Mass Effect General - /meg/

Cora is literally a rejected design.

There's a scene of Vetra being bodyslammed by Drack in the trailer. Hopefully, this means that there is a rape scene

You can kiss her chins too!

LUCIO COMING AT YA

Honestly I think it will be kinda nice to go crew expendable mission first in Andromeda

I'll only be in it for me and my daddy, maybe the Krogan if he is a bro

>tfw your best bro is going to be a giant pink rabbit

Is it safe to assume we're getting more squad mates apart from those in the pic?

are you trying to rustle my jimmies?

All that is missing is a tophat

it's the ones in the pic, Vetra, and the bunnyman. And that is all

She really is the best girl.

Jaal > Vetra > Bee Pee > Male Ryder >>>>>> Fem Ryder >>>>>>>>>>>> Cora

I would say BioWare needs to fix her old lady face, but they kept making Cassandra MORE unattractive throughout development of DAI so I think I'll just have to cut my losses.
Of course, this does leave us with the same problem we had in DAI: straight male characters have no good romance options. We've got the old lady, the crab monster and maybe PeanutButter? Unless there's a really hot non-squadmate LI it's a fucking wash.

Peebee taking that Irish ass to the new galaxy

>she

>they didn't even use the attractive rejected design because they still can't figure out HAIR

If that is a man, they are going to be regarded as the new malequars

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wew lad.

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Lucio is my main and I still don't like this guy. He's so unusual looking. It's like eyes are too high on his head or something.
>no ass
>boot lip
>stupid Blade Runner eye makeup
Fucking Christ.

I am going to have a guilty fap to Cora and Sara in the trailer. The suits are bringing back my armor fetish from ME1

Don't forget the pre-order DLC squadmate who will cost $9.99 if you don't pre-order!

I want to hold hands with that rabbit!

Holy fuck, this is horrible and Bioware should again be ashamed of themselves.

THAT amateurish OP. Seriously you copy pasted the previous one without copying the actual youtube links.
>inb4 why haven't you done it
I'm ill and was asleep until now.
Backing it up for the next one:

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>all females are dykes
>token black guy who is not jacob
>asari scientist
>nu-male protagonist

full SJW level reached

I was trying to get it posted ASAP to link it in the old thread. Beggars can't be choosers. You can make the thread next time, bitch.

>Fapping to Illusive Man with a sex change

he put more effort into that op than bioshit put into their own fucking game. don't yell at him.

also great texture work on the armor, new consoles are real powerhouses

they even gave her a lazy eye.

see Quit your bitching, you useless cunts. You're as good at keeping /meg/ alive as BioWare is at making long hair. I'm not even a regular here, and haven't been for months. I'm just a lurker who came for discussion on the new trailer.

WesternGerman is worse than a bitch, he is a slave in a hotel. Rich guests use him like a prostitute. He is the House Boy, and gets ficki ficki in the ass every night

That OP was shit. he deserves no defense force.

It's mostly the hair I don't like, I don't mind his face.

well yeah but that was the joke

Seriously, why is she so unattractive? She's like a hard 5/10. They can make her look however they want. They can scan a model's face like they have in the past. WTF?

It's sexy as fuck.

>2017
>having attractive females in your game
get this madman out of here

i actually thought the previous design was handsome (n-no homo)
bioware probably thought so too so they had to correct it

it was not grand either on pc

youtube.com/watch?v=NNG_szaXNNU&t=42s
so what was the nigger going to do? chimp out and attack the screen?

nigga are you serious? If you can't do OPs then don't do it. someone with the actual skill (as if there was any needed) would have stepped up instead of creating that heap of shit.

>rich guests
that does not compute in my hotel. I suck off dudebros and dutch mallorca-type dudes for a living.

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But that was coming on 5 years ago. The only thing that looks better is lighting and shading.

>I dont need an army, I brought a Krogan

where the fuck did I hear this before?
kind of sounds familiar.
did wrex say something like this in the games?
was it from the avanger film?

have some goddamn standards

look at this low res garbage

>nigga are you serious? If you can't do OPs then don't do it. someone with the actual skill (as if there was any needed) would have stepped up instead of creating that heap of shit.
And yet no one did. The last thread was dead by the time I started this one and not a single duplicate /meg/ was started in that time, you useless cunt.

It was an Avenger line, yeah. I think it was about Hulk.

buying game for her

>watching the avangers

thats the last console generation you fucking mongo
what a shit argument, you should really feel bad

this

So is EA not giving them enough brownie points to get an actual model anymore?

I used to be a homeless junkie and I can't say I've ever been as pathetic as THAT loser.

you will not see actual gameplay footage until the EA access preview. DO NOT PREORDER THIS SHIT.

Will we get extra PAX footage too?

Why is there no Kett squad mate. Fucking Bioware, dashing my dreams on the pavement.

dont forget to check if your version actually contains the game :^)

I did not fuck up this OP, you did. can't handle the heat and banter? Don't make one.

youtube.com/watch?v=lqZvYgn35K4
Why hasn't this been posted until last thread? upload date says 2 days ago. Was it a stealth upload?

Jaal better be a girl to make up for the disappointment of Cora and Pee Bee

>even the 39 year old tranny voice actor of "Jien Garson(?)" is more attractive than Cora

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$15 Kett dlc squadmate
But you did fuck it up. By leaving it up to a lurker to make it.

I have a nasty feeling that as a character, Vetra is going to be overrated and boring as fuck, her voice sounded flat and uninspired

yeah she has a crazy stare plus that weird grin going on in that trailer.

>But you did fuck it up. By leaving it up to a lurker to make it.
shifting the blame

Jaal is a male, it wouldn't make sense to have so many females on the squad.

Shut up you damned CDU voter. You created this situation

so Cora is basically the not-Miranda
wtf, didnt BIoware come up with anything new

Nth for I hope Bioware goes out of business

/r/ cora blacked edition

Does this look like a man to you? It is clearly a bitch or a very effeminate faggot

So from Alec Ryder's monologue in the trailer. Ark Hyperion arrives at Helius Cluster. There's no communication with Nexus at that point so they've got to check out Habitat 7 before the power on Hyperion runs out. But from orbit Habitat 7 looks completely fucked. Like fractured planet fucked. Why bother even landing there?

>why is she so unattractive?
it's misogynistic to put attractive women in video games, user

S.A.M.
the not EDI on the ship
holy shit

>shifting the blame
>i-i would have made the new thread, b-but i was... sleeping! at 8 PM...

So does Liam have no surname? Too poor?

I will have you know that I voted SPD last time out of habit. It's going to be AfD on both Parlamentswahlen NRW and Bundestagswahl this year.

He is quite clearly male with the way he is built and his stature compared to the female of his race in the top right.

>i-i would have made the new thread, b-but i was... sleeping! at 8 PM...
that is factually what people on alternate shifts do when they are off work and are ill and aren't due to their next shift until tomorrow evening.

i want to marry that dinosaur

>he's not a NEET
Kys normie faggot, with your shitty normie schedule.

>SPD voter

no one could have expected everything going downhill back in 2013.

I voted them too so I could study for free

if you didn't participate in the recent clapistan election you don't know the MEANING of regret

Can't even bring myself to see it. How bad is the new video?

God damn, that archon villain sounds terrible. What the fuck were they thinking.

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Oh, God! I threw up in my mouth.

MISTER BUNNY

very. thought about pirating it if it was cracked but I won't even do that. just going to watch some walkthrough on youtube at best and that's it.

It's fine, just very underwhelming. Our only human waifu a shit and the game looks kinda boring and tryhard.

its it the not-garrus or the not-thane squadmate?