Last Thread: Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >everyone admits to being a fucking piece of shit >waifufags as usual try to date another boring fat neckbeard over a 32x32 pixel avatar that's meant to be a woman >seriously how
I main medbay to atone for the sins of my previous lives
Christian Hall
Probe confirmed for plebeian
Levi Flores
Greyling MediHUD when?
Samuel Brown
SINGU-CHAN VS SHARD-CHAN WHO WINS?
Isaiah Wood
If you don't main assistant and sec then you aren't a spessman.
Brody Peterson
>Implying he is wrong Get fucked Riefag
John Cook
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Cameron Brown
I apologize for nothing.
Joshua Parker
The AME ate the singulo last time
So AME > Singulo > Shard
Julian Garcia
>liking the non-person >even considering joke option misato Asuka or bust
Brandon Hall
xth for birbs.
Lucas Evans
I want to headpat a chicken.
Samuel Howard
>can't even spell her name right classic asukafag I waifed misato anyway
Wyatt Flores
>probe is a weeb Heartbreaking. Is MrPain the only respectable admin? Everyone else is a weeb and/or a furry.
Dominic Gutierrez
>HoP gives me all access for asking nicely >I go to Sec just to fuck around and steal the figurine in the bathroom >get fucked by flashers >lay in Sec and verbally shitpost for a while >they drag me to the armory and implant me >"alright Clown we have decided to make you Captain"
Jose Reyes
But Asuka is the patrician's taste
Ian Powell
Xth for adding a Bully job.
Grayson Gomez
>Clown Captain was actually a decent captain >everyone running around with all-access >corgis every-fucking-where >singuloosey goosey >bombs going off >one breaks my foot and causes internal hemorraging >get dragged to Medbay by Warden, CMO does surgery >as soon as he finishes, singu-chan breaks in and eats me I really don't know how to feel about that round. HONK.
Kayden Gonzalez
That's Captain.
Luke Reed
Don't tell anyone but I've never watched evangelion
/a/ is to casual for what I watch
Luke Harris
So who blew up R&D with grenade? Also thanks for having my back on the shuttle robo bro
Jaxon Harris
>Get tator CMO >Don't really know what to do, was thinking of mutagening the chefs food and making some grenades >Medbay turns into the wildride so fucking fast that I am completely pre-occupied in healing people >Some fuck sabotages cryo that was easily fixed >AI is being gangbanged by laws >HoP shows up and asks me for my hypospray >Wants to make a trade >Pretty fucking obvious the lad has that shit as an objective >I don't give a shit and give it to him and he gives me an e-gun >Says he has to protect me because of some insane assistants >Get the bomber bundle >Bomb cargo so my target gets fucked >Bomb escape when there are 8+ people there >Walk onto shuttle and emag it >Get stuck in a bunch of corgi puppies >HoP and I ride into the sunset
Shit just got too wild too fast so I didn't have time to do anything interesting.
Sebastian Garcia
Who cares about that garbage anyway? It's just a shitty old meme to talk about it.
Sebastian Morales
spezz
Matthew Harris
It was topical because he started playing le tumble song Unfortunately he didn't account for them launching the shuttle early
Colton Anderson
>go to make AI sat >get crate full of tools and supplies >LOOSE >run around in space >SHARD DELAMINATION >run to SME >try to get shard out >SINGULO OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE ASSASSINATES ME >FUCKS OFF LEAVING SHARD ALONE >BORG TAKES ALL CREDIT FUCKING MEMEULARITY
Evan Hernandez
>easy obj, steal caps stamp >order a bundle, figure i'll have fun until shuttle gets called and go steal it >going to slow >loose singulo >almost gib myself
wew
Jaxon Baker
Fucking tumblr
Xavier Rodriguez
>back of the computer still says teens someone fixe this
>shoot paper target at the range >bullet hole appears exactly where you clicked >shoot literally anything else in the game including people >no bullet holes or wounds explain
Colton Martin
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Leo Davis
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Bentley Butler
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Dylan Sanders
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Lucas Bailey
try again
Grayson Brooks
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Lincoln Flores
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Gavin Myers
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Juan Martin
All those arms and it still can't grab things.
Parker Allen
I remember that. I'm dead in that Medbay.
Andrew Ward
Question Which hairstyle looks the closest to the one in this image? If there's none that look close enough, who can I give favours to to sprite it?
Tyler Bell
Who here killed some sillycons?
Logan Kelly
JC
Grayson Moore
A
Nicholas Morgan
A bomb?
Owen Wilson
BOM
Jose Clark
here
only cool kids belong in this club
Jayden Morris
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Hunter Richardson
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Charles King
>roundstart janiborg >it's malf AI
Really gets me lubed up
Tyler Rogers
haha oh god that was me
Joseph Richardson
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Jaxson Brown
Thank you Warden, and I'm sorry I couldn't fucking do anything about the malf even though you gave a fucking ram and ion.
Jayden Hughes
>Want to become a super robot Captain >Get forceborged by malf AI halfway through augmentation surgery
The irony is not lost to me.
Aaron Bell
>Roundstart admin >hit triumvirate >its malf
Justin Gonzalez
Are you saying... you didn't ask for this?
Zachary Baker
I start shaking uncontrollably every time I think about and start playing this game. What the fuck is this? Do I have PTSD or something?
Brody Martinez
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Christian Thompson
I still have the project file, give me a minute and I'll fix it
Bentley Powell
People usually get a little shaky when they get antag and know the spotlights on them.
Carson Butler
I know, but this happens to me every time I open up the game
I'm starting to think that this game has done something to me from all the hours that I've spent as antag/validhunting. Like I get an adrenaline rush just from opening the thing up.
