>3k hours played >keep losing when party queing >2.5k mmr just end my life I don't know what I'm doing wrong anymore.
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Jackson Howard
>pick alch >enemy can't win in 30 minutes because of le highground defence memes >win game because you have an alch
David Phillips
>start 8-0 >lose lel
Alexander Bell
HOW MANY MORE MONITORS WILL HAVE TO DIE TO QUENCH MR PRESIDENT ANGER
Ryder Martinez
Remember to never forget.
Logan Morgan
>implying that Alchemist doesn't become a giant blob of shit and a gold dispenser >actually winning games with Alch
What's next, winning games with Razor?
Evan Ross
how the fuck is GH so farmed
Gabriel Barnes
my pure and non-cuckolding wife! shes the best!
Parker Hall
>No global silence >Don't punish by pushing >Back off What the fuck is Liquid doing?
Josiah Sullivan
you know she's taken Doom's BBC, right?
Justin Hernandez
>one boob is dangling on a strand of skin >the other is growing out of her side generations of inbreeding, not even once
James Morris
so you pick 150 gpm with jakiro and not the 400 attack range?
Oliver Ward
might want to aim that headcannon somewhere else m8
Ayden Taylor
which hero is more useless
Rubick or Puck?
Oliver Miller
>le art critic
Easton Diaz
DELET THIS
Lucas Robinson
Both of those heroes aren't useless though. Rubick is amazing if you're good at him and are up against the right heroes. Puck is great in the early game and in the late game when people think he falls off, all you need to do is build an aghs. If Puck built an aghs this game, he'd cuck the shit out of Alch's BKB. I don't know why he's not going aghs but it's costing him the game right now.
Jace Powell
Play casual. Get good. Climb MMR.
The grinding never stops
Cameron Nguyen
that's not head cannon
it was in one of the comics
Isaac Stewart
>Pick Puck >Lose
who knew
Benjamin Perry
If you are in attack range you are probably already dead as jakiro, 400 range wont change that
Julian Long
Keep the dota 2 client on the menu when it says it's logging to the game coordinator and go smoke a cig.
It'll be back when you're done.
Elijah Bell
>Rubick is amazing if you're good at him Yeah, no shit. >are up against the right heroes. This is the correct answer.
Jayden Scott
Based kuroky
Josiah Phillips
lone druid needs to build a SATANIC if they want to win this
Andrew Carter
>2k hours played >4.4k mmr If my hours played ever exceeds my MMR, I think I'll quit Dota.
Juan Lopez
>Puppey He has done just shit ults all game
Robert Stewart
this is true. i just played a carry aa in ranked today and clockwerk mid
David Perry
to be fair I have 3.3k solo but that's still shit
Levi Rodriguez
Who's boipucci do you think Puppey will fight for this game?
Gavin Richardson
man I hate Alchemist
John Reyes
I DONT CARE IF SECRET WIN THE SERIES OR WHATEVER HOW THE FUCK F U C K DO YOU LOSE TO BREW AND AT 10K NET WORTH AT 30 MINUTES VENGE CARRY HOW DO YOU LOSE TO LIQUID
HO LY SHIT
Xavier Rivera
Someone please save him from puppey's wrath
Camden Wood
>Alch gets dreamcoil stunned >Dies Now if only there was an item that allowed Puck to use dreamcoil through BKB...
Luis Ward
by picking Puck
Chase Parker
Say My Name
Cameron Moore
MidOne and Khezu are going to get a fisting after the game.
Oliver Sanders
>these fucking puppey ults he's so fucking bad holy shit
Isaiah Morris
>Don't call GG until your ancient is already dead BM
Jason Campbell
is there a more braindead hero than Alchemist
Grayson Fisher
One of these two teams will win the next major and the next TI.
Jace Mitchell
Antimage
Colton Torres
>only one gg from secret
Isaac Clark
>puppey no gg
Blake Ward
>brewmaster is a garbage hero -/d2g/
Charles Hill
>no gg from Secret
PROPLE IN AFRICA COULD HAVE EATEN THAT MONITOR
Owen Rodriguez
>PROPLE IN AFRICA COULD HAVE EATEN THAT MONITOR what
Mason Miller
>a team with carry venge and a brew won
Charles Morgan
Odds Puppey is mad as FUCK right now
Josiah Johnson
V E N G E
Ryan Parker
Well, it's just one Korean now. The other one jetted off back to Korea as soon as he realized what he was getting into
Jackson Baker
AM and Alch are the only heroes that can still 1v5 in this meta. The power of ricing (hard work).
Lincoln Nelson
Thank goodness Secret isn't being invited to any LANs anytime soon. I don't know how MP and MidOne could explain their black eyes.
Charles Thomas
>lategame win with BREW and VENGE
i dont know dota2 anymore.
Kayden Diaz
What does it mean that Pieliedie sticks with poopey? Is he one of the bad guys?
Samuel Thomas
You know whos getting a good pounding from puppey
Camden Adams
Venge is a fucking monster carry thanks to his stat gains
Justin Morgan
>late game loss with Puck sounds normal senpai
Robert Watson
>his
Hudson Nelson
it means he's a spineless beta loser, just the type of person puppey likes to have on board so that he can push around easily
Wyatt Long
Stockholm syndrome
Jace Wood
>his
Jaxson Hughes
Don't forget his new 20 damage boost talent too. Free damage for everyone.
Landon Allen
>be Swedish >have Stockholms yndrome literally pottery
Jacob Carter
>his
Anthony Walker
Can you guys STOP misgendering HER? Fucking hate sexist pigs like you
John Stewart
I like MATUMBAMAN
Jack Russell
I'm sure he likes you too
Tyler Price
why does it say "European Union" under teams instead of just "Europe"?
get teh FUCK out of here with your shitty union
Charles Johnson
if secret just lose fucking everything they're going to be under god damn [A]lliance on gosu's team rankings This is fucking amazing
Nicholas Turner
Now the dust has been settled, what's your verdict on gh?
Jesus christ, playing Life in Arena with Russians is infuriating. I dunno if you guys ever played that shit, but it's supposedly a team game and the Russian players can NEVER actually beat all 20 waves because they all buy Fire Orbs at level 1 to horde creep kills even if they will never upgrade it, and then they waste all their potions on the duels between rounds, which costs them 20 gold for every potion. When I play a hero that gets permanent stats for winning duels and an Omniknight spends 80 gold on potions to make sure I can't win the duel, it feels like normal DotA when my Russian KotL player uses his blast to steal all my creeps.
Bentley Ramirez
>TEAM ANIME VERSUS TEAM USA IF YOU AREN'T WATCHING THIS GAME RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE NOT A TRUE DOTARD
John Jones
Calm down there nige
Xavier Lewis
Shivas is aoe dagon, stupid.
EU excludes states that is in EU trade, but not union. I.e Vatican, Norway and Iceland
Evan Miller
>These drafts Team BSJ has this for sure.
Jacob Rivera
This.
I want to see CLQ dumper some shitstains.
Alexander Stewart
Will I be a true dotard if I hold your hand?
Brayden Rivera
Guys a player. I don't think Bulba was the problem in Liquid, but he certainly wasn't the answer. GH is the answer, and he's good people. The scene honestly doesn't deserve him when there are so many rager faggot manchildren in it.
Justin Price
NP vs Freedom is on the 2nd stream dotards. /dotastarladder_en2
Brayden Ross
>secret is EU >Has players from SEA uh doturd?
Henry Hill
Yeah I never get why they spend tons of gold to win duels. I mean wtf. Duels don't matter. Just explains Russian mentality and how they hate themselves. But this custom game is russian so they're all you can play with.
Nathan Stewart
BURNING SYLAR JAMMA
Charles Turner
>NP have Mirana
Yeah, nah. Mirana was the thing that got NP to the semis of the major until Misery banned her and crushed them
Hudson Morris
I hate when streams paly music and the title isn't shown anywhere. How the fuck am I going to find this chrono trigger remix playing on the starladder stream?
Kevin Taylor
...
Logan Long
Secret is Turkish though.
Colton Ortiz
BTS only use OCremix shit, so look there
Julian Davis
How do I win Dark Moon? With which heroes? I think Phoenix seems extremely good. Also who you has won Dark Moon already?
James Garcia
S-Stop making everything about sex. I-I-I just want to hold your hand while watching EE...