/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

Best commentators edition.

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/Lindaherm/status/823986129762418689
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>shox breaking his back from all that carrying
;_;

fuck off sl4m

1) you age
2) amount of gfs you've had

>25
>0

>csgolounge

REMOVE THIS AND REPLACE WITH CSESPORT

Stop shilling your site.

>28
>43

>twitter.com/Lindaherm/status/823986129762418689

WHat

slut

then replace it with drakelounge then?

fuck off csgolounge shill

Are you me?

>27
>1 when I was 17
I wanna die.

>astralis is bad

/csgog/ 2 days ago

apologize right now

21
0

It's ogre

do we get to see danes choking and french getting shit on both in one game?
Can't wait to find out desu

>29
>4

you're just jealous

APOLOGIZE

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

...

>british teeth

What's more important for you, winning a lot or playing with friends?

hey guys you should buy stardew valley

GLAIVEJESUS

Blow the team up G2 is fucking shit

none of those

having fun is first priority

>friends

the most important thing for me is getting headshots

if you win a lot you will make lots of friends

you know what they say user
winners are not losers

SK gonna beat navi, ez

no

G2 is so bad

>Pro play
>Peek first
>Lose

Nice game GOtards, really. Daily reminder that this game doesn't perform well at this level

Gpoo is fucking retarded lol

yep, gringos on suicide watch

Get fucked, pig

I already own it

We smart. We loyal. We are BRAZILIAN!

>We smart.
>We loyal.
>We are BRAZILIAN!
you can only pick one, monkey

how about all 3 when sk beats navi

>smithzz face
ok now i feel kinda bad for them

What should I have for dinner today, csgog?

clam chowder

air

dick

the noose

also yoo les noobs

COMEBACK BEGINS NOW

bleach

sk or navi lads?

something easy to digest user
i want you to have a nice sleep

NaVi ez
don't listen to the monkeys, SK are /notourguys/

Slavi

remember when gringos picked navi for the major final last year? me too lmfao

navi

simple is our guy.

>godsent 1-2
>astralis 2-1

swedetards?

Anyone but brazilians.

>stable team or a team with a standin
:thinking:

SATANIA IS MINE, I LOVE HER!

dude youre so fucking retarded lol

Did Scream not get his adderall prescription refilled because the pharmacist couldn't understand him and put him on a terrorist watch list?

Holy fucking shit that was the biggest choke job I've ever seen, ever worse than Astralis against Godsent on day 1.

hi reddo

Im brazilian and i admit that only Fer seems to be a cool guy to hang out with...

>device chokes unless someone lies to him that its an april fools game and just a prank

>stable team
>has s1mple on it

I mean, I think navi is going to win, but come on

delete yourself weeb shit

>betting against cheaters

why?

...

Liquid Vs. Faze, who do I bet on? Faze, right?!

hi newfriend reddo!

you cant cheat on LAN

wew

meant for

...

i remember when coldzera started to seriously insult people on twitter if they said anything bad about him or his team

fuck those guys

navi sk on dust fucking 2

now this should be really interesting

meant for

Navi

People actually believe SK or any pro actually cheats in lan, you guys are fucking autistic.

>he doesn't have mouse memory

>19
>0
10 more years before I kms

Goys, help i need to make my monies.

HOLY SHIT NEYMAR IS SUBBING IN

Coldzera has a nose piercing that makes him a degenerate by default, dont know why you are surprised.

DELETE

i told you to pick one and you didnt, therefore you're not smart
you didnt know who sk was until they cheated their way to a major win, so you're not loyal either
therefore you're just a monkey

Is there a reason for not having third place matches? They could do it on the same day as the grand final.

>tfw too intelligent to get caught cheating on LAN

i guess we know why he wears the beanie

>tens of thousands of people unironically believe pros cheat on lan and that they personally have seen and can identify the exact moments when the pros use their cheats

really gets my neurons noodling

>chinese

Liquid Vs. Faze.
Faze has this in the bag, right?

>STEVE

Oh no, s1mple has a golddigger girlfriend.

is she like 5'2 JESUS

>gf in the mini documentary
I bet that one will hold up in 5 years lmao

>Sorry mom
>I'm gamer

>you will never have a short ukrainian gf

>implying

i missed it

anybody got pics of his gf

that was pretty based

why isn't s1mple living in poland like all the other ukrainians