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What kind of fag has someone take a picture of their car while they're sitting in it? Fag

This is what happens when a beta white man breeds with an ugly asian woman who has mental issues and hates her own race. Unfortunately, this comprises about 80% of all white man / asian woman relationships.

a supreme gentleman

>Bought an Audi A5
>Expected a fast fun coupe
>What I got was a somewhat boring automatic, guys asking me about how fast it is, and people encouraging me to do a burnout (which I cant do anyways).

Also, the car has been keyed like three times and one time someone just opened my door and I came back to my car with an open door with nothing missing. I also have had truck drivers kick my car just for cutting them off in the passing lane (they arent supposed to be there anyways). Ive also had tractor trailer tires hit the front numerous times. This cars a fucking magnet for trouble I swear to god.

On top of this at 45k miles, my ABS, electronic stabilisation, tire pressure monitoring, and electronic emergency brake, failed one night after driving kinda hard. Made me feel like an asshole to say the least. Took it to dealer, they charged me $800 to fix and another $900 for new brake pads and an oil change.
Worse part is, in three years the car has depreciated like a rock, lost half its value, and somehow attracted a ton of crazy shit, not to mention birds shit on it all the fucking time because its blue (maybe???).
Sometimes its like you get a car and from the start you know its gonna be trouble, I shouldve taken all the birds shitting on the car as a sign.
Needless to say I am looking for new car but all the new models out right now around 50k just dont catch my eye. Ahh the life as an Audi driver.

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>7 hours later and only 1 decent reply
Goes to show how many people here actually own cars

Audi, not even once

That's what he gets for buying an e92