Chinese New Year event lasts until February 13.
>When does Season 3 end?
Probably late February / early March.
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what's the fastest way to get arcade wins
Play brawls and pray that you get A) a competent team and/or B) anything that is not We're All Soldiers Now.
Mercy/Reyes is best ship, prove me wrong
Is Reaper's end game to finally die and not come back?
You are prepared for when this becomes canon right? You're not going to throw a tantrum are you?
3v3 and have actual skill
That's some nice Widow art.
It's not canon.
Seeing as how he is in a constant state of pain. Probably.
>americans waking up
>thread quality taking a nosedive
hmmmmm
>respawns
>"This... is my curse."
>Heal me
Well healer fuccboi? It ain't gonna suck itself.
Or 3v3 and pick Roadhog, allows you to disregard the 'skill'-part.
It doesn't quite get her face right, unfortunately. It's hard to find art that does
QP is so much of an uncoordinated cluster fuck I'm beginning to think its a waste of time trying to "learn" heroes here. Might as well go in raw in comp and try.
I wonder how you'd canonically be able to do that? Maybe like with the terminator he has to fall into a pit of molten metal.
Also he has no end game. He's in constant pain and he thinks killing all those "responsible" will ease it.
Think about your main.
You just witnessed them getting gangbanged. How do you react?
Sym a cute
>buffing the hero that is never picked and dies faster than it can do damage
woooooooooow
What is the edgiest possible name I can throw on my battle.net account? I wanna main Reaper
>It's a 6 premade vs you and your 5 soloques episode.
>roadhog, reaper
Vomit
MorpheusTheCurse
Some of you are good people.
Don't come to Overwatch HQ tomorrow.
>event queue doesn't take five minutes for once
>it's a match where my team is losing 2-0 and getting spawn camped
>the enemy team is just holding the flag and not capturing it
haha really funny bruh
>waaah roadhog doesn't take skill waaah
Any tips for Hanzo? My games with him are so inconsistent bordering from extremes. Either I get no medals or gold on elims with 90% of them Final Blows, or 15%-17% to 28%-35+% weapon accuracy.
superior brown girl comin thru
Buildthewall
oh let's
> P U M P I T U P
xXxR34P3RxXx
DarkAngelSlayer99
But it's time for europoors to wake up.
Switzerland was a watch point not the HQ dumb ass.
>dies faster than it can do damage
He said edgy, not rational
>Zenyatta
Experience tranquility.
dumpdrumpf
>Junkrat
THIS IS NOT OKAY
playoverwatch.com
>As the UN investigation proceeded, Overwatch's Swiss headquarters was destroyed in an apparent accident. Among the casualties were Morrison and Reyes.
Seriously?
Reaper: Morrison! Is it... over?
76: At long last. No soldier fights forever, Reyes
Reaper: I see... only darkness... before me...
The one to redeem Reaper will be Ana.
The one to redeem Widowmaker will be...?
Cutest and best pairing
mccree must have stolen from a gang
I'll try and find the stash while they're busy raping him, then I can try to find him when they're done and we'll split it
How fucking terrible do you have to be to have trouble with fucking Bastion?
>be very mediocre at first person shooters
>ranked exactly where I belong
>Pharmercy is unstoppable because nobody can kill Mercy with hitscan fast enough
feelsbadman
That's not what I'm making fun of you for, user-kun
The Swiss headquarters. Not THE headquarters. They are watch points. They've always been watch points.
Adorable.
OW needs another fit brown girl
>tfw no smug blueberry to whisper French in my ear
I just gave up and exclusively play Reinhardt or Lucio in comp.
That's not even funny. Just picturing the possibility of that happening makes me want to vomit.
To get killed by his ex
So do you have anything to refute or will you just post more ifunny memes?
Not sure were you got the impression I was crying. Just stating the obvious. His kit is forgiving af.
>mfw she'd stay in control the entire time
MUH
You're a fucking idiot.
So how exactly are you supposed to eat noodle soup with chopsticks? Pick out the noodles on their own and then chug the resulting bowl of plain broth afterwards?
Exactly
That's pretty much it exactly, yeah.
>go out and set up in the middle of a firefight
>why the fuck am I being destroyed before I can react
>be on defense
>i'm in a good spot, the enemies aren't noticing where I am and I'm melting them as I please
git gud shitter
>Ana hesitated against her rival
What will Morrison do when he hesitates?
What will Reaper do to him?
How good are you at math?
DOCTOR ZIEGLER? I'M BLACKWATCH
I never understand how people can interpret those lines resembling the one in your second link as anything lewd. It always makes me imagine her in terrible pain and I feel horrible
Can Genji eat food anymore?
So that's what it's like in bronze. Neat.
>only 1 new year skin so far
AAAAGH
IT'S STILL
A
WATCH
POINT
He offers to share chocolate with Mercy in one of the new lines, so I guess he can. The question is, does food still hold any nutritional value for him, or does he just get everything he needs through solar power or something?
You hold the bowl up to your mouth and shovel the shit down your throat.
All the "use the proper spoon and extend your pinky" shit is a Western thing. Asians gotta get back to the rice fields and iPhone factories.
>Junkrat and Lucio
Try to beat the shit out of them, and probably fail.
yeah man, I bet you're pro bastion at diamond, huh?
>bastion needs to be buffed because I keep getting shit on by competent players!
stop encouraging people to play WM with your shitty artwork
Nowhere is it called a watch point. It is always called Overwatch HQ.
And you said it's not the HQ in your first post.
> using bastion as a meatshield
> expecting bastion to solo reinhardt shield
Gee no wonder why he is so shit
You're expected to be the glass cannon spear of the team meanwhile absorb all of the incoming damage with the field of vision of an proctologist from staring at reinhardt's ass all day, does a better job at tanking because people insist of investing their eggs in one basket
Because it clearly works so fucking well that he is going to be nerfed even though you get screeched at for picking him
Say it with me.
Watch. Point.
>I never understand how people can interpret those lines resembling the one in your second link as anything lewd.
You'll understand when you have sex one day.
Do you have any argument at all?
He doesn't say he can't eat the ramen, just that it is not the same anymore. I interpret it as meaning that either the ramen changed or his taste buds have changed with the cyberization.
>diamonds grouping with golds and bringing them into my games
Go fuck yourselves jesus
that's never going to happen
...
>plats grouping with silvers
Lack of solo queue always ruins ranked ladders.
SC2 was the last good ladder game.
Agreed, but its most likely what we are going to get considering Blizzard's writing staff.
Watch out for this guy, tbqh.
>playing bastion
jej, you really are bronze.
He fucking garbage. You will never see a bastion in diamond. Hell, you will never see a bastion in fucking quickplay.
He is easy way too fucking easy to deal with.
There's your (You). You better get all the upboats when you share this on r/Veeky Forums
Really? I mean, it's hokey, but having Reaper's death be his reward for his redemption doesn't sound THAT bad.
>Is We A Rat Kids?
Reaper just assumed Morrison would want revenge and shoot on sight, so Reyes would hesitate too or shoot something non-vital to keep the dream alive.
Time for the Bastion meta
>>playing bastion
>jej, you really are bronze.
ok
>There's your (You). You better get all the upboats when you share this on r/Veeky Forums
Projection
>Robocunts ult is nigh upon unstoppable.
>Deals 1000 damage.
>Has crazy range.
>Only defence is to hide around cover, which is inconsistent at best in some levels.
>Doesn't damage Robocunt at all.
>Mousetrash's ult dies with a single shot from half the team.
>Damage completely negated on hit.
>Body is afk during use.
>Damage is 600 at point blank.
>Roadhog can actually stand still and survive it point blank if he has a single buff, a healer or pops his health.
>Has tiny range.
>Damages Junkrat.
Why is this even remotely okay?
His ult should be more powerful, damage upon destruction and have a much longer cool down.
>Is We A Rat Kids
>doesn't play as Junkrat
Smh
>get loot box
>shitty tracer highlight intro
i don't play her what the fuck
>15+ boxes
>only the bastion skin so far
Blizzard you stingy shits, I've gotten everything except the skins
>n-no u
Pathetic.
I really just want to see the moment.
>Reaper hesitates so he runs away
>Morrison hesitates and Ana goes "I told you so."