/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

I just went all in on Asstralis, more than 100$ and I don't give a fuck.

This desu senpai.

>ywn play csgo making $25k per month
why live

receipt or it didn't happen.

idk if i should keep or get m9 blue steel

Thinking about this, could make a quick buck too, convince me, user.

Do it, faggot.

same
then NaVi > gambit and VP > FaZe

pay me back ten buckaroos in skins if we lose, user.
>steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=182492255&token=utYTy_n6

Animes are always such beta nu-male squeakers.

Naaaww, SK will win ez. Even if SK fucks up they will just drag it out to overtime and win on OT or double-OT.

NaVi
Fnatic
VP
SK

if you believe that FaZeUp has a chance bigger than 29.15% then it's PROFIT
they probably have like 35-40 so it's ez$$$

29.1564%

>faceit.com/en/bans
>majority is not vac banned

L O L

learn maths shitters
29.1563275434243%

getting to OT isn't winning "ez"
faze and sk both kinda suck and depending on the map either of them could win.

and let's not forget 17:19 only happened because faze chocked after 15:9

chocked not choked

VAC is extremely easy to get around, this is not news

CEVO is such a piece of trash, like holy fuck. If Valve added 128 tick and bothered to optimize VAC a bit, all of these shitty garbage pug "services" would die instantly.

>128meme
>people will not shit on Valve scanning their PC

Kill yourself CEVO admin, soon your "service" will be even more dead.

>tfw afraid of driving because I have constant nightmares of my brakes going out

I am fairly confident that something is off with my head and I decided to never drive desu

Rank and hours played?

>tfw waking up and doing market research on stickers to make the most informed investment decision
>tfw too intelligent to gamble and sick on my ass

what conclusion have you come to
get me in on this
here's an anime girl for your troubles

You're not getting any of my research, filthy anime.

DAZED

JUST

CALLED

SHROUD'S MOM

A

BITCH

and stew said josh kills "the vibe", like rank s is some good time hippie dippie stoner circle

>patchouli
>anime

i so fucking hate that whenever i play coop/mp (KF2 mostly) and see a faggot with anime shit as his avatar...... i know they are going to be good players.

also they are not going to use mics... VOIP triggers their social anxiety lul

Why is the pull out animation of the m9 bayo so shit?

What does that mean? Isn't steel the one who "makes the vibe"?

i'll be honest with you, i'm unsure what "the vibe" is

I think steel is the only one alpha enough to not defend stewie from witch hungers.

the vibe is the reason EU > USA

>falling for steel

I'm just making a statement.

got jw overpass case

evens - open
odds - wait and sell

wait and open

>i'm pretty sure that's not a store front

Why wait?

I LITERALLY JUST DROPPED A WHOLE PIZZA ON MY FUCKING SWEATER

WHAT THE FUCK

because selling it for 10 yuros is better than selling it for 5

Am i the only one who thinks gambit will lose to NaVi mainly because Zeus will screw up a lot? His obsession with getting revenge on NaVi.. .

kys i said wait and open not wait and sell

post pics

Yeah, but why do you think it will rise in price?

>His obsession with getting revenge on NaVi.. .

They will lose only because they're not as good at the game. This isn't an anime, autistic redditor.

will you eat it?
also pics

cuz they always do, no more will drop after the major and a lot of the existing ones will be opened thus the demand:supply ratio drops and price increases

US players really are a special kind of retard, and I swear they all hate each other

i wasnt replying to your post autismos

because its a limited quantity drop
and its 2nd best souvenir after cobble

niggas want that masterpiece

so... 5 euros is that fucking important? Just open and enjoy your souvenir.

thats a free operation pass

i havent spent a cent on csgo after the initial buy and i made like 300+ yuros for free vidya

stop being a dick

>tfw skidz master
Nani?!

Fuck off Iketani, you aint shit.

Shilvia desu?!

Do pros cheat? I REALLY want to know for sure

personally im 100% on aimlock for information desu

Yes.

How do I acquire a russian csgo GE gf (female)

Predictions for today

>Na'vi - Astralis
Probably Navi if they play like in groups

>Fnatic - Gambit
No idea, hoping that Fnatic wins this one

>VP - North
VP should take this

>Faze-SK
50/50

You didn't predict shit lmao, all of your explanations are 50/50s.

Always all in Fnatic

>fnatic sans pige

"no."

>you cant withdraw your steam wallet
>cant have more than 500 bucks in it
so how does one make a living?

Idk I've heard people sell irl, on ebay, etc.

no, not in LAN for sure
people just don't understand how demos work, ticks, server/client side and the magic of randomness

opskins

>>Fnatic - Gambit
>Valvedrones will literally defend this bullshit seeding in a single elimination major
>implying any of these t2 teams deserve a top 4 finish

>1366x768
she fell for the 768 meme

and who does? replace please
btw faze and north are in as well

Quarter Final

Navi
Fnatic
VP
Faze

Semi Final

Fnatic
Faze

Grand Final

Fnatic

Thank me later. If you follow this, you will be one of the few smart people with the Golden Pick'Em and lots of hot new skins.

You're gonna look fucking stupid when Fnatic wins it all. Remember your retarded comment when they do.

I'm not a redditor, no thanks.

Fnatic is unlikely to win NaVi even if they fuck Dosia

VP is a favorite against Faze

The only question here is if SK manages to pull there shit together (hopefully not), can NaVi stop them

i don't even need all of these
if i only get the quarters - gold is mine

but i'm going for 102

Good news are that faze can't choke your gold away

!pack

>Gambit over Fnatic
Get out.

join you in reddit?

cuz disco duck will start to carry and olafs wrist magically heals + becomes 5 years younger

>people buy keys from steam market

>what are different currencies

What is this expression trying to convey?

>just another day raping inferior swedecucks

How the fuck does one rejoin a game after getting kicked?

Stay mad redditor.

It's a legit question

It's a legit answer.

It is not.