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First for falcunt

How fucked is this weather ay cunts

>wreckers didnt have a spare wheel winch, or any non fucked interior bits
Did get a cover for the door lock that was missing
Spent a huge $2 when I took $500 with me for spares...

Its cold in Victoria odly

46 reporting in cunts fucked

Gday cunts,

im buying a car after upgrading from an excel (im a p plater) and ive narrowed it down to two cars, a 380 Mitsubishi 380 VRX or a b18c converted eg civic.

what would be the better option?

A car that hasn't been molested is always a good start.

yeah tru, i wont lie its not like i wouldnt be molesting it myself

gumtree.com.au/s-ad/jane-brook/cars-vans-utes/cool-af-mitsubishi-magna/1138638294

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>In 1945, this was the only thing left standing after the nuclear bomb was dropped on Hirmoshima.
>Hirmoshima

>Americans in charge of bombing the correct place

>oi lads whats the discord?

What's the secret password?

it's ironic because the magna was a domestic product wasnt it?
same deal with the Avalon, just because it's a jap brand doesnt make it japanese

I dont know
>"/DAT/ is full of autists"?

Shit, this car in the neighbor across from me.
I feel blessed living near this legend.

Name a better song to rip skidz to from 2017 so far

youtube.com/watch?v=2SqbWzuJ3s4

should i train to be a surveyor? what is the job market like for this profession. Is it a hard job because i am a major dumbass with no skills

Typically need a degree and decent levels of mathematical ability (e.g. statistics, height etc). Nothing crazy, I've had dumb fuck mates that I've had to tutor year 12 maths to when they started their degree.

If you can't be fucked to look shit up, how would you be able to get off your arse and do it?

gumtree.com.au/s-ad/maylands/cars-vans-utes/beaut-car-dreaaam/1138923993

>nope nope nope
What did he mean by this?

Literally anything is better than an excel, mate.

Update from the other day. New exhaust is fitted to the IS-F and sounds fucking crazy.

are you the guy who tried so hard to prove the excel was great but then threw a fit when everyone called it out for being shit?

but hows the job market? and does it pay well?

ive seen some tafe courses that i could get subsidised hell cheap because im still on parents medicare card

google this shit

yeah true but im wanting to know what would be a better choice between the civic and the VRX

nah thats not me

Both truly terrible choices. Just get a Commodore or Falcon.

49 degrees master race

bellingenweather.org/today.htm

t. Sean Finn

But really you're right, one of the few things I can agree with falcunt on. Here in Australia there is no better value sedan or wagon than a falcodore.

I am the real one this is my new trip till the 16th and i get the old one back

>mfw temp on car dash said 50 degrees
Fack

was driving like a grandma shit was fucked cunts

youtube.com/watch?v=k0y22NUpKy0

So my passenger side lower ball joint is fucked

Buggery ass

I don't particularly like either but parts are plentiful and they're cheap. Also Falcons are the least abused of the two, typically its older owners who didn't flog them vs bogan owners that thrashed Commodores.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZpS3vOErZdA

i gotta take a new video.

Shifter was fucked in that video and fouling on the center console, took it off and bodged it.

Shave off that filthy neckbeard bro. No wonder no one gets back to hiring you.

mate as ive said i cant even get a interview.

Shave the beard off every time

he doesnt want to get hired, hes just applying to jobs he knows he wont get so he meets his quota and gets his payment.

lose some weight and stop looking like an adhd spastic autistic cunt. you look like the most unpresentable and most unlikeable person to meet in real life

you're like that guy who was +1 to a party by a friend of a friend of the host. Nobody knows you, you dont say much and when someone does talk to you they say how much of a weirdo you are. Just a generally unlikeable person in general

go stub your toe on furniture you tool

fuck off falcunt

Kiwi here, looks like I can get work in Sydney after I graduate, but I was there on a holiday recently half to scope the place out and man it's as fucking shit as the memes say. Is it any better slightly further out from the CBD? Are there any decent suburbs?

Ok dad

I'll give you dick pics

Fuck off immigrant, stop taking our jobs.

Fap

Half you cunts are on centrelink anyway, you're not competing with degree holding foreigners :^)

Australia was made by foreiners, your statement is invalid.

I want to swap my 1989 stock as a rock unregistered Cressida for anything manual, what can I hope for? A shitty rusted out civic or corolla at best?

we don't care about your stupid shitty weather

stop fucking bringing it up

>When your life is a mess but at least you are happy
Who needs aims or dreams when you have the internet.

>swapping a cressida for anything
>selling a cressida for more than $1000
>thinking someone outside of jdm wants a cressida
good luck

>tfw only have an evaporative cooler in the truck sleeper

Fuck this heat shit.

Nice to see /dat/ is still obsessed with Sean.
When you gonna harden up ya shitcunt and come say hi. I dont bite. You'll be ok Sean.

Figured as much. Guess I'll just thrash the fucking thing and flog it for 500. A shame because the thing looks fucking flawless.

they're nice cars, dont get me wrong, but normies dont want a cressida, because its the physical embodiment of the grandpas car. Its like trying to sell someone a Cedric as its got too much of that old man vibe about it in a bad way.

You can even compare it to trying to sell a teenager a Telstar/Meteor/Nova/Apollo shitbox, theres zero appeal in late 80's cars. They only would want a VN or EB from that period because everything else has zero perceived value

Sell it as a JDM Mark II to a stancefag for mad scrill.

Cheers cunt at least I have ac

Stay in new Zealand sheep fucker

Pics?

Hello /dat/
I'm going to do my first service by myself soon, change my oil, change filters and whatnot
I have no tools, however. My question is, are the SCA tool kits fine? And also, is it worth buying a tool kit, or should I just buy the sockets and other stuff separately?

SCA is fine for the kind of work you will be doing. even generic no brand chinese brands will do. Buy a socket set and a wrench rollup and you should be set for majority of shit that comes your way, its also way cheaper and way more convenient than going out to buy seperate tools everytime you need them

MY AIR CONDITIONING IS FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Real aussies dont need ac

Where you located? I'm in VIC and I'm actually looking to be a cressy.
I'd be willing to maybe buy it?

>no civic Si
>SFR wont be built
>660 nowhere in sight
>gazoo yaris probably going to be abandoned
>only thing worth looking forward to is literally a Kia
Who else /suicidal/ for motoring in Australia in the next 5 years

Post it, i'll buy it for 500 if you're in Vic

>tfw girl invited me to her group to go out for a live band/night club sort of thing in the city
>bail on it last second because muh autism and feeling very introverted
>find out today she ended up full on macking one of my friends all night
it could have been me :(

You know that meme image comparing country people to city people and it uses paul hogan as an example of what country people are like?

I've realised how stupid it is because paul hogan is actually from sydney.. Making him more of a city / suburbs guy.

Also the movie crocodile dundee makes jokes about how tough country aussie people are but it also makes jokes about how dumb and ignorant they are.

Does it have the optional adjustable suspension?

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Mx73 and mx83 cressidas aren't even jdm cars.
They were never even available in japan.

Bogans who buy xxr wheels and miss use the term 'jdm' buy cressidas.

Jdm people look around for actual jdm cars such as crestas.

I like to see the bogan people out of civics.

I prefer bogan people to call them crappy fwd shit boxes than to drive them.

You sound like a bogan so get an 8 thousand dollar skyline or silvia and fit cheap chinese parts on in.

Those are the kind of japanese cars bogans like and you'd fit in driving one.

This actually describes me really well. :(

Yeah this one.

Paul hogan is a sydney cunt.

remember this girl /dat/ ?

you glorious fat basterd, that is why I love you

I STAND WITH FALCUNT

>go stub your toe on furniture

fukin right on cunt

fuckin right on cunt

Not even that guy but people like you piss me off severely.
Look at mister perfect here being all judgmental, I bet you think your shit don't stink and you jack off in front of the mirror.
You are projecting hard you wannabe normie cunt, gtfo

fuckin right on cunt

fuckin put yer trip back on
chubby cunt

You really don't get it do you, you spoiled as fuck little princess.
Your girly gang of closest faggots who's only common interest is hating on a guy you don't fucking know are the actual autists.
I'd get shitfaced with falcunt looks like a fucking normal guy to have a conversation with, is your sole purpose in life trolling this fat cunt?
He obviously doesn't give a fuck and all you NEETs reply is 'trip back up' i see this in every DAT. Piss off faggot

OK falcunt

Stop replying nigga

Think about it you lonely piece of shit, you have no friends and no job so you spend all the time you have into hatred.
Then you faggot ass NEETs group together so you have a common interest based upon frustration.
You are a bunch of bitter hypocrite bitches and bad karma will come your way.
You talking shit about autism and being anti social well look at you, take a look in the mirror you dipshit small cocked internet hero's. kys

>I'd get shitfaced with falcunt looks like a fucking normal guy to have a conversation with

translation:
>i'm lonely and have no friends

Yeah an act of social interaction totally implies that doesn't it you poof

fuckin right on cunt

these cunts

Someones gonna get raped and mugged

Finally figured out what was bugging me.

I just realised that Falcunt looks like Goldberg from Mighty Ducks

*high five*

he actually looks like a bigger version of brad pitt

Not even close, Falcunt.

OK falcunt

mate bought a magna last night for $400, thing is such a pile of shit and hes done more damage to it already

Spent all night talking to the ex gf, she just left her hubby, and it appears as tho she wants a piece of me.
Is it worth risking my currant gf, or dare I go for the magical threeway?

MFW been asleep for 10 hours and I wake up and read this shit.

I may not have any real mates but those of u that are not jimmycords are alrite by me.

Least it's a bit cooler today
Rip
Based
Fucking lol
Cheers b/o/ther
Lol don't waste your time with them

Gonna go clean the Calais
Hahahahahah
3way

ahhh whatever ill be your mate if youwwant