Why do modern Porsches look so bland?

Why do modern Porsches look so bland?

Back in the 80s each one had their own unique style:
>924 / 944 looks all boxy and wedgy, very much the perfect definition of an era car
>928 has a super edgy and futuristic design, easily amongst the most iconic for its time
>911 is the timeless Beetle-like design

Nowadays everything looks like this:
>Boxster: looks like a fucking 911
>Cayman: looks like a fucking 911
>911: looks like a fucking 911

I mean, sure, when it comes to handling and performance they are completely different from each other, but why the fuck do they all have to look the same?

As Clarkson says: "Porsche has the laziest design team"

More like:
>924/944: looks like an RX7
>928: looks like an RX7
>911: looks like a 911

The 928 was kinda cool but pig fat. The 924 and 944 were worse than the turbo II, and the 911 turbo was worse than the FD

Becuase people kept buying the 911 over the 928, and absolutely HATED it when they tried something different with the 996.

Porsche has autism

>when it comes to handling and performance they are completely different from each other,
But the boxster and cayman are literally the same car

>muh clarkson

He's right though.

Porsches look like Beetles

This.

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kys nigger

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from the front fender forward, they pretty much are the same car.

Porsche realized that it's a lot easier to develop a second model when it shares stuff with your other model.

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911 looks tits. I don't mind. I can get a boxster and it like a 911, that's sweet

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I've never liked Porsche and I don't understand how anyone does. Every car they've ever made has looked exactly the same. I could probably tell the difference between a modern and a classic by how much chrome is on it and whether it's pigfat or skinny, but that's it.
I get that they control great and at some point had a good engine, but so do loads of other cars that look far better and come in a huge variety.

>Why do people like cars from an in incredibly diverse marque that's blessed with having the most consecutive and cumulative Le Mans victories

You forgot about the half of the Porsche lineup that doesn't fit your narrative.

>911 with 4 doors
>911 with more fat

People kinda liked 996, they just bought the headlight kit that made it look 'normal' again. Then Porsche hit them with 997.

Another Porsche-thread!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!!

It's 2017!
Women like Porsche too!

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BROOM BROOM!
ME DRIVE TO THE MOUNTAINS N STUFF.

Well, what can I say?
Boring people buying boring Golfs/Beetles.
Rich boring people buying Porsches.

They all look the fucking same it's unbelievable.
What bothers me most is, that Mclaren is doing the same bullshit.

>it's an "autist spams VW Beetle with Porsche front end" episode

Sometimes they catch fire.

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You know the 911 really looks like a beetle from that angle

Old beetles.
So sweet.:-)

Please tell me that's a fucking joke and you're not actually this stupid and/or blind.