His car doesn't come with a cigarette lighter

kek
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>smoking
>Kill you'reself you fucking degenerate

I hope you're being stupid on purpose. I really do...

>his car only has one cupholder

No, I don't, because smoking cigarettes is literally cancer. Leaves me with more money to shovel into one of my shitboxes anyway.

>spending money on cars
lol

>saying that on Veeky Forums

>Exchanging money for goods and services
lel

It's Alphonse you retard, he doesn't even own a car.

>saying anything at all on Veeky Forums

Except cars are a waste of money. Spending your money on a gaming PC is a better investment.

>literally who

Uh, the guy largely responsible for driving away what little remained of the good userbase on this board with constant shitposting, flooding the board with gay porn, etc?

...

>spotted the newfag

i'm not wrong. You should only invest in a car for transportation. stay mad tho.
completely false

>not knowing you can use a cigarette lighter to apprehend poachers in tribal Africa
It's like you've never seen Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Probably just a troll, but you really should just neck yourself. Loose ass rheaming faggot piece of shit.

its cool dad. i like you.

Wait. Earlier you made fun of spending money on cars, but now you're saying it's okay to invest in them for transportation, which would mean spending money on cars. Also, if investing in a vehicle, it would be wise to maintain it, thus justifiably (by your own logic) spending more money on said vehicle. I understand you're troll/bait peddler, but at least try to stick with a theme. Unless your theme is actual retardation, lol.

>im new here, don't know alphonse, but am starting to assume he's the resident dumb ass, or got lost trying to find the nerdgasm board for custom PCs

>mfw what Im having for lunch apparently.

>smoking in your car

lol, why are u mad?
>Wait. Earlier you made fun of spending money on cars, but now you're saying it's okay to invest in them for transportation, which would mean spending money on cars.

Yea, you should only invest in cars for the sole purpose of transportation. Modifying your vehicle is a waste of money. Investing in a gaming PC is a betyer investment because you can emulate your husbando/waifu in VR and play video games. And there's nothing wrong with spending money on a car to maintain it.

>i'm new here and just got BTFO
>i better insult my opponent instead of addressing his arguments
lmao

>why u mad
>why u mad
>better investment b/c waifu

pic related

call me when cars have built in husbando emulators. until then they're not worth investing in.

>the mods come in and delete my mean posts
lmfao

>his car doesn't come with a working cigarette lighter

if you'd tear your cheeto face away from your PC and get out of your house sometimes, you might make enough money to afford car mods AND custom PCs

cars are still not worth investing in aside from transportation regardless of how much money you have.

>he saved the image before it was done loading

What about the guys who invest in them just for nostalgia, maintain it for years, restore it to its original glory, then auction it off for millions? That wasn't worth it?

The guys that invest in them for fun and never intend on making money off of them, they are doing something called "enjoying life". It's where you go out and obtain things to entertain and bring joy to yourself to pass the time of being a human on Earth. Many humans do this in different ways, but some do it through customizing cars for performance and looks. It's a way for a human to pursue mechanical perfection. To take a machine and make it BETTER. It's similar to those who spend hundreds or thousands of dollars to build a custom PC so that they can have a pretend relationship with an imaginary person. There is an expression common amongst humans that fits this situation. It is "To each his own." There's another expression called "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them and they all stink."

fucking kek. You've got to be pretty damn butthurt to do something like that.

>his car doesn't have a cigar lighter

Plebs

my car has four
but you need to open the center arm rest to get to three of them, two are on the lid and a third is hidden under a ledge
I dont get it either

when did you fellas arrive to this place

what a shit thread

>not having a 200 piece mechanics tool set in your trunk

Fucking retards.

mine has 2 but you have to either not have a left arm at all or never change gear to use the middle one.

Thats okay, i don't smoke anymore thanks to lung cancer.

do new cars even have them ?

Maybe like Rolls Royce or something I imagine

Any car that has umbrellas in the doors probably has at least one lighter

WAIT. WAIT. Cars don't have lighters anymore? That's strange. What do you use to power laptops and other high power devices?

New cars still have the charging port, but now they just don't work with the cigarette lighters.

It's basically just the female-port for these things.

What fucking car is that holy shit