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Claiming thread for best girl.

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Do you think we'll see anything else before launch? It's under 2 months away yet I still want to know more.

>tfw Tali is dead and there's no Quarians in Andromeda

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>peebee

>When she gets Virmired harder than Ash/Kaiden ever did

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The worst.

Why is Cora so old looking? She has the skin of a 40-something.

>You know, this whole back and forth has had me doing some research and I think I've found some interesting information. The eezo accidents that created the first human biotics didn't happen until the 2150s. Given that the Andromeda project leaves in 2185, this means that Cora is early 30s at the oldest. Make of this what you will.
>Assuming she was part of the earliest groups of biotics, she was probably picked up by the Alliance and trained as a teenager, a la Kaidan. It's possible at this point that she returns to civilian life at this point, and then rejoins the military later but I feel that this is unlikely.

She should look this old.

That lack of an ass should be a crime

wrong

>male ryder has a better ass than 'peebee'

there's truly no hope for this character

I think she's supposed to be early to mid 30s.

I hope this OT meets your exacting standards, user. Didn't have time to make you a new collage. I'll work on one for the next one.

good feel. but those fags just can't let go.

>I think she's supposed to be early to mid 30s.
Mid 30's doesn't jive with the timeline.

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I think she's pretty. Would kiss those pink lips.

Now that's better

>I think she's pretty
You probably also think Vetra is pretty.

Are you implying she's not? What are you, a faggot?

System requirements for this game out?

I want her to rest her chin on top of my head and stroke my back.

Waifus wearing l*wd lingerie underneath their regular clothing?

Not yet. Probably a month before release or so.

What is it with Turians and that weird bowl shape thing in their armour? I'm on about the bit at the top of her torso.

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>Are you implying she's not?
No, I'm stating it. She's not pretty. She's a crab monster.
>What are you, a faggot?
No, I just prefer not to stick my dick in gross monsters.

The exoskeleton thing they have. It's weird because in the Omega DLC Nyreen has pretty much a regular human torso when she's in her robes.

I think it's scaled down for females, just like head spikes.

>it's a faggot episode

Female turians aren't supposed to have head spikes I thought?

>giving mammories to birds

Faggot confirmed.

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go force your shit somewhere else you jew

Am Jew, can confirm boner for female Turians.

Wow, how rude. Vetra transcends semitism.

Ah I see, thanks user. I've always thought it looked silly and was there for no reason

>ywn drunkenly try to find her erogenous zones while she gives you a sloppy handjob
>ywn eventually find them and sloppily drive her to a screeching orgasm
>ywn wake up spooning the next day (she's 6'8 so you're the little spoon)
>ywn both nervously get up, back away, stare at each other awkwardly, look away, and agree never to speak of it again
>ywn get drunk again and have multiple encounters like this, each time saying you'll both never do it again with increasingly less conviction until it becomes a little in-joke between friends with benefits

>posts in /meg/ aka space dino fuckers anonymous
>thinks this isn't the place for space dino fuckery

Way to out yourself newfag

Bioware is here right now, laughing at us.

>Sloppy
She looks like her skin will feel like sandpaper. So yeah I guess ywn get a sloppy handjob.

>She looks like her skin will feel like sandpaper

Apparently FemShep enjoys sex with Garrus, so they can't be that unpleasant.

At yo holdup, I want to fuck the Turians as much as the next faggot but they got claws. Ain't no one giving a handjob till I buy them gloves or something. Blowjobs are right fuckin out. Unless they got super long tongues or something, that'd be kinda hot

Man Femshep is into some kinky shit. I approve wholeheartedly

I'm genuinely curious how they'd do l*wd scenes with a femtur, especially since DAI had relatively explicit sex scenes and Vetra was recently confirmed as a romance option for at least one Ryder.

>especially since DAI had relatively explicit sex scenes
It really didn't. Some of them had nudity, but none of them were explicit. We never saw any fucking happening.
And femturs have no tits to show.

>Ryder and Vetra looking for new ways to spice things up in the bedroom
>Decide to watch something together to get role play ideas
>Now takes 600 years to load an extranet page
>No interspecies porn for you
>Hyperion does have databank of iconic human media however
>Jurassic Park
>Close enough

"Clever girl..."

Maybe Vetra has beepboop's missing ass

Turians don't have asses either. They're crab lizards.

xeno fuckers not welcome

EXCUSE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>clever girl "joke"
this is literal, literal reddit meme humor

>SQUAK!

my tomboy me1 shepard

>Blowjobs are right fuckin out. Unless they got super long tongues or something, that'd be kinda hot
Mouth looks pretty fuck-able to me.

That was before they gave them sharp teeth.

Does the femtur like it when you rub her scalp?

Most likely yes.

Cute! I like her eyes. I have a weakness for hazel eyes.

ITT: Make Andromeda characters interesting/suck less.

Peebee:

>Peebee's real name is some pretentious asari faggotry and she can't stand it. Her father was a human, and she much prefers being around them than asari.
>Uses 'spunky rogue' persona to cover up deep-seated issues with her own species
>has an ass

Cora:

>better hair

Vetra's going to be a lesbian

If her father was a human she would be a literal infant by Asari terms.

She would be a toddler with a shotgun and a penchant for Hot Topic

Peeb sounds like a copy paste of Sera but asari instead of elves

We already know PeeBee's name is short for something. This could be her story.

Nah

Yeah, like she was born in the Milky Way before the journey over to Andromeda. Should have made that clearer.

Still makes her an infant.

Humans have barely had contact with Asari at this point. That's what user means. She'd be the literal age she looks.

Peebee is a pure blood like Liara. They are going hard into ME1 nostalgia, like The Force Awakens.

Cora needs a total redux. Longer hair, less derpy face, no jowls or turkey neck.

I mean, I assume all characters are from the Milky Way, unless something went fucky with some of the cryotubes or we're going to be carrying a baby through fights a la Jackie Chan

>Implying Liara won't bring the nostalgia herself by somehow showing up in Andromeda or Andromeda 2.

Let's not lie to ourselves. BioWare has never had a boner for a character like they have for Liara. And she's conveniently very young for an Asari in the trilogy.

Oh shit you're right.

Fuck it, I tried.

Who are you going to fuck in Andromeda, /meg/?

Cora and Illusive Man sharing a last name is just coincidence....right?

I want to fuck the Tempest. Fly it up my ass.

With the selection we've been shown so far?

myself

Cora

Let's predict the future obnoxious juggernaut pairing of the fandom.

I'm thinking Sara and Jaal. Possibly Scott and Jaal because of fujos, if that's an option.

Nobody, I had hoped they'd get less ugly with more dev time.
Vetra is pure and will stay that way

Fantastic.

Vetra.

What's with the hype over Vetra?

Cora, probably. Or PB. It depends on their characters.

Turians are cool, Garrus was the best friend/fuckbuddy in the trilogy, people are hoping for femGarrus basically.

The majority of players love Turians.

Simple as that.

I really hope she's not just femGarrus. Then again, this is Bioware. They'll do what they think works best, creativity be damned. Just like Dorian in Dragon Age was just an amalgamation of everything people liked about David Gaider's fan favorite characters.

The rabbit, or the femtur if she's revealed to be lesbo.

My hand, nightly.
It will be DA2 all over again.

Da2 had attractive characters though. Namely Merrill, Anders, and female Hawke if we're talking purely looks here.

Played as female Hawke, I hate elves, women and fucking Anders.
It was dry.

Cora probably if there isn't another human female companion

Isabela was solid outside of her CGI rendition.

Reminded me of the town bike at my old highschool

Merrill was absolutely disgusting. Anders was ok, but his character ruined it. Bethany was the only QT. Aveline would have been perfect if they hadn't made her fug/given her to some noname scurity dude. I wanted to make her suck my mage cock.

Cora.

Probably Jaal.

My left hand
>Cora is a literal Miranda-reject design and has no personality so far
>PeeBee is fucking annoying and not very pretty
It's like they fires the artists and pulled something out of the old concept art, along with pointing to a random asari in the background of ME3 and said "her, make her a full character"

There are non-crew romances, so I'm holding out hope there's some young QT with big titties.

If not I'm going to need the modders to come through with a Cora redux.

Probably no one. I usually don't fuck anyone in video games with those types of options. ME2-ME3 have been the only exceptions thus far.

Bioware is sexist as fuck making all the males look like pornstars while the females are unattractive. They are just pandering to chauvinism that men are stronger than women and attractive women can't be smart and powerful?