/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

eternal choking dane edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/matches
hltv.org/events/upcoming

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
gamebanana.com/gamefiles/3711

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=PD0-fR4ViaM
clips.twitch
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

KEK
E
K

VP

no anime

boipussi

HELLO?

tanks for da skines

Easiest game of my life daneshits

lets go pee pee *clap* *clap* *clap*-*clap*-*clap*

PASHA
OF
OUR
SKINES

NORTH GO

/a/
>mfw another dane choke

What a shitshow

>realize I haven't emptied my recycling bin in years
>it's 102 gigs

White people only

Didn't doubt even for a second.

let's agree that they're both shit

>north is an execution heavy team
>not a single execute works

>Magisk goes from 180 adr to 70
>1 round T side

>mfw its now tradition

MICROHACKS ENGAGED

YES anime

LETS GO VP LETS GO
LETS GO VP LETS GO
LETS GO VP LETS GO

the crowd is pretty good despite it being small and fairly bare

the finals are gonna be lit

>Its another VP hacks thier ass off episode

N A N O
A
N
O

>Danes in charge of not choking.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

my skins

>gotards do not do double elim majors
>are playing for a pathetic honeypot tier prize pool

CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Didn't even break a sweat.

THANK MR BICEP

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS VP

Astralis should have lost but they toggled hard against Navi

*inhales*

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

WHAT UP NOW DANES

...

>The city of Danes

M E M E S
E V E R Y W H E R E

idk why magisk would out himself as a cheater like that just to toggle off and lose in the 2nd half

JESU CRISTO

SQUATS & OATS

>the absolute state of norrible

>North
How do you even lose that?

Tomato on herbicide watch

so what's the deal with danish people

Don't worry, there's still the semi-final.

KILL YOURSELVES

get fukt danes

kurwas doing it again

cajun needs to stop awping or change team honestly he had even less impact than guardian.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>tfw you get turned into tomato paste

tell me about the tomato
why does he wear the shirt

kek

foreal lmao like nigga its cobble just go b

poor tomato. his tears are justified tbqh

Now we just need Astralis to choke in the semis.

MOOOOOOOOOODS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

why

3-12
...
16-13

???

delete this

Reddo wins again

will /ourmercenaryguys/ beat the BRs to take down the reddo

youtube.com/watch?v=PD0-fR4ViaM

kek it's relevant again

vp won me skines
and i got a cobble case!!!

Reddit hates Fallens.

clips.twitch
.tv/eleaguetv/CleverPorpoiseBabyRage

>why you have to be so mad

Fallen is the most sanctimonious cunt in csgo, he panders to reddit constantly

Reddit hates SK m8

>why you have to be so mad?

VIRTUS PRO LITERALLY MADE THAT YOUNG BOY CRY WTF I HATE THEM NOW?!?!?.dl

>taz without hat

um

reddit literally got fallen to a major and sponsored br dominance

Noone likes SK my dude they are subhumans and reddo thinks they are cheaters

just won an m9 and 3 bayonet emeralds, vp saved about a fourth of my inventory thanks based poles

>mfw I want to hate VP but literally can't

Im crying right now

magisk and Rubino played thier asses off and lost to blatant lockers fuck this game valve im done

>sem-eye final

>not sem-ee final

>pashas name

literally ivan ivanovich ivansky

llmao you got some p neat slavs gotards

Can someone give me a quick rundown on what happened? I missed it

but that's not his name tho?????

>be Jaroslaw
>take nickname Pasha
>be Jack
>take nickname Stewie

huh

i feel bad for magisk desu

rubinlet and pasta sauce btfo

>NAVI FIRED

>GAMBIT FINISHED

>NORTH DISBANDED

they lost and the other team won.

>13 kills
>rubino played his ass off

ano ne~?

danes got bogged

games hacks memes chokes

shit was cash

North went up 12-3 on CT side

VP came back and won

first half: 3 - 12 for North
second half: 16 -13 for VP

nicknames don't have to rhyme with your real name

I bet your friends are all called like stevo and tezza and shit

one team cheated, thought they had an assured win, the other team turned on their cheats and won

who are these guys? I've been seeing them all over can I get a quick rundown?

stewie from family guy
not kidding

stupid dumbposter

nys weeb

>qfinals
>empty venue
gotards??

how do pros hack? do they use wifi?