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>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
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gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
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>Watching Streams
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>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thumper_(magic_trick)
clips.twitch
twitter.com/Xyp9x/status/825076921675444225
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

So what kind of drugs do you think disco doplan uses usually?

LET'S GO SLAV TEAM #2

Ritalin

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win

nice meme gogurts

caffeine like a dumb normie

weed
lmao

why dont they just get computers that work?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thumper_(magic_trick)

Daily reminder that every team is cheating on LAN.

It wouldn't be hard at all to do this in CSGO. Put the thumper on the IGL. Simple call outs could be 1 thump = a 2 thumps = b, but obviously it could get much more in depth.

Why does Olaf look 400 years old

he looks like he enjoys a large rock of crack on a fairly regular schedule

shrooms AND acid
you have to be in some heavy shit to have a conversation with your dog

all these years playing with pronax will do that to you

why does everyone on VP looks like they're fifty?

clips.twitch
.tv/eleaguetv/DarkWoodcockKappa

What mouse is olofmeister using?

>cache
>dust 2

yeah 2-1 for fnatic, aim maps are on their favor

>IGL says what the other team is doing 10 seconds into the game
>Admin: "uhh that's a lil weird there is probably something up"

scream one
they know it as the best mouse in the worlds for csgo

no you don't

um, no they don't? Even taz doesn't look that old despite the meme

looks like a rival

holy fuck adren is on another level this tournament

/magog/ im watching audio on mobile and stream on pc 1 account am i more eligible for drops? steam is linked

>turn cheats on when you've lost the game
typical slavs, stupid

people only say taz is old because he's bald and ugly

rival 300 to be more precise

#anyonebutbrazil

Is Olaf the wizard leading Fnatic to a 3-4 finish?

If I were NA adren id just change my name 2bh

what the fug are with these sounds?

>1 account

no lol

there was an update a few months ago

OUR TWINK ON B SITE

HOLDING IT LIKE A BOSS

>470k viewers

bots down or what

depends if you actually watch or not
they installed an eye movement detection device this major so they know if you're following the match or not

i want to fuck hobbit

that update didn't make the guns echo and sound too light

>and ugly
??????????????????????????

dosia was playing a tho

i'd spit roast hobbit with u lads

well maybe be more specific next time idort

Twist is fucking sick

I call first

>anal twist'd

-disco
+flusha

I don't know who to cheer for

you mean the normal sounds you get on a live stage with crowd and large arena space?

twisted fucking psychopath

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Dicko delpan
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why does eleague keep making these shitty meme shoops?

Why is fnatic replacing TWIST and dd again?

sorry for calling you guys reddo so much
i'm really insecure now that my doctor told me i need to lose weight before it becomes a health risk

The new sounds do suck ass though i miss the old rifle sounds

it's user submitted content that's only displayed to fill time

Gambit aka /ourguys/

do u think dosia gets a lot more of dough from the stickers thanks to the x god meme?

>g2
>g2
>g2
>g2
>g2

I'd let her piss on me, no tarpaulin

or, you know, just be schizo

that's the real way to be cool

lol, steel uses that one too

if someone told me scream endorsed a mouse I'd stay the fuck away

I love women and I'm not ga--

depends on the contract tbqh

Technical problems: The tournament.

Bravo, Eleague.

disco is so bad

i feel sorry for him, being a stand in for NIP totally over inflated his stock.

That was legit clever, good job hiding the weps

she isnt much of a cutie
look at byun

what's the tarp for?

aim > brain

i liked ELEAGUE S2 when Cloud9 players were getting disconnected from the server literally every other round

keep the piss off the floor what else?

>Dosia flashing 5sec after everyone is dead
Kek. Every time. He's the worst team player.

collect the piss for easy transfer into sports drink bottles

can dosia let go of the shift key?

If Gambit wins i'll buy one of those bomber jackets.

wrong, going in without a flash is a strategy there on pistol buy since it is so common to play anti-flash as a T and wait for the flash sound

>yfw when flusha comes crawling back to fnatic, begging olof to take him back

rival 300, same as always

He bought the flash for that play, but he threw the flash too late.

nope, you throw the flash after the dry push

>begging
they will just kick donald duck out

He threw it after all 3 of his teammates had died.

zeus pls lol

gg fnatic

I hope dumbler dies

I hope the method of death is because anders had a heart attack and died on top of him and slowly crushes the life from dumbler

why the fuck is fnatic suddenly so goood

is this where the meme ends?

or can they comeback 2:1?

pls dont let it end on these filthy swedes ;-;

togglof

>"You have learned your lesson, son. Welcome back."
>JW crawls back, tears over his face
>"The pounds you weight, the months you wait."

whoever wins this, it's an easy game for astralis.
boring.
at least let's hope it won't be an all danish final.

-disco
+flush

and we have a top2 team not sure if he even needed to beg

sk > astralis

right. it's a risky play and it's easy to die but you're on a pistol buy anyway as it is so aggressive plays are the only way to go. sometimes it doesn't work.

hacking.

Fnatic vs VP/SK

yawn

>danes
>going past semis
lmao

twitter.com/Xyp9x/status/825076921675444225

LOL

disco togglan

maybe, but i'm talking about the semi

>implying they won't choke horribly