R-right, Veeky Forums?

It's fine...it's totally fine...

s-sure, user.

Spending the day avoiding messages/calls from my clingy gf and dodging the slutty chic from work who invited me out.

Going to blow off both and go for a drive.

Been toying with the idea of buying a 80's/90's anything to wrench on during the weekends.

Will be cheaper than gf, every bit as infectious as coworker.

>His car isn't his gf
Look at this pleb lmao
xtube.com/video-watch/Fucking-a-Miata-17591942

miata

youtube.com/watch?v=LaWQQBMF0Ew

Yes, racers don't need girls. Does he have any other advice, I need a life manual written by him.

Miata/MX5 is currently top of my list, but the meme tax is fucking real locally, 8-10k Ausfalian for an MX5 with 200,000+ k's seems ridiculous.

Also looking at MR2's, S13's, 180SX's, an AE86 would actually suit my needs perfectly, but again weeb tax.

Wouldn't mind a super clean and original S12/Gazelle, or Starion, but rare as hens teeth.

cuddle with my Twingo plush. It's almost the same and it's cheaper

I'm not being sarcastic, if it sounds like I am.

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You don't want his advice, he's forever chasing pussy and ditching his mates and work commitments in it's pursuit.

>be me
>be a proud former owner of a 1969 Dodge Charger R/T that my pops and I restored
>let gf take a cruise in it cause she loved older cars
>she doesn't know how to drive manual
>fucks up my tranny by constantly slamming through gears
>clutch is fucked also
>accidentally rear ends some dude in a pickup truck
>have to pay for all the damages

No i'm rather happy I have no valentine, user.

>let gf take a cruise in it cause she loved older cars
>she doesn't know how to drive manual

You are the only one to fault t b h. The second she grinded gears for the first time you should have told her to get out and learn to drive manuel in some shitbox.
I hope your dad beat your ass after that, you fucking faggot

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HEAR ME OUT BROS

HAVING A GIRLFRIEND IS A TRAP

SURE THE SEX MAYBE BE FUN BUT EVERYTHING ELSE MAKE IT NOT WORTH IT.

MY ADVICE IS TO JUST HIRE A HOOKER

yours sincerely former no life 4channer.

This is true.
The worst parts are when they blather on about some shit you don't care about and you just smile and agree when really you just want to go for a long drive to escape the noise.

I think you have autism
Me too though

Pretty sure autism is a requirement to post.

>miata drivers

Lol, Valentines day is for him! I do the same with alcohol, and now my dick doesn't work from losing too much blood I think, and drinking. Good thing, because I don't want kids.

Been there bro, Dominos a shit

>nocar
>no gf
>no f
>no pizza
hold my beer I'm gonna do a flip from that bridge

>valentine day
I'm gifting myself with a limited slip diff.

Hey, dumbfuck i wasn't with her when she was fucking my shit up. the thing is she never told me she wasn't familiar with a stick shift post-incident.

>letting a woman drive your Dad's manual project car while you're away

You can't make this shit up, kys

>dad's
nigger it was my car, formerly it was. My dad offered to help restore it. I guess reading isn't exactly your strong suit.

Get an Intgra and enjoy 190hp on 1000kgs stock. Or import a Type R from Japan with the facelifted front end and 200hp stock.

who the fuck cares it's still wrecked hahaha faggot
I guess making coherent decisions is not exactly your strong suit.

Isn't that Pizza Hut though?

>who the fuck cares
Apparently you do, dumbass, considering you're still here giving me (You)s.
ayyyy.

You don't have to rub it in

>tfw no gf
>tfw no pizza
>tfw no money
>tfw no RWD to drift with
Atleast I can drive suicidally with my FWD on icy roads.

Autism

This

>Watching Fourth Stage

>refers to the 1.6L engine in an MX5 as a V6

And fucking dropped.

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Are you using Funimation's subs? Because those are retarded, it's not the source.
>mistranslating "rally" as "ferrari"

>tfw your car buddy's wife wants your dick but you just want to hang out and work on cars

>implying

But who took the picture?

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>set 10 second timer on tripod
>run over to chair and try to make your pose look natural

>Being so cheap that you use the timer and leg it to the scene to pose
>Not just using an infrared remote to trigger multiple short timers or bursts

>not getting your picture taken of you and your loved one by a random passerby

>not owning a drone that is capable of taking high quality pictures

>tfw literally Iketani
>tfw at a party
>tfw talk with the cutest [spoiler]fat[/spoiler] girl I've ever met
>tfw we hit it off
>tfw didn't get her number because she was out of my league

>friend tells me she said I was cute after the party
>she texts me
>we're dating now

We're all gonna make it br/o/s.

>not having a boyfriend

Now all you have to do is motivate her to not be fat.

user you misunderstand

[spoiler]I'm into that, which makes it even better[/spoiler]

>fat chick was out of your league
How fucking ugly are you?

>mopar
you'll be fine user, it's not like anything of value was lost

high five

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She's of a higher class of women than what's usually available to me, she's just fat. She could 100% be a plus-sized model if she wanted to be.

Plus, big girls who are aware that PRETTY big girls are a rarity and set very high standards for themselves because they know they're extremely desirable within their niche

>>mistranslating "rally" as "ferrari"
that makes sense now. I thought they turned the cappuccino into some kind of fierori

day like any other.

current culture trends make it easy for me to not feel like Im missing out.

When and if monogamy returns and girls start acting like women, ladies, and relationship stops being cuckery galore, then Id consider feeling bad.

But its like being in the eye of the storm, drama all around, peace within.

Also, nothing quite like girls with their bf's watching you while holding them... (fit/ here)

>tfw you will never live in Japan
>tfw you will never drive on the touge
>tfw you will always live in a flat, featureless grid

just fuck my shit up

user, stop putting her on a pedestal, she's gonna break it.

I don't mean to, I guess I'm just excited after not having dated for 3ish years.

>tfw no qt3.14 to teach how to drive

>tfw you live in the alps with lots of great touges
>tfw shitbox too weak to drive uphill

>tfw there will never be another anime about street racing

>the only good anime about street racing was only exceptional for the first season and alright for three seasons, tops

>When and if monogamy returns and girls start acting like women, ladies, and relationship stops being cuckery galore, then Id consider feeling bad.
heh

I'm only here for Initial D tb h

>Not treating your carfu on valentines
baka

After a while everything just becomes cliche. I don't watch movies a lot, but there aren't very many that I can't predict what happens next. (Especially on the hallmark channel.)

nice, good luck user.
>tfw no fat gf

Nips really struggle with B and V sounds so i'm guessing B6 came out sounding more like V6 and then the shitty dubs/subs followed.

unless your the gay every guy NEEDS pussy.

street racer or not

nice try skank.

I need air water and food shelter + GOD above all.

Pussy is a commodity.

>God

You meant Initial D, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=W-0utwOAnYs

Not quite.

God as Creator of all that is, the Dreamer within everything, the "I" looking trough your eyes, the Great Animator, the Intelligence governing every process in the Universe.

It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't storming badly here; I can't even enjoy my cars.

>spend the day shoveling
>arm feels like jell-o, snow keeps sticking to the shovel and it's all slush horseshit
>come inside, idiot box is nothing but valentine's day shit
>Veeky Forums sucks today
>go for a drive
>nearly dump shitbox into snowbank
>drag garbage cans down to road through eight inches of snow
>cry

fuck valentine's day and fuck february

I think I might know why you're alone on Valentines day.

>we're
You are :^)

I thought religious nutjobs find partners easily, since they gravitate towards eachother.

Why is it so hard to find a good woman?

I am not getting a miata anymore.........

Go for dat boipucci.

>tfw u have a thicc latina gf
>but u wake up and realism it was just a dream, on valentines day

IT NOT FAIR FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I'll just leave this here.

youtube.com/watch?v=0td1DuYSpZg

I'm not gay.

wanna go for a ride?

>mfw girl I have been dating for a month now has work on valentines day
>mfw she wants to take things slow
>mfw she drives a beetle with steelies and blown speakers

At she actually likes me

you feel like pikachu? that is very badly memed my friend

actual plus sized models or "plus sized" models who are only a plus size because they're tall and well-proportioned?

>I don't mean to, I guess I'm just excited after not having dated for 3ish years.

It's ok man, fatties are there for that exact reason.