Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

What station is this?

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Was just thinking how much I'd love something like this. Maybe not blow your feet off, but snap your calves like twigs and you fall down with broken legs. Air still won't push you around but you can't move.

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i honestly hate this fucking image

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>warden chimps out in the trading shuttle and starts shooting everyone
for what purpose

MAD RESPECT FOR MY NIGGA HUNSON

3 people died from ZAS in an attempt to get the original colored photo

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>All them ckeys I don't recognize

I love new people but I'm a bit scared.

I should of looked at that in game. Now I know why my body was on the photocopier.

How to pay for vending machines with cash and no bank account?

Who will be the next big youtuber to play SS13?

>when avada bends down to kiss you on the forehead as a nymph

>when avada bends down to keel over and go braindead after a 1 minute sentence

Holy shit her arms are really short

>when avada eats shit to ZAS so a diona can recover Megurine's HD nudes

Does this server still kill people who play Alien races on sight or

pewdiepie making a funny fart in mouth and toolbox head montage with special thanks to Veeky Forums in the credits and description

also he plays as an overly Jewish character so the media will report on the whole thing

yes

I...i just want to spacebird

LEAVE
LEAVE
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE
FUCK OFF ALREADY

>he plays a nazi chaplain builds a burn tank with disposals that go into and throws people into it while calling them jews while nonantag

I'm already in server. Good luck finding me.

>implying admins would have the balls to ban pewdiepie

Probe would welcome the tubetide with spread cheeks

What is the shittiest clown you can think of?
>non-human
>wears clown suit but with galoshes
>disarms people when he can't slip them
>sides with sec
>murders people who steal his PDA
>doesn't wear clown mask
>steals mime sound synthesiser
What else?

Baking soda.

>isn't funny
This could happen and they still wouldn't put the bunker on

>tells abortion jokes

That was a pretty long bwoink.

here's my idea for a in dept carp breeding and farming
>baby carps must be caught
>he'll adapt to his diet according to wich kind of meat you feed it
>monkey meat turn them into monkey hunter carps that only feed on monkeys and are only aggressive against them
>leafy meat turn them into jungle hunter carps, that only feeds on dionaes and are only aggressive to them
>raw chicken turn them into vox hunter carps, that only feeds on chickuns/vox and are only aggressive to them
>carp meat will turn them into cannibal carps that only hunt and feed on other carps
>human meat/synth meat will get you a regular carp
>throwing meat throught a airlock will attract a carp after 10 or 15 minutes
>male carps are smaller but stronger dealing more damage
>female carps are bigger and slower, having 2 welder hits of health
>spraying pheromones on a female carp will make a male carp engage on breeding with it
>female carp explodes giving birth to 4 baby carps

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I don't want this. At all.

Don't call it a grave
It's the future you chose

Not much was accomplished. but it was still fun. 10/10 would spess again

>uses janicart instead of subverting botany
>is vox (the only non-human tolerable clown is a comedic grey, but vox is another level of trash)
>will not roll with jokes or improv when something funny hapens
>will not tell jokes when asked to
>carries a toolbelt
>obnoxiously prays to let honkmom/ahelps sec

Apparently there's some bullshitting going on so I'm logging in and banning anyone that fucks around. I will ask again if the bunker is needed.

>wanting literal children on the server

I never asked for this.

>considers toolboxing someone a hilarious prank
>name is either their usual staticname, something from tv/youtube or :^)
>baits to the exact point he reckons he can explain away a murder as escalation to admins then tries to murder
>comes back later as a borg after getting dunked and spaces his killer

>A cripple, a mime, a clown, and a catatonic body walk into a bar

WHATS HAPPENIN BROS THIS IS PEWWWWWWWWWWDIEEEEEEPAAAAAAAAAAH YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING

bunker IS NOT NEEDED
theres at most 15 new players
this is not the end times

GIB BUNKER
BAN ALL ACCOUNTS THAT TRIGGER THE "YOUNG ACCOUNT, WATCH ME" MESSAGE

MAKE Veeky Forums GREAT AGAIN

>when avada thinks she's hot shit and gets BTFO by ZAS

Probe1 Announces:
Wait for it.

Ban any ckey younger than January 1st 2016

Make Veeky Forums deadpop again

>I'm an officer
>another officer screaming for help in the brig
>when I arrive, I see VERY LARGE (borg on robocop) standing next to an officer's corpse and baton another officer to death
>no way for me to tell what happened
>he walks up to me, asks me to stuff their bodies into a locker
>nope.jpeg. Flash borg, run off to an intercom and tell him that I didn't trust him and I'm sure he'll understand why
>enter shuttle, borg starts wailing and screaming about me being a shitter
>harmbatons me half to death, cuffs me, buckles me, continues harming me
>ahelp it
>it's actually looked into and the borg gets a temp silicon ban

I'm actually surprised that it was looked into. 99 out of a 100 cases, especially at round end, it gets ignored.

How much money would you put on pomfs patreon to stop pewd from making a Veeky Forums video (all the boring bits cut out, just a 10 minute robust fest while LOOC'ING "nigger")

The bunkers up and I intend on leaving it up through the remaining weekend.

To all new and old players - non antag murder, griffin n gigglin, and other bullshit is going to get you a spicy ban. Don't get the spicy ban.

>>doesn't wear clown mask
>>wears clown suit but with galoshes
As a proud Clown player, not having the mask and shoes on whenever possible is a fucking sin. If you get cloned, your first priority MUST be to retrieve your mask and shoes.

PROBE PLEASE TURN ON THE BUNKER

VERY LARGE is borg valid lust incarnate , thank you for stopping him

youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

Thank JustSumGuy.

>puting the bunker up

I bet you hate Syrian refugees too, racist anime watching loser.

just kidding good work probe, best headmin.

Stop shouting I did.

BUNKER IS BACK BABY

>OOC: Probe1: If you get anyone asking why they can't join please let them know that the bunkers up and will remain up until the end of the weekend. We have more than enough players on right now.

ability to carve clown/mime masks into your face when

>total players: 81

THANK YOU, I CANNOT STOP SHOUTING THOUGH

TOO LITTLE TOO LATE SHITMINS

Thank you very much. That borg is so shit.

Where were you when Probe was btfo?

It's open season on shittery user. All you need for your hunting license is to press F1 and write the name and act of someone breaking the rules.

Just like it always is.
Do it you little shit.

probe, how hard would it be to code polyacid damaging borgs and nerfing their pressure and heat resistance? should i join the ivory tower and ask around?

What if instead only mediborgs had the acid resistance and engie borgs only have the infinite temp and pressure resistance. And for the love of god lower their speed

Trivial. Convincing players to accept the change would be a moderate task. If you ever wonder about coding then join the coding discord. We're all there.

HARD HITTING EDITORIALS - ONLY ON /SS13G/

i'll probably join and ask around at some point. i'm slightly busy with things that should probably go before coding balance changes in an atmospherics simulator

>were keeping them at bay

>Keeping them at BAY
I fucking love it.

As an AI, I pity the loss of such a pleasant borg to work with. But from what I hear, he was actually really shit to carbons. Maybe some time off'll do him good.

>85 players online

Probe was too late

Its a shitter safari, anyone that toes the line is going to get the cold hard bannu new or not.

Everyone let's go play on the test server. Don't tell the normies!

>85 players online

It's really happening, isn't it?

LYNCH TEX
IT WAS HIM WHO GOT US TO THIS POINT
YOUTUBERS CAN'T BE TRUSTED

I mean as a sec player he was pretty good to work with too, but his behaviour was still shitty and he took way too much effort and persistence to shit on you when toeline mcgreyshirt says "tase the officer"

Punishing carbons as much as you can get away with is what being a silicon is all about. Or rather, it's what getting lynched, metagrudged and siliconbanned is all about.

Enjoy everything in moderation.

Unironically we should ban both him and the people who post on r/ss13

lag 'em out. Give them more features then they can handle.

VERY LARGE is fucking shit. Super unrobust.

>sec being actual shitcurity for once, and during the end of shift
>used the sechuds they didn't take off me to set them to wanted
>hos and warden start chasing me dodging the stuns like I'm max payne
>able to have warden and hos stun each other due to friendly fire
>take the hos's gun and blow it up on top of him, and run like hell
>zas saves my ass here and there warden gives one final chase in med trying to baton me zas again
>get baton nail his ass a few times then bleed out

Sec was truly the autism brigade in the last three minutes. Not to mention they got out played by a fucking bird.

>Go into escape maint looking for a gas mask
>Open up a crate and fucking bomb pops out and blows up in my face

>tfw I like helping people and saving lives as much as I like murderboning, greytiding, and crashing antag plans

10/10