>own an automatic
>drink a nice, hot coffee
>let my hand hang out the window
>text my mom
>eat a hot dog
>jack myself off
>finger my butthole
>sniff my poopy finger
Sure is nice having a good car I can relax in on my way to work.
Own an automatic
Blake Diaz
Connor Lewis
>not driving with your knee while you change gears and jack yourself off
It's like you've never even been to a gay orgy you fucking faggot.
Ryan Foster
How do you press the clutch, cunt?
Nathaniel Long
MANUALFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO! HOW WILL THEY "EVER" RECOVER?
Adrian Martin
He has two knees
Owen Anderson
>vagrant pops out in front of you
>mow him down
>spill your coffee
FUCK.
Andrew Reyes
>>sniff my poopy finger
Automatic drivers, everyone.
Isaiah Taylor
>drink a nice hot coffee
Impossible at 100mph+ anyway
>let my hand hang out the window
to loud at 100mph+
>text my mom
That is illegal for a reason.
>eat a hot dog
Eating in your car is degenerate.
>jack myself off
Did that in a manual at 100mph.
>finger my butthole
>sniff my poopy finger
Degenerate.
Tyler Parker
>finger my butthole
What are you, some kind of faggot?
Jonathan Bailey
>implying that this isn't common amongst the entire Veeky Forums community