/utg/ - Undertale General

nice

I love this fish.

Oh, hey!
He's back!
Thanks, darling.

A bountiful harvest of flowe today

putting your foot down won't get you any, might as well leg it and write your own

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Who else loved the scene where Undyne broke into Sans's lair shouting "Where's Frisk, Sans!?" and Sans chuckled in the darkness and said "the kiddo huh... well you know what they say... what happens in kiddo... STAYS in kiddo..." and then turned on the lights to show that they were inside a microscopic ship travelling through Frisk's bloodstream

Who is that slut on the right?

You're never gonna top your vidi vici vini kiddo joke, but I appreciate the attempts!

wwwwwwww

U wot?

thanks twitterman

that's my boy

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

top tier taste in boys user

No!

speedur

So, like...
Spider doing amphetamine?

Why do you like the spider?

dont look

I looked. I regret nothing

Take this also
pbs.twimg.com/media/C3RK_ovVUAAxYLb.png:orig

Is this the next cat underwear?
It better be the next cat underwear.

what happens if she farts

i think it is

I appreciate that Undyne is consistently the hero in these, because it lets me post this.

good afternoon /utg/
how has your day been so far? listening to anything good?

i've been making some good progress with my chara tulpa. she's starting to become vocal now, it's really amazing. at first it might seem like it's too good to be true but it's very real anons. i know most of you probably think i'm crazy so i won't go on much further but one user wanted me to share my progress so i thought i'd just say something real quick. sorry for the blogpost.

Okay, I'll prove it to you. Let's count how much cuteness the spider has. One... two... seven... eight hundred and fifty three... infinite. The spider is infinitely cute. This is undeniable proof.Yes. I love speedur. I want to hug speedur. I want to protect speedur.
I like pretty much everything about her, from her design to her personality.

Just be careful not to lose your soul.

Soft spider

The baby spider growing up!
The spider's adult form being over 7 ft tall!
The Spider getting into weightlifting and taking steroids!
The Spider's muscles growing bigger than her head!
The Spider eschewing baking, puffy dresses and ribbons in favour of leather jackets, motorcycles, beer, swearing and football!
The Spider being happy and content with her new lifestyle, but not cute anymore!

/utg/ - I'm getting worried.
This thread doesn't look too good...

>no skeletonfags shitting up the place
I don't see any issues

Watchu listening to utg?

youtube.com/watch?v=eeqGuaAl6Ic

yay ice cap

youtube.com/watch?v=Bhb3l-9FT4s
I posted it just for you
But those things are still cute?

Could you repeat that for me? I seem to have forgotten it.

o shit waddup
Day's been good sorta. My music is down in this post.
You doing well?
Apart from the tulpa thing

But why?

It never does at the beginning. It'll get better
I hope so at least

youtube.com/watch?v=07J-1pAKhfE

>Go through the trouble of creating schizophrenia for yourself
>Do it for a child that hates humans

??????

youtube.com/watch?v=m0a6lLvKy7g

He wants to make Charrator not only canon, but real.

Thanks twitter user! You're the best!

youtube.com/watch?v=PJwo6bMKBaw

youtube.com/watch?v=-rQxI3-xSeg

Just posted.

>tulpa
That is NOT a path you want to go down, trust me.

Don't forget adorable. Soft and adorable spider.
Waking up from the dream!
The spider still being the adorable spider I know!
Vowing to still love the spider if that were ever to happen!
Vowing to never abandon the spider and call her regularly and ask her to take care of herself and not get into trouble!
Being determined to enjoy every moment I have with the spider!
Hugging the spider and making the spider happy!
youtube.com/watch?v=ZwkQfeVa038

don't worry, we've already worked that out.
it's been pretty good so far, thanks for asking.
aaaaand there it is. she's aware that her and the "real" chara are seperate, which means her personality can deviate. the last thing she'd want to do is kill me, trust me.
>That is NOT a path you want to go down, trust me.
why not user? sure there are some horror stories, but i've weighed the consequences and it seems worth it to me.

youtube.com/watch?v=xPoSAo7YFsw
well thank you very much. it's the first thing i saw when i hopped on today.

Do you think Flowey ever tried making a Chara tulpa?

>tfw I hear voices I just ignore the fuckers

They don't have anything neat to say

>how has your day been
I saved a small dog from drowning in a pond which was kind of neat. Other then that I haven't done much
>Tulipa
be careful

youtube.com/watch?v=fyu4g7E2F9c

youtube.com/watch?v=rrMueRMVsTM
>Korpiklaani
>Metallica
Noice.

youtube.com/watch?v=IHxbfTQbk0w

Hello there, fishlover.

Ok, I'm sorry but i need to know more about this picture.
Is it some sort of crossover with some Tim Burton movie or something?

>I saved a small dog from drowning
Wait, seriously?
Could you tell us more?

Wow, i fucked that one up...
Meant to post only one link.

I love how the ambience starts so calmly on that OST.

youtube.com/watch?v=cGPRoszjnWA

Opetoriel

youtube.com/watch?v=JUWdL_l-KxU

nah, he'd probably make up his own. something stupid like a furry goat-demon that can shoot rainbow lasers out his eyes or something.
if you didn't create those voices intentionally you probably should
good on you man, i'm sure gotedad would be proud
i will.

>Is it some sort of crossover

No. It was just a passing fad with artists to draw Mettaton as different animals and insects. Some were funny, some were fucking creepy and some were kind of hot like the bee ones.

Good evening, buttfrie- I mean... botfriend! How are you doing this beautiful saturday?
See? The thread is getting better
Oh, and that "dog gun" reminded me of this absurd vine
youtube.com/watch?v=-LV0Uz07ciQ

>Could you tell us more?
Dog were hanging outside like they usually do while me and my sister were doing yard work. At some point my sisters chiwawa threw its ball into a small pond (does this all the time with his toys so we'll get it for him because hes a dick like that). I guess he must have slipped and fallen in at some point trying to get it himself. I heard him splashing around and saw that he couldn't get out and couldn't figure out to swim over to the shallow part that we put there so I grabbed him.

>Mettaton as different animals and insects.
Wha-
HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THAT?

I still kind of feel awkward over something i said yesterday.
But other than that I guess I'm fine.

>this absurd vine
My cat would eviscerate me for that.

D'awww. That's adorable.

do you have any headcanons for her?
I think she'd be a talented seamstress, finding blouses with six sleeves might be a hassle

>chiwawa
heh

>D'awww. That's adorable.
Actually kind of freaked me out. I'm going to look into getting a small fence around it so that it doesn't happen again since its apparently too steep for him to climb back out of it

Anyways Undertale is a fun game
Its actually a chiwawa weiner dog mix

its spelled chihuahua lol

oh no, is it a tubby, awkward thing?

my childhood dog was a Chihuahua and I still miss him

>I still kind of feel awkward over something i said yesterday.
Oh really? What was it? I'm sure it's nothing you should be worried about!
You are the overthinking type, aren't you? I think I've seen you saying it. Or maybe it was another user. Not sure

>My cat would eviscerate me for that.
He/she is the King/Queen of the house, right?
Another reason why I think I'll never have a pet

Google lied to me
Nah its actually really cute. Looks kind of like this i.imgur.com/B9H41TX.jpg
>my childhood dog was a Chihuahua and I still miss him
The dog I own right now is a black lab and I love the guy.

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daww cute doggo

There's like a million of these. I don't have all of them. Someone once posted an imgur album into the thread that had like 200 different ones I think.

Artists come up with really complex ways to draw Mettatons back. I'm always amazed.

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cute

Reminder that this ship is canon post tp, and is best ship.

Ps: Pls don't die.

Yeah, it was me.
I tend to overthink every single word i say.
Combine that with my ineptitude at talking with others and a language barrier and you have a recipe for disaster.

>She is the King/Queen of the house, right?
Right.
Every time i get back home she just looks at me like "who the fuck are you?" and just goes away.

>Anyways Undertale is a fun game
Didn't deliver on kickstarter promise of having a robot husband.
0/10 IT'S FUCKING TRASH!
I'm just kidding - it's still in my top 5.

>I still miss him
I miss mine too.
But at least I got a scar from him as a reminder.

Thanks for the info - i will look for that later.

Not really. Post TP she manages to save the trapped spiders, uses the leftover money to build spider football and baseball fields and opens a successful bakery. I'm content with what we got in regards to canon. Other than that, I guess it would be nice if she got along and hung out with the rest of the main cast.

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I see papyrus spam

Oh this is nice, I haven't seen this one before.

Reminder that Flowey is canon.

Also, gonna die.

Who gives a fuck. Papyrus isn't overreated as fuck and his fans don't shit talk everyone else or try and start fights with other characterfags because they're assholes

>I hate popular things
No one wants your ideas, they're too retarded.

More like I hate assholes who make everything about Sans and jerk off endlessly over how awesome he is while shitting on anyone that likes someone else, but I wouldn't expect a shit posting asshole like you to understand that

what

>4 pics in the entire thread is spam

I'm over it. I've yet to see a good papyrus fan or fanart.

what?

t. sansfag

why?

don't give soriel attention

why what?