/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

SK gonna win CT

guys i miss hiko

someone make a webm of it

im a manlet

Hey, I'm here for the job interview

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LIGHT THE CANDLE BOYS

>muhhhh history
HAHAHHAHAHAA

make your own, it's easy

why did the round reload?

>still no pov streams with team comms
thank you americans

>technical timeout because monkeyvela hacks malfunction

we're gonna go with a different candidate

you dominate homicide statistics too

100% pure powdered Adderall in those special cups

Teams don't like those. Gives away muh strats

hmmmm technical difficulty how curious

>he doesnt know youtube.com/watch?v=8nIGcgM-mew

He should not be getting away with something so blatant, but ofc he will. What a joke.

i don't care, they're a hundred times better than listening to shitty casters

Fuck off, NSA.

SK gotta toggle

>Drop 40 Bomb
>Team still loses

I'll never, ever leave silver hell, FUCKING SHIT YOU NEED A FUCKING PERMIT TO BE THIS FUCKING STUPID HOLY SHIT YOU PIECES OF SHIT STICK TO COMMUNITY SERVERS IF YOU CAN'T EVEN CARRY YOURSELVES YOU DUMBSHITS.

inb4 sk immediately start dominating after the technical pause again

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Fantastic. Time for monkeys to taste their own shit

>shemale porn champion
>scat porn champion
Brazil is a beautiful country. Wonderful homosexual culture.

VP changing some setting thru their phones

SK are gonna suddenly have good aim after this pause.

>watched 60% of major
>only one drop and it was mirage

>coldzera has his eyebrows done
What a faggot lmao.

NA crowds are the worst

>HOL UP, FINNA GET MY CHEATS OFF MY PHONE

calm down tomato boy

legendary sk technical pause on the way, gg

git gud

i soloqueued to global

least you got one

>neo with kawaii killer spray

>irrelevant in football since 2002
>irrelevant in csgo without cheats
brs are so fucking pathetic, retarded subhuman monkeys

I won't calm down until Valve gives me my rightful place among the Gold novas, like I used to be until the 2015 mm patch, it's been an uphill battle since then, silvers can't even do callouts right..

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Convince team to turn on a guy and kick him. Then you have two lives

reminder that Im fucking proud to be redpilled

KEK THIS.

Byali here

Installing our microhack right now, your bets are safe

Jesus this crowd is so fucking dead
I was at columbus and this is a joke compared to it

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he needed his phone because of steam guard
i mean i enjoy the sk are cheating meme (not really a meme) as much as everyone but don't be retarded

>40 bomb
>no round winning frags
>no crucial entry frags
>no economy plays
lel stick to dm fag
not all frags are equal

I only ever get 2 lives if

a) I die first, which I shouldn't
b) The bot doesn't get killed first

And in the end it's going to be the bottom frag who takes the bot.

its because their liberals. real men are not liberal and arent afraid to make noise out of fear that theyll upset women and nonwhites

monkey? !drop? hue?

>redpilled
>worships an israel firster
what did the phoneposting redditor mean by this

monkey?

why are they using 16:9 monitors without black bars? Is that standard practice now?

>watched all the majors
>never received a drop

Adblock

>arent afraid
more like making noise is a good indication you belong to the brazilian favelas

It's easier to microhack with a higher FOV

reddit are liberals, Veeky Forums are proud to be against equality. i am superior

This! Getting impact kills is more important than topfragging.

>beaner has choice to pick any name in the world
>picks TACO

How did Cold now Pasha was in that smoke?

He was aiming at him through the fucking smoke. Dodgy monkey cunt.

i think its time for your nap youre a lil grumpy when youre tired

they were dirty whores, much better now

you gotta connect your fucking twitch to your steam account senpai

SK is fucked

>Watched only the last major and this one
>Got a drop each

You're baiting your team for unimportant kills

>trying to hide in a smoke vs fallen

lul
what was snax thinking

>The Hail Mary worked

since when do cs casters use football language ?

>being this mad
>muh racism
>muh cheats

t. muhammed

I have it connected.

>Favelas let VP have their best map just because they are also good on it
I can't see this as anything but retarded. You are basically letting a game to be decided by a coin toss of "which superstar toggles a 40 bomb".
Why not ban the opponents good maps and play on your second or third best instead that they suck at?

its fucking broken ive done that for 2 years not one drop not even on a shit map

0 lucky

germany is the scat porn champion my dude

also hearing monkeys talk in their foul language ruins any porn they're in

>Implying

Black and White ddk use that all the time.

I only have my game running in the main menu and I got a drop recently.

we have a game boys

wow your emasculated liberal who thinks passion in the white race and your nation is wrong.

Taz wtf man

I get why there are so many mass shootings over there

you're watching on only 1 account?

its all about your steam id

the newer your account the better chance you have compared to us oldies

VP lost. It's over.

maybe he's not insecure about his race

just checked and I got my 1st drop ever in an overpass aparently