/owg/ - Overwatch General

Chinese New Year event lasts until February 13.

>When does Season 3 end?
Probably late February / early March.

>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Discord:
discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
owg.pleb.pl

Previously:

Canon

Jamison Fawkes! And Satya Vaswani!

When is the fucking server browser coming out? It's hard to stay motivated when you keep getting shitty map after shitty fucking map.

Also quickplay has been sucking extra cock even since the fucking event started

First for Spicy Thighs
Why is she so perfect/owg/?

>Picks Widowmaker in 3v3

Unironically gas yourself you stupid cunt, stop wasting my time xd

>he doesn't waifu an Amari

I want to bully Pharah's anus

how do people actually think this poo in loo is attractive

I fucking love that pic, works amazingly well

I'm finally starting to play Genji more and trying to get the hang of him. He's fun as hell once you get better.

>deflecting Pharah rockets into the enemy roadhog
>using swift strike on a Mercy that's running away
>sneaking up on a Bastion and attacking his weak spot until he turns around and then deflecting him to death
>ulting behind a corner and then killing everyone at the objective while they're attacking your team's Rein
He does a really good job at punishing an enemy team's mistakes. I still need to git gud with his ult though, often times I'll just kill one or two people before the entire team turns around and smears me across the floor.

Sombra still isn't good enough

How can blizzard make Ana so fucking broken and Sombra so fucking bad?

You...I like you

>tfw don't have friends so i cant play bastion

reminder

>if you don't die this round you get to reproduce.
>smug_widow.gif

How did Junkmeta become a thing? What's the context? Genji/Mercy and Soldier/Reaper/Ana have some canonical roots but I don't recall ever seeing anything for Spic Thighs and Trashmouse.

waifufags shitposting with their shit tastes

When will they nerf Mercy?

This is sad. That we have to expect shipping to happen just so we can get story.

>implying you wouldn't loo in her poo

From the waist down shes pretty good.

also

redesign of her face, outfit, and personality when? she's so fucking shitty. it doesn't help that she's indian

why is sombra classified as offense? she's more about battlefield control and would fit better under defense

I think Zarya will be the next character to get a spotlight. Afterall it would not make any sense for her appearance at the end of Infiltration to make sense otherwise.

It's not even funny making fun of battleborn, it's just sad.

hana

Aw, thanks user! That's a really nice piece of art you've posted!

You know, I'm not really sure how it started, now that you mention it. I think it's because of the opposites attract thing like with Meihem, but they're about order versus chaos instead of fire and ice.

I want them to release a helmet version of her something like Genjis helmet.

Stop posting Pharah lewds.

Because they don't have a utility section for her to fit in and saying you've got a new offense hero is more appealing than saying your second new hero is also support.

>Opposites attract
Order/chaos for Sym/Junkrat
Fire/ice for Mei/Junkrat
Junkrat is best boy and for me Sym is hands down best girl

>people dont understand the roles system in this game is invalid
>supports out dpsing dps
>dps out supporting supports.

>he waifus easy bullseye/mother who's a cyclops
KEK

...

>want to relax and play Torb in QP
>been put in all three KOTH maps and attacking Hanamura/Anubis
I wish you could filter maps in QP, or search for certain gamemodes

...

Roadhog's new hook is better but there's no more retarded hook webms being made. Post pre-patch hooks.

>ana I could fix that eye for you
>le smug french girls face when in the same spawn.

She does 48-160 DPS. McCree does 40-140 for comparison. She spends most of her time (ideally) on the front-lines flanking, like Tracer. She just has more of a utility focus than other offense heroes.

there are people on this website right now that actually purchased battleborn

Post Jojo references.

She's not my favorite, mostly just due to her personality, but I still think she's a lot prettier than some people give her credit for.

This is beautiful!

Why is she so perfect.

Oh god I just keep getting unwinnable fucking games over and over. I'm getting 4 gold medals every time because my team are literal dogshit what did I do to deserve this

can someone tell me the purpose of the no depth perception haircut?

Who is this cunt?

>want to relax in QP
>takes 2min+ and and puts against GM/top500
>can't even escape top 500 people in arcade

Because she doesn't rocket jump.

I used to think you guys were just memeing but Sombra's damage is fucking great once you can control her spray pattern

So gamerboys think you are sexy when they throw money at you like a stripper

She has such a nice lips, I wanna kiss em.

You know you can just push it out of your eyes, right?

>shiiters think a hero is bad because they cant aim
>months of Sombra isnt a pick because she does "no dmg"
>reality is they just suck

I want to hug hana

>which map has the worst layout and design?
I'm gonna say either hanumura or temple of Anubis

Edgy le night time on the hill over looking the city with a random le meteorite passing by

Actually happened to me one night. Pretty surreal.

exactly

just like ana desu

Anubis is an automatic loss or draw in most cases just because of the distances from spawn.

All of them

Everyone has preferences. Personally I find Mercy to be generic as hell, but Im never gonna bash someone if they find her attractive. She is pretty, just not for me

>There are people who aren't able to tell how retardedly powerful character's kit is unless their weapon is Soldier 76 2.0

blizzard employee, does the esports and shit

If you drive a few minutes away from anywhere with major light pollution you'll find that shooting stars happen like every goddamn minute or so.

>literally hire someone who looks like tracer.
And now we know why the game is a shit

How is that edgy? Calm your autism dude.

qt

post that ass tho. surely there are pictures of the ass

Describe yourself according to how your teammates/enemies might see you.

>that one Torbjorn who sets up turrets in the most annoying spots possible

she has best legs

>That one Zarya that never realizes that the entire team has retreated.

>the pro mccree who hits everything

>you should have to pass a basic skills test before bring able to play comp
>accuracy, logic, reading comprehension, basic math
>if you fail the game strikes you in the nuts/cunt with the force of a locomotive.

>that one Roadhog who whiffs the easy hooks and aces all the spicy ones

>That frontline "Go get em big guy" Zenyatta

>Someone kill that fucking Ana so we can walk past their D.Va jesus fuck

>the healslut Lucio with bad aim

What happened to this Pepe? Who hurt him?

>this fucking Rein keeps charging in what the fuck

>join game
>"DEFEAT!"
Yeah thanks

Look carefully. He is smiling.

>listen man I know you're a good bastion, I get it, but you really need to switch it's not working right now

Does anyone even use the Discord?

>going hard on the front lines
>look behind me
>everyone is dead
This has happened more than I am comfortable with.

>Nerf bio grenade
>healing is still through the fucking roof
>ana + mercy = unfucking killable enemy team
Only blizzard bois

>that one guy playing junkrat
>fuck I got trap mine cheesed again

McHanzo is the most popular m/m pairing in Overwatch and it began with a "oh, cool, west meets east" type of thinking.

Just lay back and have fun.

How can I get gold everything in a match as grandma

>Join game as defense
>One guy doesn't show up
>Gets kicked after first point is taken
>Another guy joins
>Doesn't show up until second point is taken
>Picks Bastion

Sometimes I wonder what kind of piece of shit parents buys little autistic timmy this game so he can ruin it for other people

>"Did I just catch you having fun?"

I fucking hate when this happens.
>Going hard with a RoadHog next to me
>He dies but figure I can keep going with full charge at my side
>Pop ult and figure my teammates behind me will take the hint
>Look back while reloading
>Everyone's dead and the point was being capped
I wanted to yell at my team but it was my fault for overextending

Lewdest and best pairing

>isn't even fucking timed right

>start match
>pick mercy
>rando jokingly asks "so user, are you going to be our healslut today?"
>everyone starts laughing
>he was fucking right
>mfw

\.. giv candy

I had a game earlier with some Bastion main and it was actually quite funny. Every time Ana would nano him when he went into tank mode and I discorded everything he looked at.

The cutest character is Mei and the hottest character is Widow. This isn't even debatable.

>get the fuck off widow ur doing nothing

that's me

I sincerely don't understand how people play Mystery 6v6.

How the fuck do you tolerate losing at the character select screen.