/elyg/ - Elysium General

Yummy Troll Placenta Edition

>Guilds:
NOST PVP/PVE aka ANATHEMA/DARROWSHIRE aka OLD
Dead

ELYSIUM aka FRESH
Alliance guild:
Horde guild:

ZETH'KUR aka FRESHFRESH (Do not roll here, server is dying)
Alliance guild:
/who "guild name", whisper anyone!

>Server Homepage
elysium-project.org/

>Vanilla WoW database
db.vanillagaming.org

>Leveling Guide
Need a new one because the old one was worthless

>Nos Pre-Bis
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j81TgG0p_HrYKajiUiQfYIoSUx1culzy2u_Fc4wtiS8/edit#gid=329725463

>Leveling Specs
The last one was written by someone who obviously never made it to 60. Need a new one.

>Macros
wowprogramming.com/docs/api

>Addons
wow-one.com/forum/topic/3573-vanilla-112-addons-download/
shagu.org/pfUI/

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wow-pro.com/node/1008
wow-pro.com/leveling_guides/boston039s_alliance_leveling_guide_2030
wow-pro.com/leveling_guides/old_versions
oocities.org/iliektosuxit/?201613
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what is your obsession with placenta, OP

VPN ban just got reverted.

Chinese fertility treatment.

placentas are fuckin oshii user-sama

Friendly reminder the Japanese are your friends

Jesus, talk about an internet defense force. Sounds like you're tsundere for Kronos guys, been going strong over a year now and once Valk either shits the bed completely or shuts down you'll return with your tail between your legs. Which looks like it will happen very soon since chinks can't use vpns now, also friendly reminder that the server merge and Naxx are happening this year. Who knows? Maybe they'll get another pop influx and won't have to merge :^)

they did 300dps because they were wearing full prebis including DM items

that's not what being undertuned means you fucking retard
undertuned = npcs do less damage, don't use abilities correctly etc
Kronos was undertuned in terms of boss abilities and melee damage
still makes MC a joke if you get to clear MC with 1.12 items
that's why everyone makes fun of Kronos

and if you think 340dps on Rag is BWL levels of dps then I really can't help you

>get ganked by ?? horde
>it's a female character
every single time

Been on a trip for 5 days.

Havent even checked the threads

What have i lost?

>going strong
>1k peaks

lol

>lol dude, don't quest, there's too many people, just grind mobs

>lvl50
>need 700 lvl50 mob kills to level up
>need to find an empty grinding spot
>you will kill 3 mobs per minute on average
>700/3 = 233 minutes
>4 hours for lvl51 when you could just run around doing easy quests and a ST run and get to 51 in 2 hours like me
>would also lose your mind after mob #400

but yeah, keep grinding in your secret spots kek

some shitty horde guild with 10 members died

>doing scorpion poison quest in northern durator
>45min timer
>"oh, okay, all i gotta do is run in, get something, and come back out"
>"oh, I gotta go out, kill scorpions, come back in, then go back out? okay I guess"
>"wow these scorps are pretty backed. Oh well, means server isn't dead"
>finally get poisons for antidote after 15 fucking minutes
>get back in
>only have 3

I'm done.

Vanilla wow is fucking retarded and the quests are all shit. Fuck this meme of a game.

Grinding makes it easier to get money. I'm level 53 with 500 gold. Should have epic mount, all skills trained and max professions at 60 at this rate.

reddit.com/r/ElysiumProject/comments/5q034o/discussion_chinese_vpns_can_officially_no_longer/

reddit already chimping out with their downvotes

sounds like you're just bad and can't pay attention

>LFM SM Need tank
>join up
>3 warriors and a paladin

Never left a group so fast.

WHAT WAS THE SPECIAL SECRET USE OF THE EYE OF KILROGG

TELL ME

>it's a male undead rogue

>I was downvoted on reddit
and you care why? why did you even post to begin with?

>its a gnome mage
That actually managed to die 2 times to affli lock. And I thought Crabs was bad at this game.

Should I be having to grind at 14 as a human?

I feel like I must've missed a quest line somewhere, as the next one I have in Westfall is the third part of People's.

except I didn't post anything

How do I make easy dosh man?

>LFM tank + heals
>okay ill give this a shot
>warrior, druid and pally

Getting your account banned by anticheat after teleporting in a pack of mobs you dismissed your eye in.

Yes let me spend 45 minutes running back and forth because watching a character autorun for half an hour is so fucking enjoyable

>find grinding spot that has good drops
>grind
there. easy dosh.

orc warlock is so fucking based. im glad i chose the superior race/class combo

kek you're bad

You ever resisted cheap shot?

yes it felt amazing

warlock is truly the greatest class in vanilla wow. i heard it was gutted in retail but i havent experienced the changes personally

When the fuck did you start playing games? 2012? MMOs (and older games in general) have always involved tedious shit. Maybe you should stick to retail, it's much more your pace.

>Playing as the niggers of Warcraft

No thanks.

say something new for us clown

this desu

Ok, I thought it was broken, fuck rogues.
>humans are welfare queens
>orcs build horde out of fucking nothing in 10 years something
Who are you calling niggers cuckboi?

>try to cheap shot orc
>forgot about their stun resist
still killed him though

>he thinks cheapshotting orcs is a bad idea because they have stun resist
Have you ever played tbc?

Been playin wow since '06.

U guys are autistic sperglords

PEACE

As a long time rogue player I'm loving playing a Warlock, it's like they can do everything
>Ritual of Summoning
>Soulstones
>Healthstones
>CC with fears/seduce
>great soloing, can handle elites with voidwalker or kill multiple mobs at a time with dots/fear/drain life
>all of this on top of good damage and PVP capabilities
I just feel so complete and useful. I do miss being a dick thief sometimes, though.

:thinking:

wat u thinkin bout

>selling mageweave bags for 1g50s on ah yesterday
>today the price is down to 1g
fucking people that dont understand how economy works ruining my jewish schemes reeeeeeeeeeee

there is supposed to be a chest at the end of uldaman right?

Why isn't Salty Dogs on Zeth in OP?

>kronos shills lie incessantly
>get called out on it
>"hurr you're just tsun for it"
No one's coming back to your shit server. Let it go and move on.

>over 400
>340
You're making some good arguments but at least be consistent ffs.

lmao

died

did they really ban china

>join a group for Rend/Jed farming, advertises multiple runs
>half the group is
>wipe on Rend event because the 3 Rogues and 2 tanks decide to all bathe in the Fire Nova from the black dragons, running the Paladins OOM
> members blame the Paladins
>run back, someone somehow aggros mobs and we end up pulling a pack
>tank refuses to tank and everyone dies
>run back again, someone pulls more mobs while ppl are jumping down to fight Rend and we wipe again
>run back again, someone pulls the mobs on the balcony while the rest of the group runs back, tank just bitches instead of tanking the mobs, getting half the group killed

That's one way to make a name for yourself. At least I learned not to play with again.

FUCK U WARRIOR IN ARATHI
FUCKING LEAVE
STOP PROTECTING UR HORDIES YOU HIGH LEVEL BITCH

>friend has amazing blue item drop
>hes high enough he currently has greens that are better
>offer to buy it off him since im exactly the appropriate level for the weapon and specced exactly for that type of weapon
>he says no hes gonna use it for a bit since its blue and his main weapons rn are green

such a waste. but what am i going to argue with him that he should be giving it to me? i would feel like too much of a gypsy or something. oh well.

did you see him equip it? He probably didn't want to sell it to you at a discount

>several people do high dps
>boss dies faster
>average dps goes up because of cooldown usage/kill time

how can anyone be so dumb
if you think 300-400dps = T2 levels I just don't fucking know what to tell you


realmplayers.com/RaidStats/FightOverview.aspx?Raid=57617&Fight=9
here's what T2 vs Rag looks like

so then he should have just said so i probably would have paid up to 10g for it because its so good. he would be hard pressed to get more for it too because everyone is poor on zeth. I dont necessarily expect my firends to give me a discount on items they found all on their own. i dont offer any myself on the big ticket items.

is shadow priest allowed at 60?
will I get invited to 5 mans? raids?

is dps warrior allowed at 60?
will I get invited to 5 mans? raids?

thats what you sound like

no guild will invite a spriest with 8 debuff limit so probably not

no
yes

>Get a leveling route from the thread
>Get 203 you's from the thread
I think last thread was the best thread we've ever had.

wow-pro.com/node/1008 1-12
wow-pro.com/node/1008 12-20
wow-pro.com/leveling_guides/boston039s_alliance_leveling_guide_2030 20-30
wow-pro.com/leveling_guides/old_versions 30-60

should be pretty sweet.

5mans easily. Raids probably.

So you pretending to spurge out and act like a total retard on an anonymous image board simply to get replies from people you don't know, which actually leads to absolutely nothing other than wasted time?

I'm sure you've accomplished a lot in your life

>LF1M tank RFD
>join party
>3 girls and a boy healer
Never left a party so fast

shit dawg what are you usin?

We got 30-40 on Weekends boys. We raiding MC one day clear a week

>replying to someone with a script running for over an hour

some autism right there

lmao no need to be so frustrated my man, if people want to spergout at bait let them.

>using Wrath guides
Fucking numbskull.
oocities.org/iliektosuxit/?201613

>a script
sad that you'd lie like this.

take it up with the guy who suggested them. not that you could.

>Devilsaur set + 500g

That's Anathema, right?

>leveling guides

but dps warriors do get invited to raids. are you retarded?

It worked for them friend and it's going to work for me.

Anathema PvP server!

5mans no
raids yes (gl finding a slot)

>tfw 50 and comfy grinding spot
>haven't felt this since the dryads in Ashenvale 2 weeks ago
What are you up to /elyg/

>want to raid as fury but keep getting tank items
:thinking:

Going to quest in Silithus for the first time ever in my wow history, then I'm off to WPL/EPL. Gonna be nice

Oh boo hoo, fucking kids, play a real MMO like EQ

>quest in Silithus

gl

you get 2 Sandworm quests and a 3 quest chain with the ghosts

anyone else crashing on Anethema?

Hey, I want to join Elysium. At what level can I whisper someone to give me a guild invite? Also if I don't care about being good at endgame I'm allowed to roll whatever class I want to, right? Most importantly, will I have a good time joining a guild from here?

>suggesting guides that were written for hunters and warlocks
I'll never know why people fucking recommend this shit

b8

fuck no

if anyone wants corpsemaker on Zeth'kur pst Varlotto

im making a farming group for it
we're running in and killing ramtusk and running out

alli or horde?

Your "friend" is a fucking cunt.

I share all of my shit with my leveling partner, and he does the same for me.

Pally duo for lyf.

The wanted poster one doesnt even seem to be available. Fuck I wanted that 8 sta bow. Off to WPL it is

horde of course

WHO THE FUCK IS STEALTHSLUT , WHY DO YOU SPEAK RANDOM THINGS TO ME ?
WHAT DOES "SEIZE THE CONDITIONING" MEAN?

I feel like I'm really slow at leveling.

My played so far at 15.5 is about 11 hours, though to be fair I've also got tailoring and leatherworking to 75.

Am I slow, and what could I do better?

name a vanilla zone with better atmosphere than ashenvale

god the colors are terrible

stop using shampoo

>be in stealth
>something attacks me
>it missed
>taken out of stealth anyways
MILDLY IRRITATED

duskwood