/ss13/- Spessman on a Spess Station

Post your best mediocre sec team

No waifus

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What happened to Dylan?

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He was exiled

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZN6SaPKbyxc
I think it's fitting

Cluster got fed up with Dylan making shitty, bug-ridden, untested PRs and banished him.

He was laughed out of Veeky Forums and went to colonial marines.

monster kek

Probe is a shitty admin

>mommi making bombs

Friendly reminder to revs. Don't allah ackbar if you cannot get all the heads in the explosions?

I want Tanya to not be retarded and just play assistant until she grasps the basics of gameplay before playing more head roles!

Good Job Xenoarch.

>be doc
>go to HoP for maint access because Medbay was quiet and there's no reason to not have maint
>HoS decides to "search" someone by stripping her randomly and throwing her shit everywhere
>look at contents of the backpack since it landed by me
>HoS takes this as a threat and runs over to me
>HoP finishes with my ID, lays it down
>HoS grabs my ID and tries to run like a fucking Clown
>disarm him to try and get it back
>he sics a borg on me
>when I Law 2 the borg to get me out of the brig he chases me down the hall firing lethal Lawgiver rounds at me
>later find a person in Medbay who was with me in the Brig Lobby
>he's got repeated laser burns to the chest
Correct me if I'm wrong but is HoS an antag role?

I've done this to myself as an engineer with an o2 canister and oh my god is it embarrassing.

And a worse collaborator

>want to make some creatine for bloody suicide
>autistic chemist trashes it because hurr I'm the chemist here
>come again, get chloraled and thrown into disposals, almost die because engineering is gone
>come back, get my creatine
>get to shuttle, autist is dead
>explode from overdose
>hurr why are you so salty
How autistic you have to be to throw a fit about going to chemistry as a doctor, 90% of time there's no chemist at all and when there is they are either autistic or just keep making grenades

stay mad shitters

>>look at contents of the backpack since it landed by me
>>HoS takes this as a threat
I bet you picked it up instead of clickdrag, dumbass

>is HoS an antag role?
Fuck you you piece of shit syndie liberal faggot

Don't insult probe, he is the best admin now after dragonbro bit the dust.

>at least one count of shooting at a civilian
>trying to take a moral high ground

youtube.com/watch?v=-FmAUwojQcE

He was new. Feel free to ahelp it.

HoS was under investigation for shittery, slightly hampered when the revs got him and the captain.

I wanted to give you something to do, shame that it was revs

>not unconditionally supporting law enforcement regardless of collateral damage

>syndie
>Syndie
>SYNDIE

Did you try asking the chemist?
Did you try talking to the chemist at all?

I died from a bomb while trying to treat the last person to walk into medbay who ran away because you were attacking me again.

The question remains. Why are you so salty about chemists?

I didn't exactly hide in a closet and surprise you. I told you all shift to stop walking in and I'd be glad to help you. I filled the fridge, I purchased rezadone and peridaxon for us, I helped everyone else. Except you.

The shifty ass doctor who kept ignoring me and walking into chemistry.

Even security wrote you off when I explained what happened.

And did you ever try, especially if you have access and there's free work space?

>And did you ever try, especially if you have access and there's free work space?
...Did I ever try what?

Is there a hotkey/combo to quickly point at something, like how shift+click is examine?

You should have ahelped

I went there 2 times, second time you almost killed me, if that's whole shift for you then fine.

Nigger do you have any idea how fucking antagonistic creatine is?
Showing up out of the blue and making yourself creatine is a worse offense than making lube
I sure as fuck would chloral your ass too

why would he ask?
doctors have access to chemistry, they are allowed to come and go into chemistry as they please

chemist is a role you take to fuck around with chems on medbay while not having the same responsibilities as a doctor

Asking the chemist to let you go to chemistry when you have access, do you even remember what you asked about?
Imagine chef asking botanist every time if he can use something, or roboticist asking scientist for shit all the time when he just can get it himself

You were fine. I even had the AI open a path so you could leave maint.

If you don't want to get treated like a clown, don't act like one.

The only words you said all shift were calling me a faggot. And you're surprised you got a nap.

>Imagine chef asking botanist every time if he can use something
If you're a chef and you wordlessly take up half of botany and throw a fucking chimpout when the botanist says anything about it FUCK YOU

Do the jukeboxes actually play music?
I never hear anything while around them

I never said to him I wanted to make creatine, I could be making iron pills as well

Update VLC/Windows Media Player, make sure it's turned on in your settings.

>show up outta nowhere
>silently start making yourself creatine without a word
>get incredibly pissy if anyone interrupts you
"Oh-boy-I-just-got-autotator'd-time-to-wheelchair" starter kit

Issue was that cargo was blown to bits so that he popped out of disposals in the breach I think.
I at the very least did not see him in either cargo disposals or disposals disposals

How is using unoccupied Chem dispenser for 30 seconds equal to occupying chemistry for entire shift?

If the chemist isn't retarded or a memer then yes it is pretty damn rude to fuck over his workplace for no reason.
I can assure you that the botanists would feed you the their death nettle kudzu if you started taking up their whole place without reason.

I wouldn't have disposaled anyone had I known there was a breach. But since I was busy working almost the whole shift as far as I knew everything was fine outside Medbay.

...I didn't think that was the question.
Yes, yes I do ask. The concept of other people having their own jobs seems like a new thing to you.
You remind me of the all-access HoP that barges into Cargo and orders himself shit then calls the supply shuttle because "I have access".

I don't think you understand, he didn't know what I was making and I wasn't traitor, he just trashed it

Yeah I am not blaming you, I am only giving you a piece of information regarding why the MD claimed that you almost killed him.

If he trashed it, he knew what you were making nigga. I always check what other people are making when they swooce into chemistry and get busy with a dispenser, well over half the time it's nothing good.

Yes that explains a lot and why I was so insistent on persuading security I had done nothing more than flush him for being a dick. And why security was curiously upset over it.

So what should I add to the .45 pistol crates to make them slightly more worth the price? Shitty webbing to hold a mag or two? Waist holsters? Custom holsters that fit only the .45? Some sort of bodyarmor?

Well he could for example ask what it's for, not trashing it and then using his secret bottle of chloral and box of syringes.
But securing valids is always better

I did repeatedly. I asked him to let me make what he needed and he called me a fag

Then fell asleep in my disposal bin.

Make glocks pAI compatible and put a pAI in there

The problem with the secglock crates isnt the price but that to unlock it you need to warden/hos/cap to unlock it for you.

What did you expect after trashing the beaker? A pat on the back?

Is that really a problem though? Everything lethal (which 45s are even if they're weak) requires armory access.

>want something HIGHLY FUCKING ILLEGAL for a nebulous use
>upset when people don't like you having this HIGHLY FUCKING ILLEGAL thing
On-par with Assistants screaming their heads off that there's nothing wrong with them having the handtele. Actually worse, because some jobs actually CAN have the handtele.
I wouldn't let ANYBODY touch creatine unless there's an obvious emergency or they have fucking captain-level authorization.

who's she?

It really isnt much of a problem since sec is able to get by without their glocks just fine. Thing is whenever lethals would get handed out sec would skip the glocks and go strait to the shotguns and eguns

I don't know how you came to the conclusion that I dumped your beakers contents but I have heartbreaking news.

You had it in the buffer and when I went to check what you were doing it was lost. If you had made any attempt to communicate what you were doing you would have avoided that. If you had asked me to do it I would have done it with the most expediency I could.

You didn't do either. You just kept walking in.

And mind you this was with the bluespace beaker I asked RnD for. While I was mixing with a large beaker you grabbed the supplies I specifically went to RnD to get (including supplies for you), didn't mention they arrived, pocketed the beaker, and walked out with it.

So here's where we are.

- wordlessly invading others space
- taking others supplies
- only communication is to tell the person who is in there he's a faggot
- very salty over getting dunked

this is not a good cryo mix. this is not a good mix at all.

>You had it in the buffer
comedy fucking gold

Fact: Cult is the worst gamemode

if you don't love pipes more than you love bitches and whores on a atmos simulator you're delusional

T H I S

Maybe we can fix it if we have it like Veeky Forums's cult?

>Cult
That's a funny way to spell Ling, I've never seen it spelled that way before

Doomstation but I don't have the amount of source material to fill the template

theirs is even worse.

Remodel them from shitty Glocknades into God's gift to man by way of John Moses Browning

Space Law

They're not actually glocks, it's just easier to say than .45 USP or "NT Mk58".
We have laser 1911s already, if you sprite a 1911 for me I'll consider it.

I went to RD and asked them for beaker and got one, should have taken care of your orders, didn't even know you ordered anything
And please don't make me laugh about communicating, all you said was like 2 sentences to me and 4 during entire round, nothing about offering to make pills for me, never asked what am I doing, just >it's my department get out reeee

I saw the captain and HoP and took them both out. I just forgot that the captain was a late join

Or you know, make a new cult, I don't fukken know, i'm not an expert ideas guy.

>It was in the buffer
Wow
That's fucking made my day

Enough of your alternate facts, nations is clearly the worst

you are wrong
you acted shit
you got hit
try to be less shit in the future

I have never played a good vamp round

what would make it good?

Wasnt there a codermin who was trying to make a nucult where you could pick your god?

If there were an equal number of werewolves to vamps and they were tasked with killing each other maybe

>2 chem autists having communication issues

why am I not surprised

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