodie in secret?