Last Thread: The End Times Edition Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >The bunker went up >The bunker went down >It was too little too late >Like the Visigoths in Rome we are being plundered by the HippieBayYouTubeRedditTG infiltrators
FIRST FOR REMOVE THE PANIC BUNKER LET THE GO- HIPPIES IN
Ethan Jones
What's wrong with metacomming anyway if it doesn't hurt anyone?
Brandon Reyes
get cucked get rekt dummy
Jace Cook
dam..
David Torres
Screenshotting this post for when you post your ban appeal and promise to be "sorry".
David Price
maybe next time
Thomas Rivera
it ok we can still be friend
Camden Peterson
i wasn't the one who posted this
Jonathan Perry
>apologizing for struggling but still doing your job properly Please never leave. You are a good player.
Colton Young
>every single issue and PR about no-fruit devolves into a shouting match between despotate and kilozombie
Josiah Lewis
It was me
Connor Jones
Is there a way to see your notes, like in the public logs or anything like that?
I wanna see my notes but I don't want admins to know that I want to see my notes.
Jaxon Reed
The public logs only show when an admin edits your notes, not what they added or what your notes are in general. Your only option is to PM an admin or become an admin.
Jackson Harris
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Ryan Williams
>become an admin >just to see your notes
Sounds like a good plan, i'll do it.
Cooper Allen
>YOU'RE ALL TERRIBLE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD DIE >JUST UNBAN ME SO I CAN PLAY WITH YOU
Julian Kelly
Wow that what you honestly think I believe of you huh? wow.
Anthony Sullivan
Once I get something to argue about, I stop being very reasonable. Sorry. Hey, if I'm not looking like an angry cunt, it's gonna be yclat or whoever else, so
Juan Rogers
I only talk to you how I talk to myself. Why is everyone such a fucking pussy?
Christopher Mitchell
When am I getting the 30~ percent of my paycheck the government doesn't let me see back? When's he gonna fix that, huh? I don't give a fuck about 'muh degenerates muh mexicans mer jerb', I want my goddamn money back, not my money being wasted on a wall.
Easton Cook
I played a long time ago on Veeky Forumsstation and Veeky Forumsstation and I have returned to play again. I used to staticname as Billy Pilgrim but I highly doubt anyone remembers me. I'm basically relearning everything.
Jobs I have tried to learn:
>Chemistry Fun but it's very important so people will rage at you if you aren't fast enough or aren't entirely sure how to make certain things.
>Scientist R&D is the same as chemistry, too important for anyone to let you learn it I can't get the hang of toxins at all Xenobio seems weird, I fed a billion monkeys to the slimes and they still didn't split or evolvulate Telescience doesn't seem like an actual job in and of itself Xenoarchaeology is fun but lonely
>Doctor Turboautists are in complete control so there's very little room to learn anything and if you fuck up you get bwoinked
>Engineer Boring as fuck. Very little to do except setting stuff up at the start. Maybe you'll fix a floor somewhere.
>Atmos Tech How the fuck do I do literally anything
>Mechanic How the fuck do I do literally anything
>Botany Had a great deal of fun but I honestly can't make heads or tails of any of the genetic manipulation stuff. Went as far as injecting 15 mutagen into a plant and hoping for the best, but I still don't really get it.
>Trader I don't really get the point. I just sort of defaulted to a voxponicist but I got lonely and bored.
Any advice, Veeky Forums?
Jace Sanchez
>ancaps
Ryder Cox
you're an idiot dude trump didn't make taxes holy shit you dumb nigger whats wrong with you
Joshua Lewis
Atmos has a steep learning curve. And theres hardly any info on the wiki about it, unlike research.
What is it you want to know about Atmos?
Adam Richardson
How do I join the ERP metaclub as a submissive crossdressing grayy with no dick?
Joseph Watson
No he's just raising them to pay for MUH WALL
Hunter Ward
why do you put emphasis on the things that clearly bother you?
David Cox
Responses >Chemistry Try playing MD instead. Chemistry is a more dedicated job and yeah, it's like that. All of Medbay has access to Chemistry now. >Scientist Don't know shit >Doctor Yeah. Just try to etch out your own little corner and do a dedicated job. Be the emergency receptionist and do preliminary work on patients, do surgery, or some other job like that >Engineer Fun for some, awful for others. I'm the latter >Atmos tech Ask an atmos tech to help. >Mechanic Scan items, get materials, duplicate items. Also put parts into machines to make them better. >Botany Basically, you get a type of genome from a plant, plant X (like, how fast it grows). Then you splice or purge it into another plant, plant Y. Splicing averages the two stats between X and Y, purging forces it to be exactly like X. If you splice multiple times you can keep traits from both without losing anything, since it'll average closer and closer to X. >Trader It's a roleplay job and anyone who suggests otherwise is either perpetuating a meme or they think tradertiding is legitimate. Just learn to enjoy trading and RP.
Bentley Bell
>wanting to see all of your paycheck means you're an ancap If 'not wanting the government to steal egregious amounts of my money without my input' means being an ancap, then yeah, I am. Fairtax when? Put Trump's dog to work and get HR 25 passed already instead of wasting more time and money on appeasing the bible belt and building a wall that won't do anything.
Jaxson Walker
>it's a only bad when trump does it episode
Josiah Cooper
Why do you ask irrelevant questions instead of addressing pertinent matters?
>Then you splice or purge it into another plant, plant Y How? The wiki leaves out a great deal of "hows" on a lot of guides.
Ryan Russell
Because I can and It's dank memes to pivot like this.
>taxes are only bad when trump is in office
Jeremiah Allen
>no dick We don't want you
Sebastian Wood
Basically 1. put X seed in the big bulky machine 2. extract genome 3. put a blank flora disk in the big bulky machine 4. put the section of the genome you want onto the disk by clicking on it (for example, development, which is growth time and a few other things) 5. disk pops out, put it in the other machine 6. put Y seed in the other machine also 7. do all yer splicing and yer purging 8. pop out Y seed when you're ready, plant analyze it to see how it's doing
Chase Lewis
SOON
Gavin Bailey
Where was that said? Where, exactly, was that said, word for word, or even moderately implied? Taxes are always fucking bad, and while necessary, ours are convoluted and bad for the economy as a whole due to the outrageous corporate taxes which fuck everyone over. Trump wants to complain and fuss about american businesses leaving the country, but has yet to understand WHY they're leaving the country.
James Edwards
Lavaland?
Zachary Kelly
>taxes are always bad I want libertarians to leave
Lincoln Bailey
I don't care about your wild fantasies of how you think you should benefit in society when all my logic, care and reason was rejected by you long ago.
Jason Turner
Fuck off, statist bootlicker.
Henry Myers
Perhaps they could be leaving because labor laws, and standards of living are on levels of magnitude lower than what is required in the United States.
Perhaps a way to rectify this is to increase the cost of foreign goods by taxing them. Which will make the consumer look for alternative sources of the good, or pay a higher cost to acquire said good.
Wyatt Russell
Do hippies actually play SS13? Also I live in an area with high hippie density, does that make me a hippie? We're talking level 45 hippies here
Colton Parker
>punish the consumer for the government's mistakes Sounds pretty libtarded if you ask me my man.
Robert Cox
>le statism is bad meme Please explain to me how you think a society without a central state could possible protect and provide for everyone who isn't in the majority
Landon Garcia
What is that blue mass?
Levi Johnson
>haha let's just tank our trade agreements and fall back on our nonexistent manufacturing sector while making ourselves irrelevant in the eyes of the rest of the world and in our own businesses
Brandon Russell
Fuck libertarians, fuck yeah roads.
Camden Allen
Roads
Eli Collins
Well what a worker will accept for a wage isn't the fault of the government.
Also a consumer does not necessarily pay the tax if there are substitutes for the good. Economics is largely just propaganda.
>The first thing they teach you in econ 101 is to assume people are rational.
Brody Cox
HEY HEY HO HO VEEGEE ELITISM HAS GOT TO GO
Brayden Gonzalez
SAY IT LOUD SAY IT CLEAR HIPPIE REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE
Asher Baker
WHOSE SERVER? EVERYONE'S SERVER WHOSE SERVER? EVERYONE'S SERVER WHOSE SERVER? EVERYONE'S SERVER
Mason Moore
People aren't going to change their buying habits for the most part They're going to complain how prices have gone up but they're going to keep buying it because muh brand recognition, muh corporate brainwashing Reminder that capitalism is a disease
Levi King
Trump was dead to me when he imposed his ignorance on the intellectuals of the government He had some good ideas but as far as I'm concerned, what he did was unconstitutional and should get him in serious trouble right off the bat
Jonathan Scott
>lmao lets just make the businesses that left never come back! that'll show 'em!
Do you realize what you're suggesting essentially trying to bully the industrial sector into coming back by making it MORE corporate-unfriendly? What insane brand of logic are you using that makes you think making this place harder to do business in will encourage more corporations to make jobs here?
Nolan Nelson
>what he did was unconstitutional What did he do?
Lucas Thomas
Gag order on NASA, EPA, NPS, etc to forbid them from talking about climate change It's overreaching, not to mention blatantly wrong
Luis Nguyen
Don't worry, he'll probably get an impeachment over that in 2 years when the Dems take over congress.
Julian Lopez
meh, at least it's blue. i think it'd look better if only the edges of its expansion were jagged, and the tiles that didn't border space were solid. does it have to look retardedly threatening and sinister for us to "get it?" it's just dumb.
Blake Ward
>stuck with Pence I'd actually be ok with that, because he's just more of the same typical dumbass republican He's religiously crazy, but not as ambitious, narcissistic, and willfully ignorant as Trump
Adam Martin
I'd honestly rather be stuck with Pence, and I say this as the kind of person he'd order government-mandated brain damage for, because he's the kind of insane that can't do anything at all, and he at least has a few not completely insane ideas, as opposed to the orange tic-tac.
Noah Evans
Get the fuck out of here with this political discussion bullshit. I thought I still had /pol/ open after switching to this tab, jesus fucking christ.
This is a spacemans thread.
Brody Bailey
>going to /pol/ Mootwo should just pull a /fur/ and ban everyone who has posted on /pol/ It's THE most cancerous board on the site
Adrian Torres
/pol/ started it. That's my defense and I'm sticking to it.
In actual spessmens news, let's post stories of when you felt most in-tune with the validz; Not stories of outright robustness, but more when you didn't even realize you were taking out the trash, be it just reflexively dunking shitters or handing a Flukeop's ass to them without breaking a sweat.
I have never done this beyond disarming Sawbones and pricking him with his own Chloral hypo.
Austin Thomas
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Dominic Mitchell
Containment board. On the other hand, it's a pretty obvious echo chamber and everyone who enters leaves miserable and shittier for it.
Jacob Sanders
explain what this is
Lucas Adams
Going up against five cultists and winning. At least one of them was dead when the fight started, but still.
Leo Long
>be me >diona nymph early in the round >rin, HoS, gets exploded in the bar and gibbed and her head is lost >start getting ZAS'd to death in the resultant breach >evolve >grab all her shit and put it on >"pose" as HoS for the entire round though everyone knows it's not me >we end up finding and executing three traitors while being the nicest security squad yet
Jeremiah Phillips
>containment board That doesn't do its job and leaks like a sieve >there are people who claim it isn't an echo chamber
sorry nexy but those edge transitions don't cut it, you can probably get better results with it in a short time
Christopher Kelly
Yeah, I have a similar process.
Jeremiah Martinez
Pomf himself has posted on /pol/.
Colton Robinson
Why on earth have they not fixed the fucking Supermatter's Bluespace Rift not working?
Jordan Torres
>Somebody calls you out on the thread >It's not you just somebody pretending to be you >You're asleep
Jacob Morris
>be pointing man >pointing at bawka in maint while he makes me a ghetto spacesuit >assistant in knight armor shows up >he thinks bawka is a bad guy and kidnapping me even though I'm standing up completely unrestrained at 100% health >he walks up to bawka >he moment I hear his toolbox inevitably hit my bird friend, I've already disarmed him and knocked him out with his own toolbox and proceed to murder him to save my feathery friend >his PAI calls for sec >sec comes over to arrest bawka >say the only words I said the entire game >"Bird innocent. Release bird." >they do >continue pointing at bawka for rest of shift
William Ross
Let's settle this once and for all.
Is space station thirteen a role-playing game?
John Richardson
The past grenade is now essentially complete, all that's left is to add special cases for certain items, to reset vars specific to those items. The monkeyman was also healed in this WebM, he just didn't stand up because he didn't have a mind.
Dylan Ross
>game check >roleplaying check
Dominic Harris
SS13 is a multiplayer roguelike.
Hunter Cox
Yes but the mechanics put the roleplaying into perspective and give it a reason to exist. Otherwise you're doing Bar Patron Simulator 9000 and I've been a part of enough roleplaying communities to know that's a really bad thing.
Joshua Garcia
The "Anti female character" agenda is retarded
t. Actually spoken to a girl irl in the past month.
Nathaniel Sanders
Women are the devil and consorting with them is a sin
Carter Lewis
The people who play as females are mentally ill males who want to be fucked up the ass by their dad. Hating female characters has nothing to do with a phobia of women.
Sebastian Thomas
>fucking around in the chapel other some other dude as my fat crippled fun character that will remain unnamed but got mentioned in the thread somewhat regularly in the past >he gets hurt in our game of casketball >I bring him to medbay, but being fat and crippled I'm really slow >botanist asks if it would be convenient for him to bring him there instead >I agree and thank him >hurt guy goes missing >medbay says they never even got him >begin a one-man crusade against evildoers to find my friend >pick up a motorized wheelchair and all access from the HoP >security officer gives me his shades and baton because he thinks I'm more capable than him >track down and kill literally every ling It seems like typical validhunting looking back at it, but I was in a fucking trance while I did it, I was too pissed for anything else to matter. I wanted revenge.
Jacob Ross
What is the best way for new guy to learn how to play and learn what jobs do and how? Just be assistant and come knocking in random rooms screaming "GIVE ME JOB NAO!"?
Wyatt Morales
fuck around on the test server for a while
Owen Allen
Not all of them, only the degenerate erpers. You can play a female character just fine. Only a complete weirdo would reject female characters on concept.
If my DM did that I'd call him a retard. However for stuff like kitsune sorcerers dual wielding katanas I understand.
Leo Phillips
Yes, without doubt Being able to play a game without roleplaying doesn't make it not a roleplaying game
Honestly, SS13 is probably the most roleplay-based game I know of, other than TTRPGs
Cameron Reyes
Having a mentor as an assistant for jobs with lots of interaction (medbay, security), and going to the test server and trying shit for jobs that require less interaction and more knowledge (engineering, science).
There are two main rules to go by when playing a job: 1. Don't fuck literally everything up 2. Perform or provide whatever you are responsible for If you are able to meet these two things, congrats, you are already better than most players.
Not fucking everything up doesn't mean you can't screw up ever. Accidentally plasmaflooding a single room using a canister? No biggie. Singuloosing? That's a problem. Just make sure you know how to deal with sensitive things like that, and you should be more than good.
Ayden Reyes
Hey now, Im trying my dang best to quit being so mad, just don't try adding non humans or make them normal instead of alien/port hippie tier shit and Im fine with a lot of stuff.
Noah Bell
i need to stop playing medbay
Joshua Torres
>That entire round
Bentley Gutierrez
No, no, I agree with you on plenty of stuff. You just make arguments even flimsier than mine sometimes and it makes people respect ya less.