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Hey false champions,
My name is God-King Skovald, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are pathetic, unworthy, mortals who spend every second of their day farming artifact power. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten an aegis? I mean, I guess it’s fun killing the same trash packs over and over, but you all take to a whole new mythic+. This is even worse than Odyn.
Don’t be a weakling. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was jarl in Stormheim, and the legion's best spurdo impersonator. What titles do you have, other than “Jenkins”? I also get to waste your time, and have a banging hot aegis (She just shielded me; Shit was SO cash).You are all false-champions who should just stand in fel fire. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my aegis

They're the best.

>Run EoA mythic plus about 12 times, from +2 to +12
>No other mythic + runs
>No fulmination charge
>At least I get an extra shot at it in weekly chest, surely it only takes from the loot pool of m+ you did
>Get a garbage trinket from Violet Hold called Obelisk of the Void

why is this allowed?

lol

>have been waiting for this 900 piece for an entire week
>have run like 4 times my shitty +15 arcway because i'm forced to help those shitter in my guild who just don't have the brain to complete a +15
>get back to my car after work
>turns out i parked right where the cleaning trucks, or whatever the fuck they're called, were supposed to clean the road and was fined for it
>get back home, forgot to buy lunch and make a sandwich out of what there's left in the fridge
>proceed to open up wow and finally loot my weekly chest
>get a +11 HoV and a pair of 900 wrists with shit stats
>i already have the legendary wrists for my spec
>i still have to pay that fine and i'm broke af
>realize that these shitty days are gradually becoming more common
>i'll never have a gf

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i might as well shoot myself in the back of the head when i'll probably not get any pieces of loot tonight

how do I go from 835 ilvl to 865 ? I got 3 hours to do that

>broke
>wants a gf
str*ight people are dumb af baka senpai

Buy the highest ilvl items you can find in the AH.

I dont have gold

buy tokens

inb4 you dont have money either

>quincunx anti aliasing
I hate that fucking blur too

youtube.com/watch?v=kUHsY6gPCys

things will get better user u just gotta see how ur moving forwards

>name my blood elf paladin Magaboy
>get to level 15 to do my first instance, ragefire cave or some bullshit
>tell the disgusting orc hes a disgusting dirty ape
>call him a nigger
>log off for the day after getting votekicked
>log back on
>muted for the day
>blizz wont refund my starter edition
fucking seriously... done with this liberal trash FUCK blizzard...

>finally unlock call fel lord
>his dumb ass sweeps people down with a cast time skill once every 3s
>even if it catches them they're normally fine
>33% uptime and im giving up instant call dreadstalkers

>+12 maw key

tokens take some time to sell though

>not even artifact 34
>15% gimped cause I didn't grind and quit
>still get to do shit and no one probably notices

Being a healercuck is the ticket to easy loot and invites, dont even need to know how to play.

>warlock
>pvp outside of affliction (and even then you're effectively a static damage debuff on enemy team)

DISPEL 4 UA
TAKE 200K DMG
DISPEL """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""PROTECTION"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" BROS

>perform shit in my new raiding guild as trial
>log in
>see guild finder button instead of guild button
>get a heart attack
>die
>realize I logged into my alt
>whew

Best thing you can do is ask for feedback, show you want to improve and they may keep you for the initiative.

If any trial in my guild would ask for feedback I would kick them straight away

>Faction+server swap warlock
>Join friend's guild
>Do a raid
>Made mythic raider rank afterwards
>Friend is laughing on discord because it took some people months to get there
>I'm only 5/10 mythic

Can't complain /wowg/. 2 hours into 110 and bis leggy dropped from my first chest, cant complain.

>dk
gz now you might do average damage

>show you want to improve and they may keep you for the initiative

fuck you dad, i don't want a job!

its actually a tanking legendary user

>blood DK

LOL

>I don't want players to have a positive outlook on improving.

Your a retard.

>needing others to tell you what you need to improve

also called "shitter"

>pvp right now

Can someone post that anime girl and the vietnam helicopters?

>Not imparting knowledge to others for the benefit of everyone involved.

also called 'shithead'

affliction was too easy mate, wanted to try one of the shit specs. there's so few demo that i find i get targeted way less. and nobody knows when you're tryna set up consumption + imp bomb because they almost never see it.

Give me the rundown on the PvP scene senpai
All I know is that Mistweavers are strong af

>also called 'shithead'

go cry bitch ass nigga
if you can't realize what you need to improve yourself, you're fucking garbage

QUESTION MATES

What do I do with AP leading up to 7.2? Is it refunded from the meta trait to spend on new traits or am I going to be needing to grind several million per 4th rank if I spend it now?

If you don't want your guildmates to improve, your the garbage one here friend.

It's dead as shit that's what.

I did some ranked 3's with some guildies yesterday for the essences, and during that time at like 800-900 rating we ran into the same team 5 games in a row. I don't think at such a low bracket that should be happening.

if they can't see what they need to improve themselves they're shit and will get kicked out the guild

people with mental disabilities belong in heroic raiding

is there anyway to check what the emissary chests were 4-5 days ago?

>I am perfect.

Nah, you're not m8. Are you projecting on what happened to you or something? You seem awfully defensive about this.

>applies to my group
>no cutting edge
ROFLMA)O

stop replying this thread noobs

>game DCs me in middle of maw +13
>ports me to dalaran

im so insanely fucking mad

>grind mythic plus for gear and ap
>do my 12 or 15 every single week
>do shitty pvp for essences so i can get my 940's faster
>never missed a single raid and always parse above 80

>shitters in my raid with 50 total m+ done
>no m+ above 10
>still 910 legendaries in week 2
>some regularly get grey percentiles

I keep getting passed over on loot for the shitters because their ilvl is lower than mine. The fucking officers tried to tell me it's for the good of the raid that we gear up the guys with lower ilvl. I told them what would really be good for the raid is if they kicked these lazy fuckers out the guild.

They got all mad at me and now I'm on "probation"

FUCK LOOT COUNCIL

I learned my lesson and I'm so fuckin done

Are you retarded? I never said I was perfect, what I'm saying is that IF YOU'RE TOO RETARDED TO REALIZE WHAT YOU NEED TO IMPROVE YOURSELF, YOU'RE GARBAGE

Get it yet shitter? Or do I need to explain in to you one more time?
Do you need to have your mom tell you that you need to clean your room before you do it as well?

thal'kiel and my summoend felguard just had a conversation about suramar when i went to this little overlook near it, thats pretty neat, any other places they do that?

>Trilliax the gay house robot

t.shadow the headhog

>[16:49:43] Spellblade Aluriel yells: Detonate!
>[16:49:50] Spellblade Aluriel yells: Annihilate

kill yourself :)

stop replyjjgn noobs

>Master! I almost didn't recognize you with YOUR HEAD STILL ATTACHED

ow careful with that edge user

OP boom headshot

Anyone else getting disconnects from WoW that completely shut down your whole internet? Did a bit of digging but can only find threads from 2013 saying make sure accelaration is off, turn off optimize for speed, open firewall ports etc

this shit just depleted my key

the only suggestion blizz makes is make sure you use a wired connection and reinstall the game. Cheers blizz, you da man

>Getting this mad.

I was right, you ARE projecting. Nice work telling everyone here your shit. :^)

>literally the only reason NA never wins world first races is because EU gets more paid time off, vacation days, sick days, etc

So when is Trump going to make America great again?

look at this item worth 15 million atleast, jelly?

How are we today, /wowg/?

Is everyone having a good morning / afternoon / whatever it is?

Nobody is mad, I'm just telling your retarded because you are making strawman argument and bringing up stuff I never said

Now kill yourself and go ask your guild for advice so you can improve your gameplay :)

do what i did earlier to my loot council guild and leave

the real reason is that amerifats are more likely to be drama queens and have lower IQ on average

no not really

it is literally only because it's easier to be a NEET in EU or it's easier to get time off work

there is quite literally no other difference

I'm making a strawman yet you resort to ad hom.

Really activated my synapse.

yes yes really

all american top guilds raid all day long the first day, yet only TWO of them managed to beat spellblade

meanwhile we have 4 EU guilds over 4/10 and they've only been in Mythic NH for ~4-5 hours

NA guilds are just shit

does wowg like bears

it is because in NA they don't have a large enough pool of people without jobs or time off work to switch them in and out to push for world firsts

you don't understand how many people guilds like Method and Serenity actually have

Yeah

Which m+ should I be spamming as a disc priest? Does it matter?

yes

>log in
>look at guild log
>12 legendaries dropped TODAY for the guild
blizzard fucked around with droprates today didn't they?

For AP? Maw of DHT.

>when you ask someone in your guild if they are a girl and they assume you're hitting on them and everyone gets mad at you over it but really you are also a girl and just want to know if they are too

>guild got 5 drops
>I got my BIS for my 3rd legendary on my alt that I'm trying to make my amin

Either they fucked with it or it's about time for the casual players who only do weekly raiding and a few M+ a week to activate their bad luck protection.

>but really you are also a girl
Proof?

limbos a noob

>it is because in NA they don't have a large enough pool of people without jobs or time off work to switch them in and out to push for world firsts

nice meme, but you seem to forget that the best guild of all time was Finnish, a country with 5.4 million people

>166562490
kys yourself noob

Do I just say screw the drops and farm AP all day long?

expat-finland.com/employment/wages_conditions.html

>An employee who is unable to work due to an illness or an accident is entitled to paid sick leave. Wages are paid for the day when the illness started (if it had been a working day for the employee) and for the working days included in the following 9 weekdays. If the employment relationship at the start of the disability has lasted for at least one month, the employee will be paid full wages for the said period. If the employment relationship has lasted for a period shorter than one month, half of the wages will be paid for the same period.

thats my image noob delete yourself from the head drive

so did Blizzard ever justify the changes to blood DK or was it just "they aren't guardian druid so fuck them"

>he plays alliance
You have 10 (ten) seconds to explain you're self

post more cute

worgen spelled backwards is negrow

Yep. You still got a chance at legendaries from the chests.