Pulled a tar paver

>pulled a tar paver
>wins races constantly
>revived the economy of a small town out in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere
>drifts in a stock car race like a pro
>wins races on dirt tracks
>has the heart to help his greatest opponent in his time of need
Is he, dare I say it, /ourcar/?

KACCHHAWIEWEOG

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dont forget the mx5 fan girls

miata a shit

>those headlight flashes
I see what you did there, Pixar

Mia and Tia.

Kachigga.

What car is he even supposed to be?

Dude I have wondered this my entire life

But does he need car insurance or life insurance??

generic nascar car

I don't see it desu

Holy shit I never realized that.

The Vette is literally the most bang for buck of any car out there. You think the car of Veeky Forums would be the car that you can go the fastest in (straight line or track) for the lowest dollar price, and the Corvette in general fits that damn well.

Now I have seen this before, and this is an odd question. In fact, I would presume that he would need both. Car insurance would cover things like his outer shell (like his hood, fenders, bumpers, etc) and life insurance in his case would consist of drivetrain material, as that's what causes him to live.

This is how it is you can't argue it.

I always thought he was a Chevrolet NASCAR. I don't see how he can be anything else.

This is false. He is obviously based on the GTR since the Corvette is slow.

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But that's how real cars work. The headlights are their eyes.

>Rudolph GT-R

Gets me every time.

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I'd like to know why that salty old cunt was still allowed to race when he's blatantly slamming into other cars and endangering everybody like that.

It took me so long to get this

I don´t get it.

They flashed their tits at him

>what's not to get

His lights were stickers though

Bazinga

Ka-chow is Veeky Forums's bazinga.

kerchonga

you got the pregnancy one?