Dota 2 General - /d2g/

I'm going to make all the dotards docile.

Like a winter catfish.

u can win with enough friendship, dedication and love

>Secret stoped being secret when Kuro,Zai,,RTZ and Gustav leaved

After watching Ad Finem split with Na Vi, get 2-0'd by Babyknight, I'm pretty sure Boston was a fluke. They still have to play a series against Secret and Alliance. They SHOULD be able to 2-0 both of them but I wouldn't be surprised if they split both instead.
Cloud9 have two series left against Secret and Na Vi. Either could 2-0 them but I would expect splits on both.
Na Vi and Secret both still have most of their games in front of them, so either could still qualify hypothetically. They've both already dropped one series tho. And Secret split with the (already eliminated) Horde. I don't think either will make it.

Secret stopped being secret when Fly and n0tail left.

secret stops being secret every time rtz joins the team

So has draskyl been officially kicked out of the DotA scene?
No gig in starladder and never goes above 100 viewers on twitch. What has he done to justify such a cold treatment?

>the old guard inhouse players are almost all 3k or 4k with 4000 hours played first games circa 2012
>anime avatars
Man if you're still 4k with 4000 hours in game you should consider suicide.

last digit of this post is official lore canon for TA penis size in inches

He had a spot at TI6, and he'll be at TI7. Draskyl is a couch guy, not as well recognized as a caster. And he doesn't seem the sort to swallow everyone's come unlike SOME casters we know, so that's probably why he doesn't pick up as many gigs.

do you prefer your girls with a big penis then? or would you prefer a tiny one

Can someone tell me how to beat dark fucking moon?
is this event meant to be impossible to beat?
How many of you have beaten it?

I knew this was gonna be a thing.
Glorious.

>11-6
>40 minutes
no joke i love this patch
shut the fuck up you dumb shitter, i don't play jew mini games, i play dota.

Maybe he's taking a break and doesn't want to cast atm. Can't believe they'd give the clowns casting now a spot over him.

Made it to wave 9.

Pick techies, start building at base and work outwards. Replace used mines ASAP.

not him but I prefer my girls with a tiny penis that can't even get hard anymore. Its cuter when they don't work.

dark moon is the only way to play dota

DendiFace

ty dondo
what a coincidence that's how mine is.

Which heroes are free MMR?

dodge
spells

You need Bloodthorne to beat MegaInvoker

When do the GOOD teams play?

>giving advice when you are a wave 9 shitter

That's the equivalent of a 2K giving advice

It's also super helpful on an auto attacker against enigma to stop black holes.

mines expire after 4 mins. Why would you use them?

yeah impossible

I do get one. I've done 13 games of medusa and 12 were bloodthorn games

There are none this patch

No, remote mines expire. Mines dont.

ANIME REPRESENT

Mines expire in that game mode

ahahahaha autistic loser with no friends and a "white nationalist" destroyed his life to show off in Veeky Forums, lmao way to fall for memes

Disruptor
Medusa
PA
Underlord/Tree
Sniper/Gyro

Mjollnirs and Bloodthorns, vlads, hex/veil/solar crest on support

and finally:

dodge
spells

this new secret fucking sucks man, I wanna root for the team but it's fucking har

THE CHINKS GOT TO GO

Does anybody want to stack Darkmoon?
I'm tired of shitters not picking Dark Seer, Disruptor or Underlord.

>new secret sucks
they're actually doing better with chinks than they were with arteezy and envy...probably because those players suck ass.

>infamous np
>926 viewers
lmao

also
>navi

there are many EU mid players that are better than midone.

my point is that the common factor in both the last two shitty iterations of secret isn't their mid player. it's puppey and pld.
and i mean, i'm overjoyed. i fucking hate this team, watching them lose is one of my favorite dota past times.

>926 viewers
oh the humanity, dota is dying, how can people not itch with curiosity, whether jacky dropyourstick can beat a no name, tier 4 peru team?

nobody wants to play with puppey in EU. Not even russians. Maybe he can poach people from escape gaming

i fucking hate Envy and AUI but still better than watch that fucking boring secret vs slavi

jacky is not on np... its a SEA team now

>SHITREKT
LMAO

lol holy shit secret fans are blown the fuck out. the past 6 months they have just been non stop shit on. i wonder who they root for now. dc? np? eg?
...na vi?

Did I hear this right? Is navi back?

>np winning with doom rn
loool
>hating aui
whaaat, he's great dude. I actually hate envy but i tolerate him because he formed a team with aui and mss and svg and i love those guys.

actually him, and i dont care as long as mommy gives me milk!

wow drow lookin p cute there

WAIT WTF THIS ISNT THE PICTURE I POSTED AT ALL

I DONT EVEN HAVE THAT PICTURE WHAT IS THIS SHIT

>NP/Inf
this isn't a pro game. how is this peru stack a real team?

>more people watching havoust suck a dark moon than people watching envy play
pathetic

dark moon is actually good

Is it even possible for my teams to push the tier 3s before the 40 min mark?

...

you can't push down towers in dark moon. They have 200 armour silly

moot fucking with us from beyond the grave

1. pick any one of the Jenga heros
2. splitpush
3. win

probably not "back" but they are definitely gaining some confidence with these wins. They had some good teamplay last game.

by the dark moon~!

>first ban Magnus

kek

Is Broodmother good yet?

Blogtime
>have my monthly game of dota
>very fair game 20-20 on minute 25
>lots of fun
>two people on my team dc
>no biggie, their game probably crashed
>enemy team refuses to pause after resuming our game
>proceeds to destroy base 3v5

So, what is the best team comp for the dark moon

pa underlord medusa disrupter darkseer/sniper

based Trump saving us from mexicans and anime shitters

PA, Underlord, Disruptor, Medusa, Sniper

>two different people

Any combination of PA, Medusa, Disruptor, Underlord and Sniper

anyone else hearing this background noise on starladder?

what's with the shit audio

probably just an increase in cosmic background radiation

Are her spiderlings still free gold?

>this madman actually delivers on everything he promised

what the fuck is this racist shit doing?
you are suppose to lie in politics.

very nice

I don't know, I haven't payed as or against her in 7.01 yet

I imagine if they're well microed, her spiderlings would be about as much free gold as Chaos knight and phantom lancer now

uhhhh secret?

PA, disruptor, medusa, sniper and Tree/Underlord

Maybe Underlord is objectively better, but I have won with Tree in team and it's fine too.

the fix is in

MP isn't very good

>losing to carry Gyro.
Probably the biggest embarrassment you could face.

...

how the fuck do you lose that fight
you have such an advantage

lol

>Clunking and tapping noises
>Humming stops
>One last tap
>Humming resumes

>Trifecta
>4 heroes

Where can I sue valve?
I got kiked.

>force staff counters the entire team
well fuck, who's captaining this
>not picking ancient apparition
your loss

>actually about to beat invoker
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY CAN'T I DO IT

who has better booty drow or WR?

WR doesn't even have an ass

secret lmao

khezzu is just useless

drow

even medusa has a better ass than wr