/srg/ Tabloid Culture Edition

Useful speedrunning links:
speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.

tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. As expected, they're quite fast paced and pull off many frame perfect actions. They're also useful for an RTA, as these videos are useful for learning routes and certain techniques.

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I need discipline

I can't control my impulses, so I'm blaming (You).

>FDS is not messing with the console, it's a setting on the console itself.
How is the "open disk tray" function not a valid setting on the console itself?

If the open disc tray button is cheating, then the reset button is cheating too.

>be me
>pour my heart out on stream
>glance at chat

also how many times has cosmo requested feedback from his chat and then said that someone's opinion in chat is fucking "garbage"? his hugbox is starting to panic because if they say something he doesn't like he berates them for 15 minutes

it isn't cheating. people just change rules that suit their feelings and don't really think about whether it's consistent or makes sense.

you know guys i've seen the cosmo memes for quite some time now

trans-faggotry and all bullshit aside

poor guy, he is entirely lost in this world

it's gonna be an endless nightmare for him when he turns 35+ and no one in the real world is able to tolerate his existence

much, much worse than know

he must have had some fucking terrible parents

You mean the mother and father who named their child Cosmo are terrible parents?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

... you are not shitting me, his real name is actually cosmo

i understand now

cosmo, may god have mercy upon your soul

this tbqh

also we're famous!

What does r/samandtolki have to do with cosmo?

fucking hippies man
it explains everything

>implying cosmo has 0.00000000000000001% of the viewers needed to be considered "famous"

STOP. POSTING. ABOUT. COSMEME.

I want to talk about speedrunning and new strats!

drama monger central

>LET ME HELP YOU OUT OF YOUR CHAIR GRANDMA

btw, any word from present day zelda runners if they'll run BotW? Could cosmeme get btfo by skater & the eurocucks again?

The grind monkey stigma

>They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One.

good flick.

show us your sweater cows already

cosmo isn't going to speedrun it

nurse's office skip is not hard I don't know why I always fail it

Reminder that Miles is trans.

I'd rather not be reminded please.

Linkus wants to run it

If cosmeme runs BoTW seriously you know bros are going to come out of the woodwork to BTFO every time he gets #1

do you guys think Cosmo will turn around and be successful with the new BotW like he's claiming? I really don't want to see this version of Cosmo to succeed.

Miles seems to be the most sane trans person in the speedrunning community.

it will go great for about a week. his chat will fill up with about 500-700 kids who want old cosmo streams back. then totdile_dundee will show up and make him have a meltdown on stream where he will end up alienating most of his viewers. he will blame it on srg afterwards.

Hrs delusional. It won't be the same. He had fun and heart running oot a few years ago. BotW is gonna be an attempt to regain that glory and it won't work because "the world changes" as he likes to say.

Cosmo is totally going to regain the glory days.

Just like all those 90s bands who reform to try to capture some of their past glory.

Or when hollywood remakes movies like Ghostbuster and Ben Hur.

It always works out well in the end and everyone ends up really happy they did it.

cosmo is suffering from the god tranny syndrome

the gay nigger stigma

Cosmo if you are lurking here remember u are not beautiful like you say you are.

quit self posting and let this die

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we love you narcissa! we are the #1 narcissa wright fanclub on the net :)

>Bismuth9 : trihex was one of the first to get good at streaming

What did he mean by this?

>authorblues: i love andrewg

What did he mean by this?

pretty spot on analogy desu

>GrindxMonkey: ooh ooh ah ah ah! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

What did he mean by this?

biology: grind monkey
chemistry: lab rat
physics: truly skilled

>biology: grind monkey
>chemistry: lab rat
>physics: truly skilled
BAZINGAA!

liberal arts: someone who isn't a speedrunning degenerate

it's just the cakeboi op guy who wasn't getting enough attention so he brought narciposting back from the dead

liberal arts are the fucking stream monster degenerates

thanks for the late response!

odds and I grind some attempts
evens I gestate a little longer

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>Account suspended

New PB

why wont you let this die

I like to share my PBs here in hope that it will bring us back

This thread is never going to be about speedrunning again and you know that.

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>tfw cosmo not only holds his life in his own hands but /srg/s too

when the new zelda doesn't give him 10k viewers, he will kill himself and then /srg/ will no longer have anything to talk about

someone get cosmo to read this on stream

his bones are brittle because he doesnt get enough nutrients, even if he wanted to run it he can't muster up the energy

She's never taking you back, Cosmo.

Just accept it and move on. Do it for me. Do it for us. We just want you to be happy and productive again. You can't be happy and productive if you're hung up on Adrian.

You can still turn this around. Just move on from Adrian.

At least /srg/ would die with no regrets were that to happen.

theres always squid

youtube.com/watch?v=ar9qA3WJInk

this song must be on some weird youtube algorithm because it always popped up when i did a mixed playlist of DrvgCvltvre. Same with that "I AM ELECTRO" song.

I liked this track better.

whoops i missed the link
youtube.com/watch?v=YEpqFvoEFCc

Please. Can you not?

>totdile_dundee
who's that?

does she really look like that now? wooow
still, a lot better than that disgusting blue/green hair punk styled, fat version of adrian
you know, the one that dumped cosmo

you have no friends irl i assume

zero (0)

i'll be your friend senpai. are you uncucked

>uncucked
most definitely
i've even attempted speedrunning several times

drop your username

>pretends to not read the thread

username for what?

#aboveitall

the og b4 shitery

shit read tbqf

twitch? i assume you stream your speedruns... right user?

hey, just reaching out to my srg pals. life can be rough sometimes. thanks for sticking it out with me over the years.

*bonobo howls*

i used to stream metroid prime and oot but i deleted that account so i don't have proof of it (except locally)
and no, i'm not tranny miles/narci

why the actual fuck did someone write/take so much stock in a literal fucking meme

autism

No, you're a stream monster.

I'd say about 8

for those who missed the spice at the end of the last thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=hojsfADDCW0

>semi-memorable speedrunner and now unforgettable lolcow Cosmo Wright, upset that people are mistaking his streams where he violently sobs as signs that he's a mentally ill trainwreck, installs a browser extension to only allow himself to go on Veeky Forums and r/samandtolki for 1 minute a day (you know, like a mentally healthy person does)
>he fails miserably, gives in the first day, and reads srg and samandtolki in incognito mode because people are obsessed with him and definitely not the other way around
>upset with himself and his lack of willpower, he then posts a rambling, nonsensical video (linked above) at 3am where he whines about people misgendering him and saying negative things about him on the internet
>when members of his hugbox say to stop going to those sites, he calls people "fucking delusional"

meanwhile

>cosmo's journey with soylent continue to cause him great abdominal pain
>goes to urgent care because the pain is so excruciating
>violently sobs in the lobby while waiting for doctor to come out
>says that he pulls out his camera to take a picture of himself because he's in so much pain that he feels like he's about to die
>says that the selfie shows him with a halo over his head and that it's beautiful
>goes home and releases another video where he ponders if the soylent is the culprit

Will the soylent eventually do him in? Will the Breath of the Wild dev team be held criminally liable for killing this once semi-entertaining twitch streamer? Or will his hugbox ultimately turn on him?

Tune in to next week's episode of, "This Tranny's Off the Rails!"

is he....our guy?

>i'll be your friend
>you're a stream monster
as expected
you know nothing about me

who is "us"?

Caleb 'Iceless' Hart is so based. He has an amazing body and he makes fat stacks.

He's based, man. Based fucking Caleb. So based.

>ihatethemihatethemihatethemihatethemihatethemihatethemihatethemihatethemihatethemihatethemihatethemihatethemihatethemihatethem
youtu.be/hojsfADDCW0?t=58s

Cosmo, since I know you're reading this: please de-transition. Come back. You still have a chance. You still have the possibility. Please.

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I like to think of gender confused "people" as weak.

The change seems to occur most in "people" between the age of 8 and 20, when the human body is most into it's stage of growth, when hormones are surging and the mind is most unstable.

The desire to switch gender usually comes from the idea that the grass is greener on the other side, for the majority it is that they wish to become a woman, so they never have to grow up, so that they can remain childish and mothered by other people - so that they never have to go through adulthood. Lazy, selfish. I find most traps are incredibly narcissistic too, victims of their own complex now that they have designed, in a way, their dream girl, having given up looking for her, they become her, then wear her like a corpse over their real identity, and act as her, fooling others.

Having others see you as what you want is manipulation, it does not matter how you put it, and traps are sly, damaged "people" who live through manipulation of themselves and their surroundings.

Even on the Internet they try their best to be feminine through their misguided view of women (":3" spam, etc).

You are a failed male.
You will not escape this in the eyes of people who don't sympathize with your immaturity and failure

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shut the fuck up you cuck retard

the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 357ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN

>tfw my agdq undertale husbando is streaming

degenerate culture + easy access to porn + failed parenting + hormones in food and water = cosmo

the CURE for mentally healthy transgendered INDIVIDUALS is 357ccs of ESTROGEN/TESTOSTERONE injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN

And this was 2 years ago, can't even imagine how much he makes now. I know he raised over $30,000 during his last 24 hour stream.
Is it the dedicated 8 hours a day of consistent grinding?
Is this the power of being a grindmonkey?

youtube.com/watch?v=GEUiohZNe7o

watch this narci!

Don't bring your trailer trash-tier /srg/ stream monster memes anywhere near Based Caleb 'Iceless' Hart.

He is dedicated to every single one of his speedgames, and there is a lot of them. He has god-tier chat interaction too, and once again, he has an amazing body. So based.