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>Old Thread

Most boring and shitty major ever.

Thorin

>cheaters win another major
great game goturds

MUH WINNINGS

dotards out
enjoy your dead thread now csgocucks

Who no drops here?

>1mil view for this fucking tournament

what a shame

this de~geso

THX DUPREEH

I LIEK UR HAIR

asstralis won thanks to a lucky rng 1hp on overpass

>be poor Polish
>2016
>get cucked TWICE in a row by favelas, on major semifinals
>finally get his revenge
>gets BTFO on the final

Get fucked retards.

thanks for the skines ""gotarbs"

tfw no drops on 5 accounts

>pixel perfect aiming
>he's like the byali of their team

Throin is pretty clever.

How good was Kjaerbye, lads? UNREAL when Device went missing. HUGE

GOT A DROP GUYS
GLA1VE SIGNED IT
DO I OPEN

I want to lewdly manipulate smixs tight body

>tfw no souvenir weapon drop

Are Richard and Thorin friends?
I can't tell. They shit all over each other on Twitter but they have good synergy together on the panel.

You won nothing.

So happy to see our guys retiring those poor polacks. Eat shit poor fucks.

I remember back in the day when they fucking hated each other. But now they realise that if they attack each other they both lose.

well back to csgog being dead again

ofc they're friends
they're just not nu-male cucks who hide their feelings and talk to each other like sensitive snowflakes

Thorin doesn't have friends, the aspergers prevents any close social interaction

pretty sure they are
they are exactly the same in fact id say they have found eachother
great respect between them hard to think they arent friends

It's just bantz m8, they hang out all the time.

They used to hate each other though.

You dont have many friends do you

>MAJOR ENDS
>AT 2:47 PM

WOOOOW.JPG

poor little thing, she got totally ignored by those aryan supremacists

VP lost because they didn't have an esports psychologist.

>live TV broadcast to 1.2m people
>thorin still has to childishly have the last word

>Reddit thought Valve would announce something at the major
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

>people don't realize that viewers are inflated by multiple accounts to get drops

By far the worst produced major in the last two years.

>wake up
>major is over
alright see you guys next major, dotard out

Karrigan and Cajunb on suicide watch

>2 drops this major
>both on train

was ad finem og game 3 more hype? :v)

>I WAS RIGHT
And so it begins.

what the fuck would they be announcing?

stattrak grenades?

Was that blonde chick the psychologist?

Are you the toilet cleaner from the previous thread who raged over losing $200? Get a job and stop being pathetic nigger.

boot skins

post yfw -cbble +inferno and ump nerf dropping hot this thursday

I'm so sorry man

if you need a hug feel free to ask

see you next major guys
keep the general alive, like usual
right?

People were deluded enough to think valve would rework dust2

now that the dust has settled how many drops did you get and how many accounts did you have watching?
>drops 7
>accounts 3

No, she's an entertainer.

the noze knoze

ELIGE IS DROPPING 30 BOMBS

MEANWHILE STEWIE IS HOPING TO GET A DROP

HOPE YOU GET A DROP STOUIE!

Back to 2 posts an hour again

#ThorinWasRight

thread died instantly lol

>tell everyone danes are based
>several people gang on me calling me a cuck and a retard

What now cunts? ;_;

I was literally fucking bored watching the semis and finals.

The best match was Navi vs Astralis

>is so poor that he makes multiple accounts for drops
Are you underaged or russian?

memes

I know, I'm scared too kids.

That bathroom break was fucking awesome.

...

It's cool bro, at least north played good and astralis won the major.

And they were my first drops I've had.

Karrigans face right now

dotard here

it was nice to watch some cs but I'm leaving now, enjoy your dead general.

At least I'm not betting with fucking pogs, you child.

>JONATHAN JABLOWMEE

h how

Why are some people so lucky

I thought I was with one drop

Wtf

>tfw you make a fake name so stalkers can't doxx you

>drops 11
>accounts 7

fuck me

Why did VP stop doing basic CT strats on gun rounds? they kept doing dumb peeks and dying early, how did they expect to win like that?

See you guys next major.

What would the viewership be without drops?

400k?

You can clearly see he's Canadian, you braindead shithead.

not enough lips and jowls

Honestly I'm too old for video games. I don't even gamble with cs skins. I just wanted to point out that you're a loser and you probably suck at your life.

Get a job. Stop being poor nigger.

they were just following the script man, it said to play aggressive to make it exciting for the audience.

can't have Taz jiggle peaking ivy every round.

sk used to win, doesnt mean they're based

Polish "people" are really, really stupid by nature.

tfw

>around the same as DotA
Would make sense, yeah

sk used to have five players and not four and an ex-convict with quick reflexes

>what is vpn
Also, being canadian doesn't mean he can't be a kid.

...

lmao who the fuck did you pick in groups man?

f3 to go 3-0 and sk to go 0-3?

probably, at least we have numbers and "big wigs" dont understand why

so when is "Its ok for IGL to be bad" meme gonna end

pronax need to go

correct

not in the finals, The viewers count will significantly drop in group stage and other playoffs but I'm estimating something about 750,000 on twitch(at peak) in the supposed situation

Irrelevant. I never said SK are based.

old_man_breaking_down.png

he didn't have anything left in the tank after yesterday

and I'm surprised WalleN isn't bitching about playing semis/quaterfinals in the same day too.

they don't "need" to frag man

eyes and ears, gotta get that info

i did get fucked in groups i had navi for 3-0 and gambit for 0-3 and the rest of my picks were just trash

>damage control

Braindead shithead.

Im surprised too

If its the french in that situation oh man

WHO DA FUQ IS GLA1V1

Im not a VP or Astralis fan so im neutral. Even i realized that Astralis hacked their asses off this tourney CS is dead

>poor and underaged
Stay mad.

>I'm too old for video games
Let me guess, you're 18? You're still a child. There is no age limit for a hobby, so even if you are older, you're very immature.

Says the person who gets excited about winning an imaginary currency that means nothing.

how did you figure out my account BTW?