Who else here part of the /lonely drivers club/?

gay or lady?

Only 4 more years!!!

what happens when I say gay or women

I decide whether or not I'm gonna fuck you in the ass.

Post that boipucci

>get a boner whenever i get to talk to women
why are they so good to look at
>once i had a woman in the car
i never forgot that day, it was 2 years ago

you want to gangbang my boipucci?

>tfw no mechanic bf to turbocharge my boipucci

i know just the right person for you

DELET THIS

>TFW I had a qt 3.14 blonde gf who loved my shitbox and always wanted me to push it harder
>TFW never been happier
>TFW lost her due to drinking and drug use
>TFW dead inside

that was amazing

NO

p-please

wow, how old was she when she died

I SAID NO!

not old enough...

Not dead. Just left me because I am trash.

okay ;-(

less than 3 years to go pham

RWD, Ronery Wheel Drive

Passengers are just extra weight, anyways...

wizard + 6 years.

i think the last time someone sat in the passenger seat of my car was 2 years ago - i was dropping someone off at the airport.

Is this the Saturday night feels thread?

>tfw street racers don't need girls

1.5 years to go

Tfw I've never hoon'd with anyone. Always drove alone. Sometimes I pushed so hard on the mountain roads I didn't mind if I crashed. Cause no one would find me anyways. I just want a friend to have fun with.

Shit man, same here, I end up racing random people though, which makes it a bit better.
Hayai or die-yai

7 years to go

location? I'm willing to be autistic with you.

Same. August '88.

>tfw dreamt of having gf last night
>she pulled the bed to the computer so that I put my arms around her while sleeping while she was still studying
>haven't felt this warm in a long while

Grand wizard with 2 new cars and a job paying 5x the country average here

Autism does not prevent you from driving

Because I'm socially inept and anxious, and at the same time my internet picture collection has twisted my standards so far that I don't want to settle for below average just to get laid.

Also cars here aren't a status minimum like they are in the US. Especially young people here won't give a shit whether or not you own a car, especially in the city where it makes absolutely no rational sense at all.

Washington, within 100 miles of Seattle

well nevermind that. I'm on the other side of the country

...

No gf but fuck buddies

join night wave, stick around and you´ll find someone.

NW is no longer just /hou/

>tfw no 86
>tfw takumi tax

>be me
>have a new car and started driving manual for the first time for only a week.
>boss puts me on the spot suggests I take qt4.13 coworker to the station since I pass that way
>me: hehehe yeah sure thing good idea I pass there all the time, you should come along with me.
>her: If it's not a problem if love a ride lol
>nervous af haven't had passengers in my car yet before besides my bro the week before when he was teaching me.
>first time having a girl in my car too besides family.
>all of a sudden my shifting was a lot smoother and it was my first trip I didn't stall.
>was holding conversation pretty well too, talking random shit and asking if she is ever going to learn to drive
>her: thanks user, you were actually pretty good considering you are basically re-learning to drive again.
>my driving has been kind of shit again after that and stalled shortly after she got on the bus.

lol so should I offer her a ride every time we work together now? I mean I don't like her in that way. I guess she is just pleasant to talk to since i don't have friends.

Is that kind of what having a girlfriend is like?

>recently lost wizard status but literally nothing else has changed

Trips of bliss
Yes I guess starting conversation and holding them with girls is what it is like having a girlfriend.
But I think the signs that you truely like one are the sweaty palms, pounding heart, that tingle in your willy
I don't think a big flaming romance is having a gf I think it is a person you like to be with.

Always offer her a ride even if its just to practice talking to girls

how should I offer it without sounding creepy or pushy?

just be like 'hey vicki, did you need a lift?'

if she declines should I ask 'you sure?' or just leave it.

and if she declines should I feel bad and think I did something wrong?

and nah bro I don't really get any of those feelings

Its usually easier if you just use below average girls to practice with and lose your virginity to them and then start dating average/above average girls since by then you already have some practice as to how to act around girls.
That's how I did it at least.

If you don't have those feelings you won't feel to bad if she declines your offer.
Also
>"Hey I just wanted to go, wondering if you need a lift again?"
>"Yes? Ok you ready to go?"
or
>"No? Ok see you tomorrow!"

Nothing to radical. Always stay polite.

>Tfw you regularly do 100+ because you don't care if you crash and die
>Tfw you find someone else on the road driving like a man possessed, just like you
>Tfw you never see them on that road again

reee get out normie

...

>Also cars here aren't a status minimum like they are in the US. Especially young people here won't give a shit whether or not you own a car, especially in the city where it makes absolutely no rational sense at all.

Holy shit, really? People around here judge the fuck out of you for not having one once you're in your 20s, and I live in an area with GREAT public transportation

Any way just fuck uglier girls. Truth be told your standards are probably absolutely fucked if you're using internet pictures to talk yourself out of dealing with women.

I went out to the most cop-free, no help for miles, no cell signal road I know last night and got my shitbox to 120mph on a fresh snow, taking apexes and shifting like a madman to milk my powerband. I was a little disappointed I got home safe.

On a different note maybe someone can tell me what the fuck is up with this girl I know. I'm 2 years from wizardhood so of course I don't know how to read situations. She keeps hanging around me at work with nothing to say, like she's trying to give me openings. I've read that girls do that because they want the guy to make the first move, so they set up situations that make it possible. She also talks about movies that are coming out soon because we have the same taste in stupid gratuitous action flicks with little plot, and has asked me to go with her before. But every time I take an opening and try to set up a date, she either invites other people also (with the movies) or avoids it without outright rejecting me. Like the last thing I tried to ask her out to that wasn't one of the group-movie-nights, she was into it the day before, and then when I texted her to ask what time she wanted to leave (it was an all-day event with a loose schedule) she didn't even read my text until the end of the night and replied "sorry I felt sick and slept all day" the next morning. To top off the confusion, she's joked about me taking her home at the end of movie nights but doesn't actually allow it to happen. Like the first time she brought other people in her car and said we should "ditch them" and go somewhere else. Obviously we didn't because that would be a cunt move to the other friends who carpooled with her. Then the second time she was pretending to be mad at somebody else and asked me for a ride, I said sure, and she got back in the other car anyway.

What the fuck?
Also I'm aware movie dates are a thing of the past and cringeworthy, but we legitimately do have common film taste and get excited about the same things.

have almost re-achieved wizard status

my privileges were revoked for a couple of years but i'm slowly regaining my powers back.

:/

So you're almost 60?

A N X I E T Y
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Seriously she's a bit fucked in the head, I'd leave it sit. You sound sane for a wizard though

>have almost re-archieved wizard status
>my privileges have been revoked a couple years ago
>but i'm slowly getting my powers back

Nigga how old are you? It takes 30 years abstinence from the fleshly lusts to archieve wizard status.

6 more years to go until wizardry.

does it hurt so much that I get light headed when I think about my wasted existence? yes.

but at least i have cars that love me.

m-m-must not become a bmw driver.

I mean, I've got anxiety too? I constantly doubt myself and the feelings of being less than other people or "unworthy" of a fulfilling life gets worse with every passing year. I'd like it if someone just fucking told me they value me. I don't know what she'd specifically be anxious about because she's cute enough. Kind of a fucked up face from redneck genetics, but plenty of people around here are dating a lot worse.
I had considered blatantly saying "I am interested in you romantically and I'm trying to set up a date" in case she's fucking dense, but another guy who knew her longer tried to anime-style confession and she stopped talking to him for months out of sheer cringe. I didn't want to be the latest addition to that particular menagerie.

kek good call on avoiding the confession.
Is she generally an awkward person? What's her personality like?
If you do ever get her to the cinema without her friends, take her to a bar afterwards. Somewhere where you two can just chat and have a few drinks.

:)

>be a road tripper and couch surfer about half the year
>have a different girlfriend in every state
>still lonely on the road tho

:(

OG virgin 4 lyfe homie

>this level of lonely

user tell us more

i drive a 2014 black camaro LT and it doesn't help me get laid for fucking shit because i'm an ugly sperg with no disposable income after car, rent, utilities, etc

>expects a car to compensate for inferior genetics
optimus kek
you should kill you're self

She wants to give you the opening, but she's too anxious to actually follow through. She keeps dipping with her friends because it's easier than actually going home with you the first time. If by this time you think she likes you, and you two are alone, you are to softly confront her.
>Femanon, why don't you just act naturally with me?
>Femanon, I'm a pretty easy guy. Why is it that you're the nervous one when we hang out?
Or be direct
>Femanon, would you like to go out (just with [me], seriously don't let her invite people) sometime?
In this example, you just skip the confrontation and ask her out, but make sure she doesn't keep playing games. After 1 date, you'll probably figure out whether she's crazy or not.

I'm 30 but haven't had sex since I was 21. Am I a wizard?

>tfw surprising a woman I've known forever with flowers for Valentine's Day
I'm a nervous spaghetti man my dudes

you could synthesize chloroform and just have your way with her whenever you feel the urge.
being a rapist > wizard powers

PREPARE FOR AWKWARD SHUTDOWN

YOU WILL FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR DAYS

NOBODY LOVES YOU

but be sure to blog about it when you do it

No

Jesus don't you know that anything remotely like that is grounds for a no?

I just hope you don't start walking up to her and her boyfriend pops out of nowhere and starts kissing her in front of you.

She's quiet but if you get her talking about something she enjoys, she'll talk for a while. Her family has horses and she's responsible with the farm-like chores and taking care of them. She likes all other animals too and I think I've gotten sensitive guy points in that regard because I've clearly demonstrated I know how to handle cats/dogs/etc and her pets like me (went to a party she hosted once).

She drives a pickemup truck because everyone else does, and seems capable with shit women normally don't think about. I think she's got conservative values but haven't had the time to get into that kind of conversation.
I have seen her at the bar before but it's the place where everyone we know is a regular, so alone time can't really happen unless it's on a weird day or time nobody else is out drinking. I'd have to take her to a different one.

I don't even want her to come home with me, I'm not expecting sex right away, I seriously would just be happy to get her alone for a couple hours so we could actually talk. I can't open up when we're surrounded by other people we know who have expectations of how I normally act.

She always sends me such mixed signals lol, she'd still be a good friend of mine if she didn't like the romantic intent cause she's the kind of chick to find it sweet that I was thinking of her

Well then I hope it works out for you. I'm not trying to discourage you but just don't get your hopes too high.

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thanks man

I understand. I still stand by my suggestion. I mean that you should try shifting the conversation towards your current relationship as co-workers and work your way towards it. Starting with a shock question like that has worked for me multiple times. I can't guarantee that it'll work for you, but it'll certainly get her attention and allow you to continue a conversation.

Excellent user

invite her to a seasick steve concert

Compliment her on her style, and take a little control to make the date of you alone, and don't go to the movies. Most importantly DON'T FUCK UP.

Good luck faget.

Everybody needs to try this.
Just for the sake of having stories.

What makes one a wizard and what age is wizardry?

I'm 27 and had sex once and that was when I was 17. Am i pretty much wizard status?

30 years old virgin.

Thats the only req.

Dear fellow 27 user.

(no homo)

why is it way more common to find 30+ year old male virgins than female ones?

Because to women - losing v ''just happens''.

And we need to apply pressure, they only give in to it when the ''time is right''.

Go to clubs, see how women get approached several times. Even best looking guys will get maybe one approach (if they arent famous there) and lots of looks.

While average girls + makeup and tight clothes is all they need.

Add to it all current society is punishing men for being men.

I'm going to move out west after school and try and find a cool car club once i start making cash

Nope, your a normie for life.

There seems to be too much confusion about wizardry.
If you are a virgin until 30, you become a wizard. That's the rule. If you lose your virginity at any point, you lose wizard status as well, because a succubus has drained your mana through your cock and gained control of your life. Masturbating doesn't relinquish wizard status, but makes harnessing magic more difficult because your mana is always low when you're jerking off daily.

There have been theories about not losing wizard status as long as the woman you fuck is a pure maiden, and you maintain control of her, rather than the other way around. But it has not been and likely cannot be tested, due to the complete absence of pure maidens in society, and first world laws giving all legal power regarding sex/offspring/marriage to females.

Females literally just have to exist, no matter how fat or ugly they are somebody will want to fuck them and approach them about it. Multiple somebodies. An ocean of cock is constantly crashing upon the shores of every woman on earth, and all they have to do to lead a fulfilling normie life is sit back and choose from a massive, constantly changing list of suitors. Thank the sexual revolution of the 60's and 70's.

Recently lost wizard hood with a girl who's literally teaching me to love myself and to love life. I owe her my mental health and I love her so much. I still drive a 40hp shitbox