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>Old Thread

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hltv.org/match/2307547-virtuspro-sk-eleague-major-2017
twitter.com/mousesports/status/825772806805811202
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scripted

tfw no gf

shitter device better not get a win for this

"The script" is a moba meme, please stop stealing our memes

UMP MVP of the Atlanta major 2017

VP is reddit

>This ELEAGUE major final will be the first that went 3 maps since ESL One Katowice 2015

>le everything is scripted meme

>The City of /csgog/

>le scripted meme

nice try, VPfags

gla1ve has incredible gamesense when shooting through smokes

>no MR100

what's the point of even playing the game when MR30 is so fluky?

doubles for scripted VP win

>tfw writing the next majors script and u get writers block

half these memes have been stolen from /d2g/

gotards disappoint me

>tfw have bf
>ass is sore and bleeding

>Byali's got the aimlock

wtf Semmler

Boypussy > girlpussy

who wins on train?

Must be a LoL meme, never saw it in d2g.

why don't people like a good series, i hate 2-0. Always love it when the game goes to the third game

VP shouldve had that, byali choking lost them 3-4 rounds

Has somebody saw the perspective from taz the moment he waIked out of the connector?
Why didn't he just shoot?

lmao ez train for VP
shitrallis got demolished by godshitters on train so yeh

the "script" is a NBA meme, please stop stealing our memes

the writers this yeah agree with you

vp normally but they tilted af, making stupid plays at the end


plus gla1ve's (((gamesense))) is too good

>CSGO """""""""MAJOR"""""""""
>BO3 GF
UHHH GOTARDS?

>he's never seen TI shitposting

poor lad

They have to follow the script.

>nuke literally saved by usp eco by vp

ur vp bias is showing

NEO fucked up a lot on Overpass too

>byali

It was literally snax choking the easiest 1v1, retard.

how new?

HAHAHAHAHAAH

POOLANDS CHEATERS BTFO

LET'S GO ASTRALIS, FUCK THOSE NIGGERS

SLAVSHITS ARE LITERAL NIGGERS YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

POLAND NIGGERS LUL

I HATE YOU LITERAL SUBHUMANS I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

poor......... or blessed??

girlcum > boycum

...

>implying maps matter in sc2

I wanted VP to win the second map because it's already late here and I wanted them to get it over with.

HOLY SHIT GET YOU SHIT TOGETHER POLES

YOU ARE LITERAL SUBHUMAN NIGGER GET YOU SHIT TOGETHER

NO MAJOR 3RD WORLD COUNTRY LUL

POLAND CS LUL


HAHAHAHAHAHA

VP got paid to throw the script and lose the game.

CARALHOOOOOOO

I wish a girl would cum in my boypussy

calm down sir

starting position matters dough at least in wc3

girls have a boypussy

It's over magog.
Asstralis will win this.
RIP VP.

this is a fallacy and you know it

...

astralis or vp for train lads

>HAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't you mean JAJAJAJAJAJA like you monkeys say?
i hope so, its about time

hltv.org/match/2307547-virtuspro-sk-eleague-major-2017

I want Astralis to win
But Thorin butthurt if VP wins wiuld be great

Denmark has no culture, only a hybrid of American culture and Muslim culture. Why do people in Denmark pretend to be proud?

Denmark is known only for

1) Number one producer of child pornography in history
2) Legal beastiality
3) Killing whales and dolphins
4) Copying American culture
5) Astralis


Really a truly great nation.

but not boyclittys

APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE

Thorin @Thooorin 7m7 minutes ago

Astralis have only lost train twice ever and once was 14:16 to the best train team of all-time (SK)
ITS FUCKING OVER FOR VP ;_;

cheering for asstrails but vp will take it

Train is up the on the list of best maps for VP.

DAMN IT FEELS SOOO GOOD BE A DANE

MUST SUCKS BEING A POLISH NIGGER :>

WHAT NOW YOU LITERAL GARBAGE WHERE ARE YOU

TALK SHIT NOW YOU FUCKING SHITS

HAHAHAHAHAHAA SUBHUMAN IVAN

>watch whole event on twitch
>no drops
>watch final in game
>drop on first map
ehh explain that dotards

>burrito calrito salsa mi amore churro de nada hacienda

Never forget:

VP is not in it for tournament money, they're all about ad revenue.

not really

vp are really good on train too and its high pressure game

Watch it, Thorin.

Poles don't use the name Ivan, angry autist.

>OVER ONE HOUR LONG TURTLEFESTS
>>>>>EXCITING ESPORTS

lmfao

>best train team of all-time (SK)
oh, you mean the team that got beaten yesterday by VP?

this retard is so annoying, fuck thorin

right here senpai, say that shit after de_train runs you over d*ne :)

I can be your girl (male)

but vp beat sk on train yesterday ?

>tfw majors are the best thing in your life

you're trying too hard now, this is my last (You)

But Astralis got destroyed by Godsent on train in groups.

we went really well without polposting, can you please stop

>thoring says astralis is the world's best train team

rip astralis

>VP is not in it for tournament money
Yeah sure.
>meanwhile they play shitty chink tournaments nobody watches purely for money

>i dont understand the game so its boring

Pige went ham though

>last map is train
Where is my cobble drop?

No, they do it for exposure.

Are you serious?

hi ummm how can we chat?

>its anders and semmler
please no

buy one for 20 cents on the market and pretend you opened your dropped case

hlep

Device my boy go

>Semenman quoted taz saying they went there purely for money and were disappointing by 4th place.

I watch CSGO talk shows, you don't get to argue with me.

post steam &nudes

>I watch CSGO talk shows

Oh wow..LOL

can the crowd see the flags?

device is so hot and sexy. i'll be so sad if they lose

>mfw watching TaZ play like a retard round after round and get away with it most of the time

ye

The only CSGO talk show that matters is Stich and Joe Talk CSGO

uh get kirby off my screen?

You keep mentioning this literal mumbling 100 view show that I'm conviced you're one of them

nt stich

>mumbling
You must not have watched the current version of Counter Points either

twitter.com/mousesports/status/825772806805811202

rip ChrisJoint