Did you say Stelvio?

Did you say Stelvio?

Stelvio general.

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god bless shitposting.

>2017
>Not owning any Alfa Romeo official apparel

I have to correct you, this is not shitposting but is tasteposting.

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Hnnngg dat wood

>"""""performance"""""
>crossover

pick 1 (one) & only 1 (one)

pick 2 (two) if you are mentally disabled

no, but i went to a lotus showroom and i bought a hoodie while i was there

I choose the "you have autism" card.

Drive the fucking stelvio and see for yourself that this thing trashes every opponent, it's like driving a high Giulia.

Secondly, my dear autistic benchracer friend, what's wrong about this? Can't we talk about an suv? Are you retarded and in need to justify a vehicle only by the performance?

STATE CALMI PORCODDIO

>trad. Have a nice day users

Great car for the person thinking "Man, I really love the Chrysler parts department and crossovers. Isn't there a way they can combine these things haphazardly, but with a bit of added Italian build quality?"
The answer is yes!

Does anyone honestly think alfa romeos look good?

Every single one of them is a stubby pigfat with a hideous grille, but they're held up as these beautiful machines

EVERYBODY, LET'S WARMLY WELCOME THE MAN WHO MELTS THE ICE JUST BY SITTING ON IT.

FROM Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums, MISTER BUTTHURT HIMSELF...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ARTBREAKER!

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*applauses*

This is my thread entry song, ya blew it
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>Rolling Stones

>he thinks a crossover has performance
>but allegedly i'm the one with autism

sides, meet orbit

yes retard, the performance of a vehicle matters more to me than anything else.

i'm not obligated to drive my wife's sons around, unlike you.

nor do i work where i am forced to haul other jackasses around or other objects.

if your lifestyle is trash & you need a shitty vehicle to sustain that trash lifestyle, don't blame others with the uncucked lifestyle who can afford to talk about better things.

>yes retard, the performance of a vehicle matters more to me than anything else.

LMAOING AT YOUR LIFE

Is this another shill thread? I'm in.

>pic related
>it's you

Excellent taste my friend. It's called GOAT's head soup for a reason. Fucking great album.