men who give their car a feminine name

>Emily
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No he likes to be inside them.

>men must call their things by men's names
Sounds like someone isn't comfortable with their sexuality and is trying desperately to force it. Military/redneck dad perchance?

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>naming your car

>Artyom

>puttin parts of your body into men

I dont kno y I laffd but i am

Unfortunately my car has acquired a handful of nicknames, but all were created by people other than myself. Is this an exception?

Trixie was a shitbox, but I miss her.

Nerezza

>men who give their car any name at all
>women who give their car any name at all
>anyone naming a vehicle ever

So this raises the question, what kind of red flags have you seen in women who mostly refer to their car by its "name"?

Lucy

Igor

Daisy

Why would you name your car after an italian dessert?

The grey slug is pretty ambiguous.

It's a Volvo.

>Oh fuck yeah mate look at that beaut right there
>Fucken sick mate, you given it a name?
>Fucken oath I did, named him Bruce

Oh yes, giving your car a masculine name is so much better.

Was she great and powerful?

what if its name is shitbucket?

My truck is named Gary.

You can eat shit OP.

>giving your car a name
>referring to an object as having a gender
There is nothing more cringe than this. Correct any autist who refers to a car with a gender.
This especially includes Germans. Destroy them.

It's the only way I'll be inside a female.
Well, aside from that one time my mom left me alone with the cat (now ex-cat).

Das Auto is grammatically gender neutral, mein Freund.

My Hilux is named Katyusha because I beat it like a russian wife

>It's the only way I'll be inside a female

This is where you should have stopped typing to actually be funny.

Now it's a caaat.

Good song.
Too bad your jeep is shit

A cat is fine too, though.

My cars name is "Rabbit" because when I park it in a parking lot and come back there are usually like five more white ones just like mine.

>men who name their car in the first place
It's called a miata you faggot

>Lum

Hey that was the name of my old Jetta

Ayy that's what i named my cat

Not really. But to me she was.

kek

>Putting parts of your body into cars

cars, guns, ships, and planes all traditionally receive female names if the owner chooses to name them

I'll admit I refer to my car as "her" or "she" if I'm by myself or with friends but I ain't daft enough to give it a name...

>Jokingly referred to my car as guy fiero, then realised my autism

Never again

she's an old girl, but she is still young at heart

Straya?

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>financing a car

>I'll admit I refer to my car as "her" or "she"
You're supposed to, for the same reason people refer to their countries with feminine pronouns.
It's basically an unspoken rule of language and is almost universal.

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>tfw i paid cash for both my cars but kinda regret it now because i could have got dank financing and increased my credit to buy a house

buddy dated a chick who named her Camry. as you can probably guess she was nuts and controlling

Linda

Delilah, and Deborah.

>mlp
Get out

I always use female pronouns for my car, but that's because she's a fairlady so it makes sense

How dare you assume xir gender!

My e30 is Dumptruck, s13 is Skeeter

>assuming a car's gender

...I tend to refer to my Lexus as The Lex.

I just bought a lexus and have yet to name it.
My old car was a grey minivan with 250,000 miles on it. I just called it the mothership ever since highschool.

I named my car mind crow

>never spoken any other language than English

I'm sure you take it all the best Fish concerts.

I'm banned from attending all phish shows

What if I named it after a ship from one of my Chinese cartoons?

i miss you midnight marauder manlet mobile. ill never forget your electrical problems, exploding muffler syndrome, and that tiny hole in the driver side door that let rain in and made you smell like mold, which i would try to mask over with a vanillaroma car freshner. comfy comfy vanilla mold

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AHH its all coming back to me now. the zig ziglar and jim croce tapes, the linerless bed, the no room for jumper cables so i would just clamp them down to the cable bars, scaring my high school friends that didnt know about manual transmissions by letting off the clutch really quickly. i taught 4 of my friends how to drive manual in that thing

help im feelin' bros

>Needs to borrow money in order to borrow money
What the fuck kind of system is this?
I work just a tad above minimum wage (which technically doesn't exist in my country), but because I'm able to save up from my measly wage, I was cleared for buying a house right away.

>not calling your toyota corolla the toyota cool rolla

>Medusa

She's from 1994... that shit wasn't invented then!

Realizing that Mercedes is already a girls name. Checkmate.

Bought a 2000 Firebird and already replaced a head gasket and intake manifold gasket. I started to call it the Direbird.

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fucc.

treasure those dude. make more.

I just refer to them as she or her, mostly because it's normal in my mother language.

house in the US arent cheap. youre looking at 150K for something decent.

fuck decent, ill bring my 40K down payment and pay it off as I can.

top kek

>Nice warm exhaust fumes
Mm yes I love sulfur dioxide up my dickhole

i dont name my car
but if i did

i'd call it Kalashnikov

>Not calling your car the coon dragger

There's a scratch on the door...

Muscles.

My ex named my dick. Pretty hot but she was crazy.

name my car femme penis fight you little bich

My foxs name was Roxanne
Dirty girl

Is Holocaust feminine?

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