>own an automatic
>drink a nice, hot coffee
>let my hand hang out the window
>text my mom
>eat a hot dog
>jack myself off
>finger my butthole
>sniff my poopy finger
Sure is nice having a good car I can relax in on my way to work.
Own an automatic
>not driving with your knee while you change gears and jack yourself off
It's like you've never even been to a gay orgy you fucking faggot.
How do you press the clutch, cunt?
MANUALFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO! HOW WILL THEY "EVER" RECOVER?
He has two knees
>vagrant pops out in front of you
>mow him down
>spill your coffee
FUCK.
>>sniff my poopy finger
Automatic drivers, everyone.
>drink a nice hot coffee
Impossible at 100mph+ anyway
>let my hand hang out the window
to loud at 100mph+
>text my mom
That is illegal for a reason.
>eat a hot dog
Eating in your car is degenerate.
>jack myself off
Did that in a manual at 100mph.
>finger my butthole
>sniff my poopy finger
Degenerate.
>finger my butthole
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>implying that this isn't common amongst the entire Veeky Forums community
Sounds good 2me
A-are you a grill?
3 PEDALS OR DIE FAGGOT
Yeah I'm a girl (male)
>he doesn't sniff the poop crust on his finger
PLEASE STOP
The fact that people like you actually exist makes me sick
I sniff too
>Parking brake is a pedal
BTFO
>He doesn't sniff
>Parking brake is a pedal
Top kek, lad
People will be people and people will be awful.
But then again, our fingers have been in a interesting and warm place and we are all on a quest for knowledge. Because we want to know our world a little better, we will sniff our fingers
>shifting with the clutch like a normie
>not knowing the perfect rpm to match the next gear and slide it in perfectly
Good luck on your synchros, devilposter.
>drinking in your car
>coffee stains
>eating in your car
>doyouwantantsthatshowyougetants
>cruise in an automatic biturbo v12 on my way to work
>attack the twisties in a manual Miata
Both forms of transmissions have their pros and cons. Luckily I can choose if I want to drive automatic or manual for however I am feeling
And yet, all these bastards can't grasp the fact that one isn't better than other because if that was true, all our cars would have one form of transmission...
>drive manual
>let my hand hang out the window
>eat a hot dog
>jack myself off and edge whenever I need to switch gears
>use gear shifter as dildo and shift with my ass
>sniff my gear shifter.
>Don't text my mom because I'm not a faggot who needs to text my mommy when I'm going to work and I rather not get fined for that shit.
Sure is nice having a shit car I can relax in on my way to work and enjoy the ride.