How do i get rich really quick?

how do i get rich really quick?

Two words: chip warmer.

Be moderately wealthy to begin with you stupid lazy fuck. Learn delayed gratification like you should have at age 5.
Do you really think Veeky Forums has the answer you dumb piece of shit?

you don't

lottery.

kek

sauce?

how do I get a kawaii neko cosplaying girlfriend

Look like that girl and start playing games on Twitch and post cute photos on Insta/Twitter/etc.. Soon you will became a SOCIAL INFLUENCER and brands will send you free stuff and pay you for ads.

Faster way: be a camgirl. I'm pretty sure that in 2-5 years being an online sex worker is gonna be even more accepted on a social level

Craigslist. Sell your body to desperate fat guys. Not joking.

> cute
>cam girl
>mfw niggers are considered hot

FUUUUUUUUUCK

Holy shit I know her I think

Is that Lea Edge?

You could make 300k In a year, and millions in 2 or 3, but I promise you dont have the balls

Push those bricks nigga

but how?
*biting the bait

Make a product. Then sell millions of it.
Not even joking, this is a 100% guaranteed way to become rich

lol

this is your only hope

Something bullshit like legmade beardoil for hipsters?
Or should I create something with real value? What's the best product that makes real profit and not too complicated?

he literally told you in his post you drooling retard

sell drugs

you're part of that 90% chief

people who get rich (and in a short period of time) are smarter than general population so i doubt you have that in you.

there is no fast trick to getting rich. if there was everyone would abuse it

fag

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It's a small, sleek and portable kitchen appliance with easy pre-set buttons that'd heat up your Mexican tortilla chips to that classic restaurant-style warmth, that could easily be tucked away in a cabinet.

Why $2.5?