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- Nintendo released a Splatoon presentation during their Switch expo. It's exclusively in Japanese, but still contains useful information: youtube.com/watch?v=5aVow4GHi4o
- All weapon types will be returning to Splatoon 2! This includes Splatlings and Sloshers. splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/155899911016/the-tried-and-true-splattershot-hasnt-changed
- It has been confirmed that no supers from Splatoon 1 will be returning in the sequel. Check out the new supers on the Splatoon tumblr. splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/155902111001/interestingly-enough-all-of-the-special-weapons
- Splatoon 2 has been announced and is slated for a release date of Summer 2017! Watch the trailer here: youtube.com/watch?v=qN4w5D2tzME
- The Switch will have paid online service - but it will remain free from the Switch's March 3rd launch through Fall 2017. nintendo.com/switch/online-service/
- The Inkling Girl and Inkling Boy are showing up as new characters in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe! They also sport new cars. youtube.com/watch?v=k-2MrYlm-io

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First for Marie.

first for Sex with Marie!

Reposting for new thread
If anyone would actually like to squad for a bit add Godzillabean
Rotation is Rainmaker on heights and museum.

friends with Octolings!

>that delicious brown
>those thick legs
oh fuck

Selling tripcodes for the low price of $3000 each

>sex with marie
>friends with octolings
>tripcodes
this is gonna be a shit thread

ugh git le gud

>implying sex with Marie is ever a bad thing

I only tripcode once per tripcode and I'm out of /ink/ relevant ones

My offer still stands however

Hey /ink/ how ya doin?

Trying to dunk the fish

I was sad but then remembered Marie is a fujo

I've still never dunked on Museum.

I have but I'm forever salty that I've yet to perform the Heights dunk. I get denied every time I try.

I need WebMs!
WebMs of Splatoon!

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that's not a webm you fraud

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I had more dunks on heights before people started trying to go around the side route, haven't had one in ages. Fun map to carry the rm on though because there's plenty of ways to go.

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Was that supposed to be impressive?

RIP RM Rig

Just bought the game and i cant download the patch. Is the nintendo eshop down or something wrong with my wii u

found the hacking shitter
you can't download the patch because you changed your dns server
retard

I was actually using an old password from my router, that i had changed recently

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fuck that place
the combo to be rip'd is rm skatepark

what

Hot damn.

What... what happened?

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Jesus christ that lag. Even if I was on team blue I'd be mad.

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Bums spirit gave us a helping hand.

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feels bad man

Is it still rainmaker?

FEELS BAD MAN

Sorry m8 you missed the slam jam. TC right now.

Ah that sucks. Which maps out of curiosity? I can't get to my Wii U right now, but wonder what they decided to pick for the night.

Warehouse/Mall

Damn, I like both of them

I already got the brute force program running for a certain code. it'll probably take weeks to get it, though.

Your power bill is going to cost $3000 beech

literally use google

Kinda pointless now that I got my answer...

I remember that.
Is that you, Sorry?

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TUBBY

>mfw callie is an overweight piece of shit

I once did that, but minus the lag and with only one seeker user on the team (me). Booyahs were had. I felt bad for enemy team and decided to both help and playfully mock them by taking a leisurely stroll on their street with it while they respawn. Still dunked it, 6-0.

there is nothing wrong with being healthy
why do mariefags continuously feel compelled to be assholes

Be nice

You never know when you might need each other.

>just saw spla2n trailer after not playing splatoon for months
>come to /ink/ to see more news
>new supers nice nice
>all weapons pretty cool
>fucking paid online
Im already giving you 60 of my dollars to get my fucking children's game nintendo, why the fuck do you want me to pay for online?
have they announced the price yet?

No price yet.

thanks, free online was really a big plus for me about nintendo, didnt expect them to jew ou like this

We all knew it was only a matter of time user.

>being obese is healthy
fuck off tumblr

a lil chub is not obese

there's a very specific definition for what classifies as obese

some people think if you're not skinny you're obese
they're wrong but eh, what can you do
more to go around

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goodnight callie
i love you

soon im gonna marry you

Not if I marry you first goodnight callie poster

she will never be real

She will be. In 12000 years.

11998 years now.

Don't kill yourself

without killing me first

something's off, rainmaker's been on rotation every other mode today
what's going on here

Goodnight, user

night dude

Passing by bump.

Nevermind I guess that's all the sleep I'm getting

nice

reminder that half of these players are trash

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rub the belly

splat the traitor

splat dis

appears to be an upstanding civ, stand down, no need to splat

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eminent smooch

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this combines many great things

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nom

here's one for the morning.
today's mamemimima gives a go at the first of the new subs revealed for splatoon 2 - the curling bomb. i'm sure it would be fun to ride one of these guys! though, they look a little small in-game. just make sure to get off before they explode, unless you want to fall on your butt.
i'm pretty sure curling isn't too popular in japan... but the truth can be stranger than fiction!

Curling makes way more sense in a waterpark based society

Splatoon 2 Air hockey minigames?

Rainmaker, who wants to squad?

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what is this

Stardew Valley with a graphic mod of one of the villagers, turning them into Callie in Visuals only