ITT: Post the absolutely blandest looking cars

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This has a real distinctive shape across the shoulder. Gives you the impression you could put the canopy on either way if you wanted.

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European early 2000s cars are the worst in that regard.

It was the time when they were still in 90's mode but tried to stretch 90's look on the ridiculous new age car proportions with the high belt lines creating monstrous sides with nothing going on

>European early 2000s cars are the worst in that regard.

>imblyign

I hate this car, but so damn reliable

>Create breakthrough electric car
>Make it look like this

Why, GM?

doesn't look bland, it's a cringe box

people who love shitboxes might disagree with this one.

what do you guys think about r19? ive found some diesel ones with low km. It looks well maintained.

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I'd grab it instantly.

R19 are damn reliable and easy to fix cars and usually get exported to Africa (probably because of that reason)

no

>cherrypicking

also, that car came out in the late 90's not 00s.

M3 was released in 2001
The pre facelift 3 series (1998-2000) has aged quite poorly though

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I'd say they're exactly on the line between bland and elegant

The blandest.

agreed

early/mid 2000 american cheap midsized sedans

>breakthrough EV

4 years late m8, tesla btfo of gm

elegant, you use that word but i don't think you know what it means. Stop using that word before looking it up in the dictionary.

Bentley's and Rolls' look like they're stuck in the early 2000's.

if the car in the OP's pic existed i'd be the first to buy one.

Kys calling that bland

He is likely referring to the MSRP that most can afford. Which Tesla still hasnt released their affordable Model 3 after all this time.

beats being stuck in 2017

The average owner of those cars is like 70-80 years old. What do you expect.

breakthough in affordability, m8

Me too. I'd buy it.

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No ass

kys

its bland af

dwi

your name really fits

Does it get any more bland than this?

it's a car, not a woman/man you sick fuck

little do they know what hides under that hood

pls no bully corolla

A bland car can still be a great car

FUCK YOU. GO DIE IN A GUTTER.

>MR2fags have anger issues
Gee who woulda thought

to be devils avocado here, the car is heavily modified

Pretty much any of the more modern bmw, mercedes, audis.... they all look the exact same to me just some are a little bigger and some smaller. Not that some aren't good looking.... its just they all are kind of meh. Except that bmw 8 series in the 90s with the shark nose. Ugh buckets of cum for that one mates.

Your name really suits you

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>ctrl-f
>Camry
>0 results

Literally the most vanilla car on the market. Driven by boring people with no sense of direction in life.

It's called having "classic" styling. It's so the car will still look fresh and recognizable 10 years from now instead of being radically re-styled every 3 years like the Jap shitboxes. It's iconic rather than "right now" This is why an Audi A6 from 5 years ago still looks classic, and why a current Lexus will be a laughable styling oddity 5 years from now.

As a bonus it has a positively god-awful rear end

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not that bland. The back has some nice design details.

It's imposing, that front. Not bland at all.

plz, this has to be bait. yeah, somewhat agree, the facelift was doubtful as it came out, even worse now

WHAT? that back was the reason so many "lexus style" taillights appeared. It's super iconic, having the reversed tailight predominant light.

Not bland, just outdated, the Fiat 124 sedan was nice for the time.

check the definition of bland. protip, doesn't include hood scoops, pop-up headlights and side stickers.

If they are ugly they can't be bland.
BTW, the E60 still has one of the best taillights ever.

>BTW, the E60 still has one of the best taillights ever.
>bangle butt E60s
>best
mfw

i made a huge effort to post this car due of the huge blandiness

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>Driven by boring people with no sense of direction in life.
It's a reliable car albeit boring m8. Not everybody need to put their entire identity into their car.

The Volt may possibly be the definition of no ass.

222hp? Less than any average car (in the USA) these days.

The identity of a camry driver is being terrible.

Every single camry driver ive seen cannot drive for shit, between not signaling and driving 20 under and various other things.

I fucking hate seeing camrys on the road Holy shit.

Hard to believe that box helped pull Chrysler out of bankruptcy in the 80's

Much as I loathe the Volt, i got to say, at least it looks more appealing unlike the current gen Prius

00's car design was really bad

When they switched over to the new body style back in 2011-2012...meh. They just as well printed the word "Car" in generic letters on the trunk. Yuck.

[your car]

[reeeeeee]

rolling

On thumbnail it looks like this one

I'm surprised no-one posted any British cars from the 80's and 90's. Bland, uniform beige all round.
This is the Austin Maestro.

that no ass has about 16 cubic square feet of storage space

How the hell did they go from this to that?

That is sexy af, are you meme'ing me m8?

Ugly, not bland. Bland would be a step up.

I'm a shitbox enthusiast, and the Aveo is legitimately awful design wise.

What an awful looking piece of shit. Wtf were they thinking?
"Guys, everyone thinks the Prius is for people that eat avocados. We can change this. Put as many hideous hard angles and nippleblades on it as possible."

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man that is a terrible angle for that car

hahaha goddamn

a truly bland design is when you remove the badge and no one can recognize the car

lada may be awful but it's instantly recognizable in half of the world

Pretty weak bait desu

>tfw geometry glitches are real but infinite money cheats are not

That's because both the Phantom and the Continental GT has been in production since 2003.

And the cars that have spawned around them since have taken styling cues from their flagship cars.

I got a job offer to sell Toyota.

I dont see a problem moving Tacomas, Tundras, 4runners, gt86s, or Prius.

Their bullshit sedans will kill me. I am trying to get in at Honda to sell millions of Civics.

thicc

Fucken KEK

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>measuring modern car hp vs older car hp
nigger what are you doing

lmao

it's so bland the image recognition can't even process it correctly

Wait there was a car in the OP's image?

Fucking savage

That's a 1990MY and they still look mean...

Any VW made after 1994

It does, its called a Panamera.

>300C grille
>imposing

>fiat 124
>nice

>E60
>deserving of any praise for design

consult cranky my friend

The funny thing is that I love how these cars look. They're minimal and understated instead of being flashy and tacky like practically everything looks these days. They're not trying to be more than they are and I admire that.

I'm a simple man.

pic related: another "bland" car I love

Fiat 500

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This used to be the ABSOLUTE blandest and top generic car that ever existed