/utg/ - Undertale General

I don't know, they seem okay.
We have a few at our college and this is their first time seeing snow. It is fun to watch.

i see no problem with them overall myself

>he hasn't seen the stats
thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=2016

The weather's so nice today

nice

Get out.

Are you saying that the muslims these guys murdered are the real nazis

But mooom, I'm looking at dank meeeemes!

Yo, every religion is pretty violent. I mean, Christians are responsible for both world wars my man.

Am I still gay if I only used to find these two cute?

Chara!

Reminder that Undyne hungering for user is actually kinda hot

It's about as hot as Sans being a hot abusive bara daddy boyfriend

Spanking Chara's girly boybutt!

No because sans is a lazy man
Undyne is a hot, bloodlusty and dominant girl

No those stories are kind of cute. You're suppose to post something fucked up

Kissu

Pixel kissus

You'd be gay if you wouldn't.

Imagine if these UA characters saw what happens (or walked) into a girls' locker room. Some of the girls in there are either completely naked, the others are undressing/dressing, some of them are showering. How would these characters react:
Papyrus
Sans
Asgore
Mettaton
Blooky
Undyne

>UA
what?

*UT

>Papyrus
Starts screaming and runs away
>Sans
Snickers while getting an eye full then walking away
>Asgore
Blushes and covers his eyes while he walks off strutting sorry over and over
>Mettaton
OOOOOOHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAHHH
>Blooky
Starts crying
>Undyne
*Spear of Justice intensifies*
hugs

>>Mettaton
>OOOOOOHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAHHH
This is most likely what would happen if he walked into the men's locker room.

>implying Mettaton isn't bi-sexual

>Blooky
>Starts crying
Why does Blooky start crying?

traumatic memories from when his mom molested him

Asriel's sword.

More kissu

Why is the Underlust Mettaton so shy, insecure and nerdy?

whats the best AU and why is it Underpants?

you have to be 18+ to post here

Name a undertale character I should build a character around in a rougelike

>shit taste
>"oho he must be underage durr"
i really dont care for any of the AUs

Papyrus

>Papyrus
...literally the only character i'm not sure how to spec.

Alphys

thats where the fun comes from

Thank you
I tried but I couldn't really come up with anything. I failed you

what game is that

Cataclysm DDA

Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and were always very smelly because the water at their home was cut

Because he's the best fuck of them all.

cute goters

Oh no, the nips are going to lewd Frisk and Asgore

Its okay Frisk is a girl

>logical result of that pairing
youtube.com/watch?v=ljGsxYhOc3A

Its too late I already saw your fuck up

Why would you pair Frisk with an old man rather than a human of the same basic age range that doesn't live forever thus guaranteeing that they won't be stricken by grief for most of their life?

The idea of a immortal being loving a mortal one is doomed from the start, as mortals are, by definition, finite. It would be bad for the immortal being in the long run.

Because Chara is trash.

You say this like there isn't a thousand people doing the same thing with Toriel and Asriel.

If it really bothers you for some reason and you just can't accept the 'its porn' explantion then just assume that Asgore knocks her up with goat human babies or something like all that Chara x Asriel comics

I mean, Chara was just one example. MKid isn't immortal, Snowdrake isn't immortal, so on.
I guess I just wanted some deeper thought in things.

Snowdrake is clearly gay for Chilldrake and nobody likes Monster Kid

post scenes you want to see with undertale characters

When does Mettaton pose with his legs crossed, one hand in his crotch, biting his lip?

>nobody likes mkid
incorrect

Frisk never got along with that human.

Frisk and Asriel watching Disney movies.

Imagine Bathroomtale - the Undertale AU where all the characters need to use the bathroom! What fun PEE-tastic stories would you want to see?

>Papyrus
Too pure for this world. Covers his eyes
>Sans
watches and teleports/however the fuck he does that thing
>Asgore
looks away and apologises, Toriel still beats him up later for looking at other women
>Mettaton
all the girls are fans-hop on the metal dick
>Blooky
Gets flustered and the girls console him
>Undyne
mass lesbian rape

Frisk buying Muffet's chinese bootleg souvenirs

Spider earrings made from real spiders that hack your bank account while you're asleep

Imagine wriggling yourself into Asriel's robes

No.

even nicer

You did already didn't you

what about wriggling down his throat

no, i was busy imagining myslef with my waifu, who isnt even from Undertale

Imagine him just laying on his back and telling you to help yourself down without him doing anything.

There aren't many Undertale characters I wouldn't obey if they asked me that.

Sans and gote

I really want to explore Asriel's mouth. God of Hyperdeath bf who would indulge in your kinks with his powers and tease you about it sometimes even to the point where it would get really scary would be quite magical.

Fuuuuck yes.
Though I'm still a fucking weirdo and prefer his dad more.
Also MKid, Mad Dummy, and Alphys.
And a few others.
Asriel's still pretty good though.

>yfw vore has been memed so much that it's become an actual fetish for some anons

How would you imagine Mettaton peeing at a urinal?

i just pretend its ironic shitposting or ignore it

Oh I'm sorry, were you waiting for me to post? Don't be shy now.

How would you imagine Chara wetting the bed and having a panic attack because they thought that the Dreemurs would punish them

hey

why is toby playing undertale

>implying it was ever a meme
I've been posting it without a hint of irony since September 2015, my dude.

What?

twitter.com/tobyfox/status/826070605376151554

He's updating the game. Look a couple tweets back. It's probably just to fix a bug on the mac version.

a few weeks ago I think he tweeted something about the game not working right on the mac. He might be trying to fix that

I wouldn't get too hyped over it
Sans and better gote!
tight ecto-butt

wtf why is he playing a meme game?

>Toby playing Tumblrmeme
I thought he was better than this desu

okay, thank you for the info!

Who else loved the episode where Undyne breaks into Sans's lair and shouts "WHERE'S FRISK!?" and Sans steps out of the shadows "Where's kiddo?... Heh... Don't you mean, WHO'S kiddo?" and then he flipped open two sets of "Guess who?"?

>and flipped open two sets of guess who

What if Blooky flies near a girl's skirt, accidentally lifting it and revealing her panties?

Would you buy drugs from these guys?

>Frisk
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>Chara
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>Asriel
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>Sans
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>Papyrus
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>Gaster
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>Undyne
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>Mettaton
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>Muffet
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>Monster Kid
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>Annoying Dog
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>Froggit
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>Sans + Toriel
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>Fishlizard
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>Swap Sans
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>Skeletons
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>a penguin
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