Overwatch general - /owg/

Do people stop overextending on defense in later ranks? There's no fucking reason why you should leave the the courtyard in Hanamura A. It's one of the most defender favored points in the entire game, why the fuck is my entire time at the spawn?

am i the only one who finds this intro ridiculously cringy for some reason

Plat and below: Dumpster tier
Diamond: Shit tier
Master: Not good, not bad
Grandmaster: Alright
Top 500: Good

Is there are more pure and strong friendship then these two?

Make Sombra a viable pick nobody will complain about in one change. You can't.

post blue!

>Top 500: Good

Everytime you hack someone she moans for you

This is my wife. Say something nice about her.

Increase stealth duration to 15 seconds.

More time sat doing nothing in invis won't change Sombra's image problem

probably reminds you of a fursuit

Reaper is cute. CUTE!

Zero delay coming out of stealth, she can shoot as soon as she starts becoming visible.

Proper alignment list.

I want to be her! Or serve her!

I know how to counter him just fine, the problem is 90% of the junkrats I'm teamed with refuse to switch no matter how many times the enemy pharah blows them the fuck out and I'm tired of losing sr for their incompetence.

I only have around 3000 Blizzard money but I consider D.VA one of my mains.

I'm really not sure if this skin is worth it.

t. diamond shitter who thinks he's good

Cutest and best pairing

So when is mei getting removed

sorry user but you got beat.

Say something nice about this boy.

Playing at high-diamond is so fucking awful. You're in games with masters, GMs and sometimes top 500 people and even if you do well, every single thing that goes wrong is blamed on you. I want out of this hell. People are dicks.

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no

>Draw
>Draw
>Draw

This is starting to get on my nerves

He's good at getting his detonator to stick out of his neck

>tfw you cant sit still long enough to capture the flag

>silver mercy player autistically rages at team of golds and plats because he cant stop flying in front of bullets
>"YEAH WELL YA SEE"
>"AMONG MY GROUP OF FRIENDS IM THE HEALER"
>"IM STUCK IN LOW ELO BECAUSE I GET MATCHED UP WITH YOU CUNTS"

Hacked targets take an extra 50% damage from Sombra.

So excited about their matching skins and voice lines!

>hate Tracer
>need this intro

>Have a mercy main on the team
>Easily lose
>This happens everytime

Wasted slot lmao

Yes, they're very cute!

ah yes the classic
>i'd be at gold right now if my team wasn't so shit

Chu and Kap had a pow wow at a university offering the scam program of game design.

They took pictures.
Just look at them!

Post screenshot of you being top 500. You can't. Sad!

>10 loot boxes since the event started
>none of the new skins

blizzard pls i just need the stupid dva skin and maybe the rein

>implying I'm delusional enough to think that I'm good
I'm in the "Not good, not bad" tier.

Anything interesting they talked about?

What the fuck is with all the patches? They aren't even adding any notes it's just "here download this faggot"

I want to befriend and hang out withTracer!

Unless your team is full of ults it feels like a mercy res is basically a "give enemy tons of ult charge" button

>Yeah!

Fairly sure they just sucked their own dicks about their experience in the "industry".

Same except I only want the Bastion skin, fortunately I have plenty of blizzscrip to buy it if 3 weeks still fucks me

It's annoying to have all my friends showing off their new skins from random drops though

Does anyone know why the fuck Blizzard removed the laugh from the Warrior's Salute emote?

fuck no

mei is eating and they're adding the corresponding calories

Was there a Zarya or DVa? Either of those pretty much give Mercy a low elo get out of death free card if one or both aren't trying to DPS at 20m. So she's not wrong, especially if you were a bunch of fucking DPS, who either a) need to be healed or b) die.

I have a really good feeling you deserve your station.

Jeff always looks so fucking ready to end his life its depressing

Probably a bug like so much other shit in this update

Started playing again after a long break and holy shit is hog fucking trash now.
Literally can't get hooks half the time because they keep peeking so hook goes on cooldown and I'm just stuck standing there with my dick in my hand.

but thin waist was confirmed

It's been like that for months now, user.

Joke's on you faggot I'm stuck in high gold after a bad losing streak from plat.

>someone goes bastion on attack
>no one flames him
>instead we build our team around having a bastion
>rein and mercy support bastion on the payload
>lucio pharah and dva harass the backlines
>everyone is optimistic so we all do really well
>win ez against tank meta

why is teamwork and positivity so op? will it ever be nerfed?

>brainless monkey yells and flings shit at other monkeys
What's so special about this?

non canonical

Watching Kaplan play Overwatch and justify how horrible he is at the game is also depressing

I check every single patch to see if they changed the skin, and they still haven't.

The waist issue is a confusing one and it's not helped at all by Tumblr who thinks she's supposed to be real fat and Official Forums who want her to be thin.

Her waste IS buggy, but it's not the horizontal measure (viewed from the front) that we typically think of as a thin waist that is the problem. It's that if you view her from the side, it looks like her back is warped and arced inward.

>"""Nerfed""" Ana can still outheal full charge Zarya
Epic.

30% from her, +15% by allies.

>when you go quickplay for exp to farm skins and the enemy team has ten stars and you have none

The fuck is this algorithm

>mfw ana is still op
>mfw the tank meta will continue to be the most boring meta yet
>mfw 90% of the cast will continue to be completely irrelevant
>mfw blizzard will never properly address the real reason the game is so unbalanced

>playing Ana on Ilios Well
>coming back from spawn
>tomahawk a grenade at the point
>"eliminated x"

They need to add a mode that uses no MMR, as a casual mode.

>yeah, well, YOU were shit, too! So HA! Ha-ha ha ha ha!

>S3
>Top rank this season: 2998
>Current rank: 2704
I would kill for their to be sensible intervals for sr increase/decrease

>thinking people who've played the game longer are better
You have no idea what you're talking about. If I see a high level player in QP (to me, 500+) it usually means they're fucking awful.

>widowmaker's event line is one of her respawn lines but with a single word removed

How lazy can you be.

Has Meis waist been nerfed yet?

When I decayed down to 3000 after not playing for 3 weeks, I was gaining 70-90 SR per win.

What do you play? Want a sup cocksucker to get to diamond?

t. 2635 lucio main, 70 hours this season

>have terrible aim
>try to play with team
>constantly get people on my team with average aim who don't want to play as a team
This is the worst.

Why does Mei have that stupid face on the Overwatch website. Is that vapid open gaping maw the same face Mei players typically have when they use her.

>Lucio main?
How the fuck do you have fun in the game?

I'm having difficulty comprehending how a girl so perfect can exist.

I haven't played this game in forever and got bored of it before hitting level 25 despite preordering it

Why are there hero limits now? Also how do I play *hacks you in spanish*?

It's awful looking

Don't forget the most canon

>playing Pharah
>see an enemy Widow or Hanzo pretty far away, trying to shoot me
>lob two or three rockets at their perch and dip back behind cover
>they sit there and take all of them
>"Eliminated X, 100"

So CTF is dogshit right?

dork

She doesn't exist.

But they just addressed D.VA

How bad are the D.va nerfs? She's the only hero I play 90% of the time

No.