Retarded Garbage

ITT: Retarded shit that shouldn't be a thing.

>super shitty and cheap econoboxes with stuff like sat-nav, bluetooth, cruise control etc
>1500kg+ cars with 4 cylinder engines
>autotragic in anything other than cruisers or 500bhp+ supercars

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Are you an absolute moron or...?

For one thing, I use the fuck out of my bluetooth.

Kill yourself nigger some of us live in traffic and need an auto.

Yeah same. And if a car has a dual clutch I'm fine with it.

>listening to music while driving
Commit suicide.

I commute to Hollywood for work and still prefer manual. But OP is wrong, there's plenty of people who should only drive automatic

>not wanting a comfy and safe car that is cheap to insure and efficient to drive

I like my cars fast and manual, but we dont all want unsafe 90's weeb shitboxes with no comfort, crumplezones or airbags.

amputate your left leg please and donate it to a war veteran.

>There's plenty of people who should not drive

Corrected. :)

I cringed.

Yes, but they still have to get around somehow

>sealed transmission (can't fix) costs more than the vehicle is worth

>Anonymous 02/13/17(Mon)21:03:20 No.1666061
uber is a thing now.
Or public transport, bikes, etc.
DESU usually people are good at things they like, so why give licenses to people who don't like cars in the first place?

Good luck getting around in rural America with Uber, bikes and public transport.

Post your car, OP.

How old are you? Do you realize that some people NEED to have cars in order to get around? I like manual too but I don't get triggered when other people aren't driving it.

>doesn't know that cars are primarily tools for people who actually work
kys memelord

I'm not always alone in my car, u fucking busrider

>breathing while driving

what a fucking faggot

Pic related.

triggered.

>all I wanna do is driiiiiiive

yes but you don't need your left leg, the war veteran who lost it to a mine does.

>I drive. I have no other functions.

Everyone abandon thread. OP is a faggot.

>not listening to music while driving
I feel like this is actually a sign of autism

>>super shitty and cheap econoboxes with stuff like sat-nav, bluetooth, cruise control etc
I DON'T THINK POOR PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE FEATURES
kg+ cars with 4 cylinder engines
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TURBO IS OR WHAT DISPLACEMENT OR RPMS ARE
>>autotragic in anything other than cruisers or 500bhp+ supercars
0.5/3.
Automatics should only be for the disabled. Nobody else has any excuse.

The GTI isn't a super shitty and cheap econobox though.

Have fun with your shit bit rate faggot

>Cars that are any color except white, black, or shades of gray
Most colorful cars are just eyesores that ruin an aesthetic roadway. Same goes for shitboxes and economobiles. All just eyesores.

There could be some exceptions to this color rule though

McLarens can be McLaren orange, Ferrari's can be red, M Series cars can be their shade of blue, and Lamborghini's can be whatever color, just not dark blue or brown.

Olive drab, sand, and exotic wraps are permissible on a case by case basis.

The outcome would be something like pic related.

Truthfully, I'd prefer just white, black, and grays but I know this would be widely disagreed with.

Manual fags are just ridiculous.

manual is master race.

new Porsche gt3 is fag shit tier

You're a fucking faggot.

actually M cars are Alpineweiss.
Ferrari street cars must be yellow according to autism, red was for racing cars.

Manual is for lonely men because you need to use both hands for driving i.e. no free hand to play with qt gfs pussy in the passenger seat

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>triggered by my dislike for colorful cars and econoshitboxes

What do you drive? A bright red corolla or something? Blue civic?

Either works, as long as it fits a pleasant aesthetic scheme

...

>Being this fucking boring

fuck you scotty

Uber is illegal in some cities like Buffalo and not everyone lives in a shitty city

>tfw drive a GTI with DSG, Bluetooth, Sat Nav and cruise control
>tfw love it

Silver-blue TJ and a red XJ. Monochrome is the boring choice, and grey is an especially terrible choice because it's harder to see in bad weather.

REV UP YOUR SHITPOSTS

Like you can even tell the difference LOL

what, you can't?

You deaf user?

>tfw shoulda bought a toyota

>he doesn't realize most manufacturers only offer white, black , 9000 different options for gray, and occasionally red
I bet you don't even like plumb crazy

>dirt cheap cars with 4-500hp and RWD so retards crash it into crowds.

REV

>retarded shit that shouldn't be a thing

we can start with those fucking hideous plaid seats in that shitbox.

that's so fucking ugly my ass would be offended if i sit on it.

how do volkswagen faggots think garbage like that is acceptable?

>inb4 assmad vw niggers saying something about MUH H E R I T A G E

/b/

I like the plaid, what bothers me is the meme golf-ball knob.

Hows pandora caleb?

Hows the speaker peak on your stock dakota?

Whats that you turned the bass all the way up and it sounds better?

SCOTTY NO

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>ITT: Austistic Screeching
ftfy

>plumb crazy
>plumb
>crazy

How many extra chromosomes do you have exactly? Fucking spastic.

>Austistic

hey retard, are you sure you're not the one doing the screeching?

REV

I fucking hate this drive
>west hollywood to Calabasas

The 405 and 101 are a fucking mess

>getting around in rural America
Just fly over it

god dammit scotty

SCOTTY

What are you on about?

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>Red luxury car
Absolutely disgusting

plumb =/= plum
you idiot

>a red XJ
pics pls, most people on Veeky Forums drive garbage so I find this hard to believe someone actually has a nice car.

>I DON'T THINK POOR PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE FEATURES
LOL DUDE I WANT TO PAY OUT THE ASS FOR AN OVER SPEC'D SHITBOX RATHER THAN JUST BUY A NICE CAR

>I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TURBO IS OR WHAT DISPLACEMENT OR RPMS ARE
LOL BRO MY HIGHLY STRUNG 1.6 TURBO NEEDS TO BE REPLACED EVERY 40,000 MILES BUT FUCK IF I CARE DUDE

Bluetooth and cruise control don't cost anything to add these days.

Kek never heard that one before.

>lol dude my shitty boring depression-mobile has plaid seats and a golf ball shifter! isn't it so characterful and quirky!?

I don't care. If a Mercedes S Class didn't have it in 1999 I don't want it on my shitbox.

It's like headlight washers on a Lada.

>doesn't understand the company's play on words
Literal sign of autism.

>needing both hands to drive stick
I rarely use my left except for smoking. I can easily shift left handed, although awkward, so I can switch to lefty driving.
Also
>fingering a pussy instead of getting road head or a handy

[spoiler]I'm against sexual activities while driving honestly, that's what abandoned parking lots are for.[/iknowspoilersdontwork]

come at me nigger

power everything
Blutoof
6 speaker audio
Car alarm
remote trunk locks etc
5 speed
ac

etc

Nice car dude, too bad literally any 10-15 year old (((luxury))) car has all of that without the build quality of one of those arcade machine things you find in bowling alleys. Your interior looks like it was put together by kids.

Play on words? Plums are purple you philistine


Catch me copper is a play on words

Until you've got auto-dimming side/rear mirrors, heated steering wheel and power tilt/telescopic, your car isn't "optioned to the tits"

T. poorfag
also that 15 year old luxury car will get shit mpg and break down constantly.


besides if i want comfy and shit mpg ill just drive my fucking truck

Please don't disrespecte tha F355 Challenge cabinet like that.

>he thinks modern cars get better MPG
Am I going to have to be the one to break it to him?

its got auto dimming heated mirrors and telescopic m8

heated seats and wheels are fucking tacky meme shit tho

>luxury
i know an 80s civic will out mpg it but a mercedes or a bmw sure as shit isnt

>his car doesn't have soft close doors and an analogue clock in the dash
Absolutely plebian.

I'm more interested in a cooled steering wheel.

putting an exhaust on a car that is not exotic should be punishable by death (corvettes arent exotic boomer)

"Plumb crazy" is a term used in southern dialects that equates to saying something like "absolutely crazy"
Plum is a purple fruit.
Plum crazy is a play off of the southern phrase plumb crazy.

tl;dr: there's no reason to be upset, where did the southern man touch you?

I live in Canada and was born in the late 80's, how would one reasonably expect someone to know obscure southern dialect/slang?

Googling plumb reveals that its a lead weight, I assumed that you were making a spelling error.

As far as I'm concerned, you still are.

>(corvettes arent exotic boomer)
If you don't think 7:25 sounds good you should commit expedient suicide.

youtube.com/watch?v=x8kfCurbSFQ

anyone that replaces pop up headlights on any car should be publicly executed

>I live in Canada
Stopped reading.

Normally I'd agree that killing off character in a car in the name of function is retarded, but having the nose lift on a car while over 100mph isn't character it's just retarded.

I'll accept your sort of apology.

i both listen and sing along and there is not one thing you can do to oppose me

Sooooo... No car can have an exhaust except exotics... How will the engine run?

[spoiler]truthfully, I've never driven a manual[spoilermeme]

>heated seats and wheels are tacky meme shit
Not if you live in a cold place. They warm up almost instantly, no need to wait for the engine to warm up for hot air.

>obscure

Google plumb crazy instead.