SC2

i swear i will NEVER get banned again
this time im freakin serious!!!!

*rips a big fart itt*

hm come to think of it i haven't been banned in a few days either

BRAAAAAAAAAAAPT

*stinks*

twitch
.tv/tingting57

ty i love her!

im going to kirr u

right
now

>fuck my chest is so tight and my stomache hurts
maybe you have heartburn

try eating healthier and laying off the alcohol

you've been lying on your left side haven't you...

tums

seriously, i always used to think tums was shitty for stomach issues compared to extra strength maylax or pepto but for reflux type issues it works so well

take 4

its just day9 blogging about his ER visit again

dont worry about it

the left side is the side that stops acid reflux

classic ting ting

i had a dream i beat up a naked attractive woman and she cried and couldn't breathe
what the FUCK is wrong with my subconsciousness

omo

don't patronize me shitlord

im gay

im not im helping you so you dont get heartburn

just came!

wonder if he lost fat yet

FUCK i want a 'z now

first of all scarlett is butt ass ugly
secondly fuck you

haemorrhoids really suck
wake up at night with my asshole on fire
i always sleep scratch and make it worse

literally the bane of my life. wish i wasn't so into butt play

locking her feet

>chain garbage
ugh we get our 'zas from micropizzerias here

someone email me when the games start

>locking
????

She looks like a slimmer version of someone I know.

coochie coochie coo~

6 hours till Scarscar!!!

i want pepperoni mom!

ok but where is the adult pizza

n

i

what if scarlett doesnt make it out of the group

word we also use only the most local made home-brewed beard oil in our beards here

i see pepperoni as a topping for the kids now where is the pizza for the adults????

its rigged idiot ofc she will

hm us adults are eating salad..

pep n green pep are my fav tops

we make fun of foreigners

>she

actually i am starving myself so i can lost about 50 lbs by march

a big loss....
soon to be a skinny boy..........

clips.twitch.tv/tingting57/ZanyKuduRalpherZ

cutie :3

p

idk why that last guy was posting plane stuff but it reminded me of this

youtu.be/RrttTR8e8-4

some pilot let his kid "fly" with auto pilot but things went terribly wrong and everyone died
lol

lol indeed

quite so *puffs pipe*

i dont want to die but i dont want to be alive

purgatory sounds like a place id enjoy

alive in heaven is not like this alive

yeah the trauma of going through death is too much for my cowardly self to handle. i'd much prefer to just fade away into thin air

how do you know
maybe its just the same. why would i be happier there

you get to purgatory after dying idiot

ive died in dreams before. its only scary at first but then it feels kind of pleasant

hm then maybe a coma would better suit me

wow thats a cute stinker

just freeze yourself so you can woken up in the future when they have flying cars

i'd perfer to be rich and have a cute girl keep me locked in her basement and abuse me and steal all my money

just grab em by the dick

*reads about the historic accomplishments of extraordinary people*
thats gonna be me some day
*absentmindedly fondles limp penis*

imagine lying next to your gf...

imagine like kissing some guy and holding his muscles when his arms are wrapped around you and you feel so safe cause you just want to bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever. not that you're gay or anything but imagine that.

>*absentmindedly fondles limp penis*
how did you know i was doing this right as i read it?

same but i'm not gay

why did you delete this... it was a good post...

what was it it didn't load on my screen...

>*reads about the historic accomplishments of extraordinary people*
>thats gonna be me some day
>*absentmindedly fondles limp penis*

hehe thats p funny desu

i matched with a cute girl on tinder but it wasnt a girl...

nice...

post woulda be funnier if you worded it
>today on tinder i got matched with a cute girl (male)

I disagree.

...

me on the left

wait are we anti-tranny or pro-tranny here?

we like cute things here

how are you typing then

i like pigs

only if she looks qt

that probably sounded better in your head heh

pigskin bit--wait a minute

strongly anti tranny. so much so that if it were up to me all trannies and tranny enablers would be dead.

odds i go to the store and get 8 pints of 8% beer
evens i stay sober for the 4th night in a row

im going to the store anyway

i want to get drunk tonight

well you are getting drunk alone then loser we're sober now

>that moment you realize laws dont actually mean anything and you can do whatever you want

i have seen the oz behind the curtain. fear me

*reads stirners wikipedia page*

*gets spooked*

based

you cant

*does the spooking*