>Driving along a winding, beautiful scenic road after a good day and a good meal >The sky is looking particularly beautiful, giving the area an enchanting shade >Finally come upon a scenic turnout where I can park and take in the moment >Two piece of shit truckers are parked there for the day >Decide to find another spot >Literally every other spot has one or three fat fucking useless truckers, ruining any chance for some solitary bliss
Bunch of fucking useless garbage pieces of fucking shit, I fucking hate truckers. They are the scum of the road, the idiots who drive faster than they should during storms, and the fleas that take the beauty off of the long road. Being a trucker is as low as a man can get. Literally always skinny fat to obese, breath with the stench of death, polluting solitary roads like flies, overdosing on energy drinks for that 20 hour shift while your wife sucks mine or another man's cock. Yeah that's right you piece of shit, those were my grunts last time you called her.
I can't fucking wait until you useless fucks get replaced by robots. I literally get an erection when I hear one of you fucks had a winter accident.
When I used to work for Amazon, we'd get in these truckers who got to use our break-room. Almost all of them looked like they did meth or some kinda amphetamine, and the ones who didn't would drink on Amazon property.
I haven't met many other truckers, but I'd assume they're all as degenerate as those guys. knowing Veeky Forums has a thread for them makes me realize why this place is full of shitposts, because what else would tweakers do when not driving or murdering a teen run-away?
Levi Cooper
We aren't allowed to park in our around cities, so of course we park in the pull outs on the bumfuck roads you drive down trying to masturbate.
Stop offering bottom of the barrel rates, and you'll stop getting bottom of the barrel drivers.
Justin Rogers
You MAD bro?
Luis Clark
you also forgot they take up all the white man's lane on the road
Bentley Powell
I'm just imagining you in a mini cooper seething while passing some beautiful petes
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Y u mad tho?
Owen Green
I used to be a trucker. It's funny that OP thinks the drivers have any choice in the matter.. There are laws about "hours of service" and they are designed to keep these guys in these trucks from just driving until they fall asleep at the wheel and cause extreme carnage and destruction when they wreck. And since the truck isn't generating income when it's not rolling down the road, many guys will just drive for days straight. Drug use used to be a larger problem, as you might imagine, in years long gone when the rules weren't so stringent.
It's a hard life, too, being a trucker. Lonely. I really loved driving, but almost every other aspect of the industry really ended up being a dealbreaker for me. It's good for young guys with no wives or kids or anything that might tie them down; or older guys whose kids are grown and left and they can't wait to get away from their ol' lady.
Remember that nearly every possession you have has had a ride on a truck at some point in time, in order for you to be able to acquire it. Your hate is unwarranted and even ignorant.
Robots is unlikely at this point, for an untold number of reasons. I'm not going to bother to point them out. Not that it won't be feasible someday, but it's a long way off.
Because you're either a genuine fool or the more likely scenario that you're a shitty troll, I'm taking your bait. I'm chewing it up and enjoying the flavor. It's delicious. Too bad I took it off of the hook first and left you with nothing.
Have a nice day.
Wyatt Bennett
Not OP, but I can't wait for you faggots to become obsolete and die.
For fuck sakes let's get Mercedes cooking up some autonomous semis and Silicon Valley buying them and employing those robots already. I can't wait to see all of you useless undersirables become obsolete and die along with the coal miners.
You're all nothing more than run down, uneducated, and sub-human cucks.
Michael Walker
Who hurt you?
Grayson Richardson
>self driving trucks become a thing >eventually one gets dispatched to pick up a 50,000lb coil >truck can't secure the load >goes about its merry way >confuses a smudge on the camera for a child in the roadway >slams on the brakes at 70mph >coil goes flying through the truck cab >causes $6 million dollars in damage, killing 12
That's going to be a good day.
Liam Fisher
>Remember that nearly every possession you have has had a ride on a truck at some point in time.
Damn, this got me man. It's true!
Nolan Gomez
Trucks need to be replaced by drones n sheit. fuck that'll make the roads like the 1930s again, it would be a paradise
Jose Campbell
back to plebbit
Luis Smith
>that'll make the roads like the 1930s again Within the confines of city limits?
Jonathan Baker
>this is literally what truckerfags tell themselves to not feel worthless
OP here, try better truckfag
Here's some trucker hate porn for those who care to watch
>The sky is looking particularly beautiful, giving the area an enchanting shade >Finally come upon a scenic turnout where I can park and take in the moment lmao pure autism
>Yeah that's right you piece of shit, those were my grunts last time you called her and now projecting a cuckold fetish... geez
so mad
Hunter Parker
Only thing missing from this thread is notamiata crying because trucks are bigger than his little girls car
Elijah Robinson
>enjoying nature >autism
Hey memelord, do you have any fucking clue what autism is?
Gavin Rogers
You dont have to go full autist with "stopping to take in the moment and enjoy solitary bliss" to enjoy nature just smoke a joint and stare at a tree or something
Carter Myers
Why don't you climb a mountain to get views you lazy bitch? Why are you stopping at roadside turnouts to snap IG pics like an Asian tourist?
Brody Thompson
This poster speaks the truth.
You park your car at the pull-offs, and hike a mile up the side of the mountain to get the best views.
Nathan Nguyen
>while your wife sucks mine or another man's cock
NIgga, you're fucking a trucker's wife. I think that says enough about yourself.
Robert Ramirez
>nobody puts out flares or anything jesus christ
Josiah Price
>NIgga, you're fucking a trucker's wife This. Truckers wives are the ones responsible for shart in mart memes.
Jaxson Cooper
Sorry OP, never drove anything bigger than a g10 van. What that trucker said is completely true when you think about it though.
Michael Harris
I doubt DOT will allow them to carry haz mat.
Nathaniel Brooks
Serious question, what would have Veeky Forums truckerfags done in this situation?
Hudson Young
Veeky Forums truckerfag here and the only winning move is not to play.
Seriously, when there's a winter storm it's better to park it and wait. Dispatch can get on the phone and reschedule the load because there's nothing in the box that's worth risking wiping out a truck and potentially getting injured for no matter how much they'll try to convince you otherwise.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Wouldn't have been driving in those conditions. I don't go west of the Mississippi in winter, and honestly avoid the 65/80 area because it's almost as bad with all the pollacks hammering down in and out of Chicago to work with what their elogs allow.
Oliver Cook
I'm a fairweather truckerfag.
Elijah Collins
>Wouldn't have been driving in those conditions Didn't you beach yourself in a blizzard back in 2011 or so?
Ayden Roberts
and then a snow plow hit his trash that he left on the side of the highway
Jeremiah Bailey
Those four stroke diesel engines are still making less of an impact than your 4banger shitbox.
Isaiah Bell
Yes, because a state trooper cut in front of me and slammed on their brakes in clear visibility while I was traveling at a reasonable speed.
Benjamin Adams
So you were following too closely.
Adrian Russell
196 in MI is nasty AF too in the winter. except I don't have a choice but to drive it.
Jacob Johnson
No, I wasn't following anyone. They turned out onto the interstate in front of me.
Blake Harris
Trucker here meet me at loves rn faggot ill wreck u
Alexander Butler
>mfw when Veeky Forums knows OP is a "Good Buddy".
Bentley Gomez
That's okay, bro. We'll just break the law and keep driving until we pass out and crash into oncoming traffic so you can bitch about that instead. That truck could have been carrying the shipment of dildos that were for your order and the thousands of other faggots like yourself.
Elijah Martin
Yeah you do that, keep serving your role in the world by moving bags of dildos in the back of your truck from place to place
Noah Hernandez
Well someone wanta them
Adam Cook
So you weren't scanning far enough ahead and looking for hazards.
David Young
They pulled out inside my safe stopping distance. They couldn't admit fault for legal reasons, but didn't cite me for anything as an apology after they turned around and gave me a ride to a hotel.
Gavin Martinez
>safe spaces Go back to tumblr
James Martin
So that's why my skids were delivered upside down.
Ian Long
Truckerfag here, you have to be a fucking idiot to drive in those conditions. I'd have done my research, known about the heavy winter storm ahead of time and parked my ass somewhere safe and get comfy. Dispatch can go fuck themselves in their office cuck-cube. And the company I work for at least will not fire you for stopping if the conditions are unsafe, in fact they encourage you to pull off somewhere safe.
Eli Mitchell
i probably would have tried keeping the camera on the action
wtf is wrong with this moron
Henry Sanders
Trucks can fuck off. Cargo belongs on the rails, not the roads
