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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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First for presidente!

>3k hours played
>keep losing when party queing
>2.5k mmr
just end my life I don't know what I'm doing wrong anymore.

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>pick alch
>enemy can't win in 30 minutes because of le highground defence memes
>win game because you have an alch

>start 8-0
>lose
lel

HOW MANY MORE MONITORS WILL HAVE TO DIE TO QUENCH MR PRESIDENT ANGER

Remember to never forget.

>implying that Alchemist doesn't become a giant blob of shit and a gold dispenser
>actually winning games with Alch

What's next, winning games with Razor?

how the fuck is GH so farmed

my pure and non-cuckolding wife! shes the best!

>No global silence
>Don't punish by pushing
>Back off
What the fuck is Liquid doing?

you know she's taken Doom's BBC, right?

>one boob is dangling on a strand of skin
>the other is growing out of her side
generations of inbreeding, not even once

so you pick 150 gpm with jakiro and not the 400 attack range?

might want to aim that headcannon somewhere else m8

which hero is more useless

Rubick or Puck?

>le art critic

DELET THIS

Both of those heroes aren't useless though.
Rubick is amazing if you're good at him and are up against the right heroes. Puck is great in the early game and in the late game when people think he falls off, all you need to do is build an aghs.
If Puck built an aghs this game, he'd cuck the shit out of Alch's BKB. I don't know why he's not going aghs but it's costing him the game right now.

Play casual.
Get good.
Climb MMR.

The grinding never stops

that's not head cannon

it was in one of the comics

>Pick Puck
>Lose

who knew

If you are in attack range you are probably already dead as jakiro, 400 range wont change that

Keep the dota 2 client on the menu when it says it's logging to the game coordinator and go smoke a cig.

It'll be back when you're done.

>Rubick is amazing if you're good at him
Yeah, no shit.
>are up against the right heroes.
This is the correct answer.

Based kuroky

lone druid needs to build a SATANIC if they want to win this

>2k hours played
>4.4k mmr
If my hours played ever exceeds my MMR, I think I'll quit Dota.

>Puppey
He has done just shit ults all game

this is true.
i just played a carry aa in ranked today and clockwerk mid

to be fair I have 3.3k solo but that's still shit

Who's boipucci do you think Puppey will fight for this game?

man I hate Alchemist

I DONT CARE IF SECRET WIN THE SERIES OR WHATEVER
HOW THE
FUCK
F U C K
DO YOU LOSE TO BREW AND AT 10K NET WORTH AT 30 MINUTES VENGE CARRY
HOW DO YOU
LOSE
TO
LIQUID

HO
LY
SHIT

Someone please save him from puppey's wrath

>Alch gets dreamcoil stunned
>Dies
Now if only there was an item that allowed Puck to use dreamcoil through BKB...

by picking Puck

Say My Name

MidOne and Khezu are going to get a fisting after the game.

>these fucking puppey ults
he's so fucking bad holy shit

>Don't call GG until your ancient is already dead
BM

is there a more braindead hero than Alchemist

One of these two teams will win the next major and the next TI.

Antimage

>only one gg from secret

>puppey no gg

>brewmaster is a garbage hero
-/d2g/

>no gg from Secret

PROPLE IN AFRICA COULD HAVE EATEN THAT MONITOR

>PROPLE IN AFRICA COULD HAVE EATEN THAT MONITOR
what

>a team with carry venge and a brew won

Odds Puppey is mad as FUCK right now

V E N G E

Well, it's just one Korean now. The other one jetted off back to Korea as soon as he realized what he was getting into

AM and Alch are the only heroes that can still 1v5 in this meta.
The power of ricing (hard work).

Thank goodness Secret isn't being invited to any LANs anytime soon. I don't know how MP and MidOne could explain their black eyes.

>lategame win with BREW and VENGE

i dont know dota2 anymore.

What does it mean that Pieliedie sticks with poopey? Is he one of the bad guys?

You know whos getting a good pounding from puppey

Venge is a fucking monster carry thanks to his stat gains

>late game loss with Puck
sounds normal senpai

>his

it means he's a spineless beta loser, just the type of person puppey likes to have on board so that he can push around easily

Stockholm syndrome

>his

Don't forget his new 20 damage boost talent too. Free damage for everyone.

>be Swedish
>have Stockholms yndrome
literally pottery

>his

Can you guys STOP misgendering HER? Fucking hate sexist pigs like you

I like MATUMBAMAN

I'm sure he likes you too

why does it say "European Union" under teams instead of just "Europe"?

get teh FUCK out of here with your shitty union

if secret just lose fucking everything they're going to be under god damn [A]lliance on gosu's team rankings
This is fucking amazing

Now the dust has been settled, what's your verdict on gh?

Halal doter/10

I like him. He seems like a really chill guy

youtube.com/watch?v=Ysf1DupwVnU

when do our big guys play ?

Jesus christ, playing Life in Arena with Russians is infuriating. I dunno if you guys ever played that shit, but it's supposedly a team game and the Russian players can NEVER actually beat all 20 waves because they all buy Fire Orbs at level 1 to horde creep kills even if they will never upgrade it, and then they waste all their potions on the duels between rounds, which costs them 20 gold for every potion. When I play a hero that gets permanent stats for winning duels and an Omniknight spends 80 gold on potions to make sure I can't win the duel, it feels like normal DotA when my Russian KotL player uses his blast to steal all my creeps.

>TEAM ANIME VERSUS TEAM USA
IF YOU AREN'T WATCHING THIS GAME RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE NOT A TRUE DOTARD

Calm down there nige

Shivas is aoe dagon, stupid.

EU excludes states that is in EU trade, but not union.
I.e Vatican, Norway and Iceland

>These drafts
Team BSJ has this for sure.

This.

I want to see CLQ dumper some shitstains.

Will I be a true dotard if I hold your hand?

Guys a player. I don't think Bulba was the problem in Liquid, but he certainly wasn't the answer.
GH is the answer, and he's good people.
The scene honestly doesn't deserve him when there are so many rager faggot manchildren in it.

NP vs Freedom is on the 2nd stream dotards.
/dotastarladder_en2

>secret is EU
>Has players from SEA
uh doturd?

Yeah I never get why they spend tons of gold to win duels. I mean wtf. Duels don't matter. Just explains Russian mentality and how they hate themselves. But this custom game is russian so they're all you can play with.

BURNING SYLAR JAMMA

>NP have Mirana

Yeah, nah. Mirana was the thing that got NP to the semis of the major until Misery banned her and crushed them

I hate when streams paly music and the title isn't shown anywhere. How the fuck am I going to find this chrono trigger remix playing on the starladder stream?

...

Secret is Turkish though.

BTS only use OCremix shit, so look there

How do I win Dark Moon? With which heroes? I think Phoenix seems extremely good.
Also who you has won Dark Moon already?

S-Stop making everything about sex. I-I-I just want to hold your hand while watching EE...

>It's a Rime cast
this gonna be good

>TEAM FREEDOM GETTING FIRST BLOOD
ANIMEKEKS BTFO

A-user...

Rime casting mid?