Let's trigger them burgers

Maximal confusion

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This also triggers the brits, the nips, other chinks and aussies

Why are either of these meant to be confusing?

My Chevy has a 6 speed. What's so triggering?

Everyone I know drives a manual or at least can drive a manual

what's wrong with this other than reverse being in the wrong spot?

My reverse is over and down

This triggers everyone over 50.

>that's dangerous
>have patience son, let me get in front of you to show you the folly of ending up two cars further ahead at a red light
>it's not like that adds up after an hour or anything

assuming you mean over to the right and down, that's where it should be