NOW WATCH ME WHIP

o...oh user-kun...m...maybe we can go drive later on...you know...since mom and dad are not home tonight......BAKA!!!

FUCK

what is the meaning of this

Kadeem never died for this shit.

>mfw i once saw a Tucson modified exactly like this

What the fuck these are real?

BUILD THE WALL! BUILD THE WALL!

AWOOOO AWOOOOOO MAGA

I KNOW WHAT I

>GOT
>O
>T

GODMACHINE

>G
>O
>D
>M
>A
>C
>H
>I
>N
>E

miata fangirls tread lightly

>when mommy asks you to buy new tires for her crossover

I ruined it.

...

I would drive this unironically

how do you make these?

like you drive that 335i

YOOOOOOOOOO WHA'S UP GUY TUNER JDM AUTO LEAN TOUGIE HERE WITH ANOTHER DOWNHILL SPRIAL
>Tattooed guy with mullet walks out from behind a car in a garage
TODAY
>Cuts to Miata getting stuck in traffic
AS YOU CAN SEE
>Fiberglass spoiler flies off and hits the following driver
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE
>Runs red light
OF NONDESCRIPT VALLEY #34 IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA
>Attempts to drift down a sand dune
HERE WE HAVE
>Flashing lights cut to car
THE MOST ELEGANT
>Clip of R32's tires spinning in slow motion
FAST
>Cop with radar gun scanning traffic
DEADLY
>Station wagon rolls down hill
CAR EVER MADE IN THE UNITED STATES
>Eagles crying
THA MAZADA MEATA 1994
>Showcase of random Miata's
THIS CAR HAS AN INLINE VALVE 8 WITH EXTRA TORQUE FOR THE PUNCH
>Slideshow of cylinders pumping
AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO DRIVE IT
>Crashes into sandbags
DEEEEADLY!
>Messes with the shifter even though it's an automatic
WOOOHOOOOO
>Miata drifts very slowly around a forgotten speedway

Repeat for the rest of episode.

Every day we grow further from God's light.

If I was a billionaire I'd improve classics like this irl for fun.