/utg/ - Undertale General

Aww, thanks!

Thats the stuff.

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

No!

She's not cute, my sweet user.

She's adorable, protect her.

me too

Same here! They're so cool!

nice

But can the spider give better internet service?

That spider is dangerous and I don't necessarily mind.

not that one user, but here's a mettaton with less dignity!

Oooohhhh yes~

Just as promised - here's a hotbot in one of his... less dignified pictures.

Also - post tunes to start this thread off.
youtube.com/watch?v=litQNblifPg

I bet there already exists houses in 'murrica where you're forced to use specific ISP.

Why is Mettaton raping Mettaton at gunpoint?

>I unfortunately cannot accept text-only descriptions for how the character looks like, and please be aware that I’ll give the So Sorry treatment to any So Sorry-fetish-tier character.
cold

I just don't like eating during the night. It makes me feel swollen. I certainly wouldn't mind having Mettatons figure but I think I'm lean enough as I am at 76KG and 181cm.

I'm gonna do some stretches for the robot!

>Melting heart

fucking every time... Why can't they just draw them fucking or something instead of that...

Hmm?

same desu

youtube.com/watch?v=PN5YntoTFKw

Fuck if i know.

That's fair enough.
I'm just not making any food now because i don't want to wake up my roommate.
Though i could use it since i weigh 55kg

I just don't know how lewd i can get before getting woshed.
I hope i'm not going too far with this...

youtube.com/watch?v=oiKj0Z_Xnjc

youtube.com/watch?v=0DJb6_ldS1g

Box Mettaton is objectively better, but even I must admit he doesn't have legs like these.

I hear the call for lewd bots

Your lies can only get you so far! One day you'll understand!
Exactly. That's what I intend to do.
Cuteness connects us all already. If you had some kind of adapter modulator that could bypass the firecutewall, you could uplink to the spider's nearly infinite cuteness supply mainframe and from there activate a CU73 protocol to tether an information packet onto a cuteness cell and with such send information from one machine to another. So theoretically it's possible.
She's only dangerous to people who dislike spiders. Other than that, she's pretty nice! You don't dislike spiders, don't you?

>She's only dangerous to people who dislike spiders
What if you're afraid of spiders?

Royal Guard.

ho man
what a cool yet utterly depressing music video

I beg to differ.

I want to date him!

*do you.
I'm dumb.
Then you'll just have to face your fears if you're ever to hug the spider. As long as you're not mean to her, you'll be fine.

I don't dislike spiders.
But I want the spider to eat me and that can't be safe.

Too bad his friend is secretly wanting to date him, too!

that is hot

I'll kill him! Then I'll have a lizard boyfriend all to myself

youtube.com/watch?v=HPkTGm4RtVM

Nah those are all fine. As long as it doesn't involve like any actual genitals I think you're good.

>55 KG

Papyrus get off the computer! Seriously though, are you ok? That sounds kind of worrysome

As comedic as that show is, I absolutely love that song.

She'd probably tease you but not much else.

So /utg/

Is it okay to like Asgore?
Is it okay to like Asriel?
Is it okay to like Flowey?
Is it okay to like Chara?

Is it okay to want to date any of the above?

Telling the baby spider it's time to have a fun movie night!
Putting the family-friendly movie the baby spider would surely love in the player!
Making popcorn, plenty for everyone!
The baby spider being so excited!
Telling the baby spider that it's bedtime and locking her in her room before starting the movie!

Yes to all

yea

Yes to all of them
Each to their own, you know?

Mmmmffff~
It's getting hot in here...

Bullshit.
Mettaton doesn't have to masturbate - he has fans that take care of that.

Ah, don't worry - i'm fine. For some reason i never went above 60 kg in my entire life.
And i'm only 168cm so it kinda fits.

Lewd!

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes (but don't be a self righteous dick about it a la Tumblr and /r/undertale)

As for dating, It's okay to want to date Asgore. But the other three are kids and it's only okay if you, yourself, are a kid. And if you're a kid you shouldn't be here.

No you idiot.

>Toriel comes home from the grocery store earlier that day
>She opens the door to Frisk's bedroom to check up on him
>Gets caught masturbating

What does Goatmom do?

If Frisk hasn't noticed she closes the door silently and leaves wondering what the fuck is wrong with today's kids
If Frisk notices she apologizes a lot and leaves in a rush

has a long and extremely awkward conversation about growing up

1)She bitchslaps Frisk.
2)She nevermind.
3)She starts to teach female sexuality to Frisk (If they're depicted as a female)
4) She calls Asgore so he can teach Frisk about male sexuality (If Frisk is depicted as a male)

She helps.

But nah really she just pretends she didn't notice. Assuming she understands.

Getting the spider out of her room!
Just this once letting the spider stay up late, but only until the movie is over!
Making the bully share their popcorn!
The spider being sleepy by the time the movie is over!
Carrying the spider to her room and making sure she brushes her teeth!

There's something about this animation that always irks me. I think it's how smug Frisk is constantly.

Sure for the first 4 questions. For the last, it's rather dubious if you want to date and actually pursue a romantic relationship with one of the kids, but if it's just a fun "date" like with Papyrus it should be fine enough.

Well, you have a point

You know user, I normally try my best to avoid having lewd thoughts involving goatmom.
But then I see pics like that and I can't help it. What do I want to say with this?
I need more of that good stuff

Oh my! What's user doing to Mettaton's butt?!

>that pic.
I, ummm...
I don't think i will be able to top that.

the standards of people here always amazes me

If that surprises you, you've seen nothing

>Frisk
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>Chara
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>Asgore
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>Toriel
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>Asriel
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>Flowey
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>Sans
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>Papyrus
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>Mettaton
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>dog marraige
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>Royal Guayrds
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>Frisk x Chara
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>Chara x Asriel
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>fishbones
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>Mettaton + Napstablook
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>birdtale
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>Dragontale
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I'm trying to write here that it can be okay to like her that way because she's a woman and my brain just doesn't want to turn that into text right now.
I need sleep so no more booby from me at least.

Well as long as you're not dying I guess it's alright.

Maybe its just because i'm gay as fuck but I always find jumbo boobs like that fucking gross. Same thing with jumbo dicks

Goat

Children

did angstrom draw this?

Thanks again for the fresh tori twitter user! You're the best!

youtube.com/watch?v=3eGnctUUNJg
G Gundam's OST is really awesome. Do you have a favourite song?

Well - not dying, but i got a nosebleed from that.

No, it was Doogle

>we live in a world without lizardmen to date and marry
Worst timeline

If you're tired go to bed friend. If you do go to sleep goodnight and sweet dreams!
You Torielfags are so chill damn... I feel like hugging all of you

Oh fuck, wait.
I meant that No, i'm not dying from that.
Sorry for that - it's pretty late and i'm getting a bit distracted by lewd robots.

lizards are gross man

I've finally discovered the secret to drawing well. Just draw so small that nobody can see it.

Get out.

oh and annoying thanks for reminding me

>we live in a world without lizardmen
ONLY AS FAR AS WE KNOW!

youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

That's not true! Reptiles are adorable!

that's cute

they're pretty great

kill

...

youtu.be/gJv-iFkzV4M

>Boobs
>hourglass figure

Mm-mmmf!

Oh, exceed fate is my favorite by far. There's just something about that exciting violin start.

Jokes on you! I can see them perfectly and they're really cute.

Mettaton's bra doesn't fit...

May as well post more small things then.

That's perfectly understandable. I'm going to go sleep myself.

youtube.com/watch?v=LREX16JPqb0
evening cry

smol goats? smol goats