/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

pray for /our guys/ edition


>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

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youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g

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Real thread here

Im proud of Liquid. Not losing a single match point.

keeping it up

I'm looking forward to them getting btfo later tonight.

Cheating favela's do it again

>tfw our guys kept the Legends spot nice and warm for felps

gambits going to fuck faze hard

desu i want godsent vp gambit faze semifinals.

134 ADRen lmao

>adreN carrying some slavs to glory

and they said NA CS was shit

>134 ADR
Shit faze get it together

o-overpass is t sided right?
#fazeup

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/oureternalguys/

hobbit is pretty sexy

would fuck his boypussy

real funny man

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I LOVE SPENDING ALL MY MONEY ON SKINS AND CRATE KEYS

NO

remember to smash that mf like and retweet

close your legs you whore

mfw faze are shit

Why isnt Gambit using their edgy as fuck Skull logo?

so /csgog/ how much money did you put on gambit?

Is it possible to get gud at CS and not be autistic?

hopefully it's because everyone told them how awful it is

>instead of reloading your rifle, run in and shoot with your secondary

Jesus Christ

faze cucked themselves when they went for forcebuys in first half. This isn't how you play cs.

What's with so many people surviving on 1hp this major?

i havent placed a bet since jw told /csgog/ to stop betting

stop betting

yeah there's ton of pros who are closer a jock than a nerd

scripts for the sickomatic moments

It's actually pretty detrimental to be autistic in a team based game. For how fat and gross these slavs are, they aren't autistic.

When will NoTaN1dgl win a major?

>Damage Given to "[enemy]" - 93 in 7 hits

Most of them are shit though.
The closest we have to good non autistic csgo pros is french fuckboys.

i dunno what you mean by this buzzword but there are actually quite few pros who seem like total dweebs

only within the scene, in real life like at their schools they were mostly nerds with no friends

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>Zeus getting transferred to gambit was the best thing to happen to csgo

gotards, is h0bbit elite?

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Never forget the C9 tanktop work bro phase.

not really

a lot of the swedish cs scene came from kids who went to the local internet cafe to play some cs after school with their friends

idk, all the actual nerds at my hs liked comics and movies and shit but the people who played video games were somewhat fit and due to playing video games had friends

>pistols
>balanced

>losing to CZs

Davai blyat.

rare jw!

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FazeDOWN

based loud slavs, I'm going all in on them this weekend

Davai! Davai!

same

everyone played FPS games when i was a teenager. cool kids, nerds, everyone. even the more tomboyish girls

it was stuff like tabletop games, RPG's and such that were mostly only enjoyed by the outcasts

I wanna go in on Hobbit if you get what I mean.

how can you not like happy slavs

HIGH T

>its a "reset by czs" episode

I'm loving it.

Zeus is a miracle worker, he somehow managed to get Dosia and Adren out of coma and they are playing good again.

You know the game is over when a team takes a tactical time out and they're just sitting there despondent. FaZe are tilted, their next game will be a wipe out.

oh gosh :3

Explain further.

hi stich

HAHA

clips.twitch
.tv/eleaguetv/DarkGrasshopperBORT

hobbit doesn't have emotions

why are high t males almost universally likeable characters?

Fucking pound his boipucci till we cum.

What else?

hes there to look like a little girl so later they can take turns fucking his boipussy

mou is so bad

CAN I GET SOME (YOU)'s?

@166591385
reddo

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^^DONT GIVE HIM (YOU)'S^^

>Thoorin now praising AdreN on twitter
Did he curse him? Is AdreN gonna blow it?

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>reddo praising reddo on reddo
Neck yourself you fucking dipshit braindead loser.

faze is such a bunch of choke artists

gambit is to gud we have dosia and zeus

Hobbit is ALWAYS in that corner, how do they not check it? Every fucking time on Overpass. Same deal with Godsent yesterday.

>play against blatant cheater
>check demo
>his aim is snapping and he is following people through walls
>steam profile name (not nickname, but account name) is h_v_h or something like that
>6 pages saying he is hacking
>still wont get banned if he plays no more than 2 games a day

The amount of cheaters right now is so insane. I don't remember it being this bad ~4 months ago. It seems that about 9/10 games I either face cheaters, or have them in my team, often both.

It's gotten out of hand.

kalle mah

a b s o l u t e l y
s l a v i c

Shit bait Reddo.
Now fuck off.

well of course they have danes on the roster

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Genghis Khan reborn

holy trinity of choke

-----------ass tralis
--liquid (shit)----faze

>allu

>he hasn't succumbed to the botnet client yet

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>Every team has at least one Dane

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give gambit your power

\o/\o/\o/

I just want to get global on mm first
but this is fucking painful

It's literally every game, and it's like it happened overnight. Everyone suddenly became fucking gods.

GAMBIT
>GAMBIT
GAMBIT
>GAMBIT

OUR GUYS

Where are the fucking comms? They KNEW ZEUS WAS FLANKING.