/ksg/- Katawa Shoujo General

>can distinguish
*can't

I just noticed this but why is Hideaki wearing stockings?

For Mish, terrified by the discovery.

I'm sure that the English shitskin colony is totally unbiased about the French language

The more important question is why aren't you?

Nah, Australians would probably be shilling right now if their internet was any good.

With my legs? Better not.

Don't force user to be gayer! He's already wayy too gay.

suzu!

...

...

suzu is a cutie
people are just salty because french sounds better

Suuz a cute

french only sounds better when women speak it

snoozu a cutie!

Oui oui
Ils sont tous bien salés
Note that I was more thinking about some kind of central accent. French accents tend to sound like shit if you get to far north or south

>tfw live in south , but no retarded accent
feelsgood
also yeah south and north accent sounds like pure shit
but Belgium accent sometime sounds like extreme-extreme north accent
indeed she is

Le mec il vit surment dans un marais salant et il veux me faire croire qu'il a pas d'accent!
And yes, it's like a northern French accent. In worst.

You guys are so gay.

So gay we say hello to eachother with kisses

You guys should try having an Irish accent sometime, it's great. Can't open your mouth without people asking you to say "Lucky Charms" or something. Which is a cereal we don't even have in Ireland.

French accents on girls make me go doki doki so hard though.

>French accents
I was once told I pronounce perfect french "r". Trobule is, only thing I can say ion french is that I don't speak french

It's probably not good for you to go doki doki, flops.

et toi , fais moi croire que tu dis pas ouite au lieu de huit.
peuchère.
but you're not a cute girl

I can't roll "r"s for the life of me either. I sound like very ill duck when I try. I can say "I look like a rabbit" in French, because of an old joke in my high school French class. That's about where my bilingual skills begin and end, mind.

You're not my Dad!

You'll never know that!

The gayest!

>You guys should try having an Irish accent sometime
>implying

I studied Russian in high school and could roll my Rs, but I haven't used it even once since, so I may have lost the ability
>not going to start randomly speaking russian at work to find out either

If that can help you feel better, I think that a girl wth a irish/scottish/english accent trying to speak French is hella cute too
You have no idea how many time a French guy had to repeat ouit and uit for me to get the difference... And yes, I say ouite. Tiesse di quette

>I can say "I look like a rabbit" in French, because of an old joke in my high school French class

Go on.

i used to work with a guy with an Irish accent.
girls slobbered over it
>I swear he exaggerated it around them too

je connais pas un seul belge qui entend la différence.
vous êtes cassés

My point was that it's annoying having one. I don't really know how it sounds, due to having one.

If they ask you what's gotten into you just start robotically marching towards them yelling about death to Capitalism.

I suppose I feel a little better. Having an Irish accent and trying to pronounce words in any other language is near impossible. I mean English is hard enough, really.

It's not that interesting a story. My front teeth poke out a bit when I smile and I twitch my nose a bit, as a habit. A friend always made fun of me for it and they learnt that phrase then had me say it without knowing what it meant. I'm not called Flopsy for nothing, you know.

>I swear he exaggerated it around them too
Oh no, I did that too around cute girls. You have to work with what you've got.

...

I swear I can hear it and change the way I say it! But I have to concentrate so it's more like u-ite than huit... It's a work in progress

I expect nothing less.

>I don't really know how it sounds, due to having one.
I would say try making sense of a Welshman and you'd get a roughly similar experience but no one can make sense of a Welshman

I also don't actually have an Irish accent.

In other news
This is Emi.
Emi has a Japanese accent.

the only Belgian guy that trains to spell huit properly , bravo
omelette du fromage intensifies

Hmmm... maybe I need to work on my Brooklynese. What's weird is that my sister has a strong accent, but I don't.
I've been told I have a sexy voice, but I think it's just that I don't have the local MinnesoOotan accent, next to which most accents sound good.

"How YOU doin'?"

>My front teeth poke out a bit when I smile and I twitch my nose a bit, as a habit

C U T E

It's just to infiltrate your country better.
For the same reason that you need to learn how to squat properly before going in the east.
Anyone from the east can recognize a "western spy squat" the same way you can recognize my huit

Wow, user, comparing me to the Welsh? That's just low.

I don't know too much about provincial American accents. Is the Brooklyn accent the one that's like, "I'm walkin' here!"?

I can assure you that there is nothing cute about watching someone twitch their nose about like they're having an extremely localised seizure every time it itches.

I think it's more like Joey Tribbiani from the 'friends' thingy

You're both right.
The closest thing I can think of to a MN accent that anyone outside the states might have heard is Sarah Palin (Alaskan, but it's close).
>It's fucking awful.

This is Hanako, she has a stuttered Japanese accent

Well you wanted to know what it's like listening to the Irish from the point of view of the rest of the world and there is only so much lower you can go from where you started.

I wonder if Lilly's mother speaks Japanese like Kate from Sketchbook
>I would die of a cuteness overload

>You will never watch user twitch their nose around until you scratch it for them

It hurts

A lot of people have probably seen Fargo

Oh, I see now. Sort of Italian-American. I'm not sure if I'd call that an attractive accent to posses, but it is certainly charming.

Good lord. I don't know if I can even make out her accent over the unmitigated stream of literal gibberish that she spews.

Well that's not fair, there are plenty of terrible accents out there. Like French on a man.

You keep your dirty mitts away from my nose.

I thought about Fargo, but that movie is as old as most of the people in /ksg/
>I was shocked to see a Pulp fiction joke in here

>Like French on a man.
Méchant lapin! Méchant!

>Get a gureatto idea for OC
>Do the edit
>Remember that my twitter is in finnish

Just fuck me up, senpai.

It's perfect!
Hecking Brent...

This is Rin, she has an autistic Japanese accent.

Post example, plox

>spoiler
Now we're comparing apples and oranges and would not be a reasonable comparison.
It just happens that the only viable comparison is the worst people in the world.

Fuck, I saw a 3 year old girl die today.
This isnt what I signed up for ksg...

how'd she die?

Poli lapin. Lapin très poli.

I don't even think the Welsh want to be affiliated with the Welsh.

you've been warned
youtube.com/watch?v=2L7Qt7yMsqk

It's a great movie though
>that Pulp Fiction joke was also me
>I guess I'm old

Oh no :( what happened?

I bet her voice is like a chorus of angels, but a little out of synch since she's not used to using it

No, not polite at all!
Plus lapin is some kind of lover nickname so it's super weird.

How adorable.

>Plus lapin is some kind of lover nickname so it's super weird

I cannot overstate how much I wish you mentioned that earlier.

This is Lilly, she has an upper-class Japanese accent.

Go on.

You'd think they wouldn't but that would require a brain cell among them to recognise that they should hate themselves.

So what do you mean by this?
He girlish voice or the way she tends to 'westernise' her vowels?

Perhaps, but in Japanese.

What exactly did you expect with the association of a rabbit?

wow , that suck
what happened?
indeed , it's weird

Kinda seemed obvious to me...

don't mind me just posting the best hanako scene

it's kind of a relief that something like this exists, it helps me a little to look at it when i start remembering things about her route

It's okay, my mon petit méchant lapin.

the way she westernizes her speech

I just thought it meant a normal rabbit! Why would I be thinking about something like that?
user, PLEASE.

you rang?

You should always be thinking about the lewdness of horny bunnies.
imgur.com/iJ1NGhe

Is it a bunny, or is it a burny?

>horny bunnies

That's what you get for spitting on our accent!
Petit lapin !
Cute as heck

both
fucking like rabbits with a burn bun

Flopsy a méchant lapin.

Drowned while I was on shift.

How very French of you to trick me with something so crass.

user a please don't make that a thing.

well fuck. the parents must be devastated.

hell it's giving me a sinking feeling.

This is Shizune, she's a massive bitch and has the best possible accent I could ever ask of her.

It's certainly viable but I personally think it false.
She lived there for more than 16 years and I doubt Hiroyuki is the kind of man to let her be wrong.

An interesting thought, though.

Because rabbits have been closely associated with fertility for millennia?

I see, EMT? Or lifeguard?

shit , that really sucks , and yeah as said , cant even imagine the pain of the parents
you will never insult the french again , petit lapin

You kinda tricked yourself though!
But anyway I'm not french so I'm going to do something you will never see a french do : I'm sorry!

I genuinely didn't make that association. I just think rabbits are cute. I'd hardly go by Flopsy if I thought those things.

If anything I'm just going to do it more often now, you cheese eating surrender monkey.

Don't say that, I'm confused enough without complicating it further. I accept your apology, although I reserve the right to still sulk about it.

I don't know what sulk mean and I'm too lazy to research it. So yeah, sulk all you want. lapinou

Sulk:
To through a huff or sook over a topic or situation

>lapinou
ça devient carrément brutal , la
you will pay for this , gentil petit lapinou

I very much will.

You think I'm going to be intimidated by a threat from a Frenchman?

And now you're thinking it.

Dwell on something you don't like

E.g.
>Liberals sulked about Trump winning the election.

Had to translate it for myself in the end
My favorite translation for that word is "bouder"
In french that word that is usually associated with young children throwing a fit.
So yeah, do that. I bet it's kewt.
Plus it kinda sound like the word for "blood-sausages" which is nice too

>"blood-sausages"
top kek

>So yeah, do that. I bet it's kewt

There's no winning with you people.