Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit. If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!
Alexander Williams
i bet we will get dorothy leader
also how much do you think isabelle's back hurts to wear those titties
Connor Gray
W H I T E H I T E
Christopher Jones
What was the supposed T1 aggro shadow list?
Dylan Brown
When I get older I can tell my kids I cheesed my way to masters with Daria.
Aaron Adams
...
Logan Hill
>I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard that's brilliant
Anthony Gutierrez
>t1 >Aggro shadow
lol
Carson Morales
pls respond
Carson Clark
>box of goodness Genius. This OP is amazing, no sarcasm.
Oliver Scott
>get this cutie >get Lily >get Maahes >get Wolf
>roach is the only deck anyone plays
what went wrong
Brayden Long
>Actually have me by the ropes with a full board >Not actually sure I could one shot her next turn at 16 hp >Actually surrendered I'm now honestly confused on which craft is the more cancerous one
Logan Walker
can a bro please post a JO decklist
thanks in advance
Joshua Brooks
did she literally tie some stone to her bow?
Cooper Bailey
gamepress listed aggro shadow on T1, I know is not true, but i want to check that deck
Liam Perry
It's a crystal. Probably some ancient elf way of increasing the strength of your shots by magic
Brandon Bailey
Posting elf
Joshua Martinez
HNNNGGGGGGG
Ian Evans
That is a strong elf
Jaxson Adams
>don't give a fuck about the meta >packs keep giving me Daria
Wish I could get something good for forest, blood or shadow for a fucking change.
Grayson Hall
The one that is played by the (former) top 1 Shadow player?
It's not really a great list.
Nathan Nelson
Shadow is tier 1. Just don't trust the lists on gamepress.
Matthew Nguyen
>Wish I could get something good for forest, blood or shadow for a fucking change. you open wrong packs then, m8
Aiden Howard
To the Luna player who asked for private matches, I'm sorry I didn't realize that I should have just let my turn end, I thought you just wanted the 20 games.
Isaac Garcia
It makes sense though
3 of everything is just good consistency
Jason Young
>Skeleton knight
k, lol
Daniel Morales
forest is a shit craft that they forgot to give a real board clear or card draw
Nathaniel Richardson
Cute Character's conflict actually matters (Erika: The princess is going to die to seal away a vampire when the world is ending anyway. Eris: My personality was split in half but in the end my "good half" isn't even the dominant part.) Character is tragic while not having her entire life revolve around her trauma (Isabelle, Luna) Makes the most friends out of any of the characters
Eris and maybe Erika come close but Arisa is the best.
Chase Ramirez
its the exact same as the last thread you fucking mong
Jaxson Walker
>skeleton knight >good When will this shit meme ever end?
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Daria cucks a lot of decks. Midrange/Control Forest being one of them. Bahamut cucks PTP Forest.
Josiah Evans
urias is the best though
he is pestered by erika for no reason though so erika is the aggressor there and therefore evil and the worst girl
Samuel Brown
>implying I'm here 24/7
Owen Jones
This is true
Colton James
>needing your opponent to kill it twice >buffing your reaper twice
I suppose you can use Tenacious Ghost over it.
Nolan Roberts
I might agree but I think the biggest problem is the story is too short. I can't really take Urias's disappointment with the whole world seriously when he's only been awake for a couple days. Who knows, there might actually be someone powerful enough to rival him.
Cooper Morgan
wow.... so this is the power.... of t1 daria....
Andrew Barnes
>turn 6 against haven
Themis ;^)
Xavier Turner
Sometimes Daria matches are actually fun.
Alexander Mitchell
>Play le rng witch of face rolling >Dice don't roll in your favor >Bitch and moan What did he meme by this?
Logan Allen
>Tenacious Ghost this boy
>The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.
William Johnson
>tenacious ghost in 2017 >4 mana >does nothing >die to a 2-drop >die to a piercing rune
Isaac Barnes
but you are winning?
Justin Walker
Rowen might be powerful enough, but he holds back his power too much.
Jaxon Moore
>4 mana >Dies to 2 drop >Dies to 2 damage
Jace Jenkins
>4 mana >die to a 2-drop >die to a piercing rune literally what card are you even talking about
Mason Hughes
How required is shadowreaper in aggro shadow?
Hunter Cox
>4 mana >does nothing >die to a 2-drop >die to a piercing rune
Thanks for pointing out that you are a drooling idiot.
I tried him when aggro blood is all over the place and got good result. He's just not as good versus Daria.
Joshua Carter
Literally everything you just said isn't what tenacious ghost is.
Charles Hughes
He's an alternate wincon.
Christopher Perez
It's a core element of the aggro shadow meta.
Nicholas Martinez
>mana >>>/hsg/
Charles Brooks
Fuck. I was thinking about Malicious Ghost. They're both Ghosts y'know.
Jordan Watson
Tenacious Ghost is mostly an anti-Haven tech that arose during DE, why even bother with him now?
Skeleton Knight was standard in the old T1 vanilla aggro shadow decks even when Forest was rampant, and he's back now.
Juan Sanders
>inb4 merely pretending
Benjamin Bennett
>can be used as a setup for coco >will be able to get in a hit without getting killed >4/5 stats means Levi cannot trade into it
Oliver Morales
>on a big win streak >close to ranking up >game puts me up against daria >they curve perfectly >they refill their hand every time >never draw a board clear >play death's breath out of desperation >they use kaleido 3 times and kill me what sin have i committed to deserve this
Nicholas Wright
Just cheese Daria until the nerf if you want to climb mate.
Kevin Anderson
if i wanted to climb the ladder without having fun i would just play sun satan
Easton Wright
Just put in three crystals and a lot of burn
Carson Foster
1v1 me 41797
Ryder Ortiz
Someone should make a list of all the barefoot girls in this game. And then make a doujinshi featuring all of them.
Samuel Lewis
Kaleido Glow feels like it's really under-performing in Daria decks What spells does everyone run in their Darias?
Jaxson Wright
the spell that makes you reconsider your life decisions
Dominic Hall
Baka
Jaxon Hernandez
Keen Enchantment
Christopher Jackson
Or, you know, he could have come from MtG like the creators of SV.
Jeremiah Sanders
Sure is a lot of Dragons roaring today
Gabriel Russell
GG. I seem to keep running into Discard Dragons in these private matches.
Liam Clark
I made my JO deck literally 30 minutes ago and this was my first real match with it.
Fucking loving it already.
Elijah Scott
lol, that's mean
Brody Flores
The "Fuck your Ancient Elf" Card
Blake Perry
I think it's quite useful in certain matchups where you have to fight for early board control. I've tried teching differently, e.g. fates hand, angelic snipe, but i found kaleido was the most effective overall.
Hunter Flores
Here in A1/A2, I run into more dragons than elves.
Oliver Scott
1x Kaleidoscopic Glow 1x Fate's Hand 1x Summon Iceform
So far these 3 flex slots are doing pretty well for me.
Elijah Jackson
>copy anons deck >its shit wew
Henry Ross
It's so fucking hot how the NEET gets heterochromia when she evolves