Let us imagine a hypothetical situation for every Veeky Forumstist out there

>ghetto booty

I'm not an immigrant so I don't know anything about European cars.. Had to google this one.

Why the fuck did ford use "Galaxy" for a minivan and "Galaxie" for the 60s land barge?

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>Let us imagine a hypothetical situation for every Veeky Forumstist out there.
alright
>You have gotten married and now have three children.
Those kids had better be from the spouse's previous relationship, or adopted. I'm gay.
>Your spouse insists on you buying a people carrier/mini-van and get rid of that silly japanese shitbox from the 90s.
alright. I could deal with that
>Now imagine for a second that you wouldn't kill a motherfucker for even suggesting that and instead, gun to your temple, had to choose a 7-seat mini-van.
No one said 7 seater. That's not happening
>Not a crossover, not an SUV but a mini-van. No mods, no engine swaps, no drivetrain swaps, just a stock piece of shit bone stock mini-van that any old normie can and would drive.
I have no problem with minivans
>What would Veeky Forums choose?
One of 2 vans.
1987 to 1990 Dodge Caravan Turbo
2005 to 2009 Mazda 5
>Why?
They're about the same size, fun to drive and came with a 5 speed manual. I can eventually work on the vans with the kids when they're older, modifying the vans and teaching the kids about the glory of sleepers.
youtube.com/watch?v=F3Gdm_e_hxs
youtube.com/watch?v=Zuelu1mc47U

Must get rid of shitbox and get minivan? OK

5spd Turbo minivan shitbox.

lol
>owning a 90s japanese shitbox
owns a 2002 ford falcon has room for 3 already.
but if i must get rid of it
>ford E-150 best van because mini vans are shit. no real room to put in tv screen or any of the good stuff and why do you need 7 seats if there is only 5 in your family?
plus as the kids grow they will want to bring their friends along, and got room for them as well...
>OP didnt think this through did he?

First car I drove and that dash is nostalgic.

obviously previa midshipparu mastuerrace

Keeping the shitbox, I bought myself a vasectomy for my 25th birthday.

That interior color... Jesus....