Play brawls and pray that you get A) a competent team and/or B) anything that is not We're All Soldiers Now.
Jason Murphy
Mercy/Reyes is best ship, prove me wrong
Oliver Lee
Is Reaper's end game to finally die and not come back?
Colton Green
You are prepared for when this becomes canon right? You're not going to throw a tantrum are you?
Brandon Diaz
3v3 and have actual skill
Hunter Collins
That's some nice Widow art.
Ryan Rivera
It's not canon.
Seeing as how he is in a constant state of pain. Probably.
Jaxson Moore
>americans waking up >thread quality taking a nosedive hmmmmm
Carter Barnes
>respawns >"This... is my curse."
William Morris
>Heal me Well healer fuccboi? It ain't gonna suck itself.
Ryder Myers
Or 3v3 and pick Roadhog, allows you to disregard the 'skill'-part.
Christian Anderson
It doesn't quite get her face right, unfortunately. It's hard to find art that does
Landon Cook
QP is so much of an uncoordinated cluster fuck I'm beginning to think its a waste of time trying to "learn" heroes here. Might as well go in raw in comp and try.
Gavin Parker
I wonder how you'd canonically be able to do that? Maybe like with the terminator he has to fall into a pit of molten metal.
Also he has no end game. He's in constant pain and he thinks killing all those "responsible" will ease it.
Thomas Carter
Think about your main. You just witnessed them getting gangbanged. How do you react?
Jacob Baker
Sym a cute
Aaron Jones
>buffing the hero that is never picked and dies faster than it can do damage woooooooooow
Isaac Garcia
What is the edgiest possible name I can throw on my battle.net account? I wanna main Reaper
Christopher Perez
>It's a 6 premade vs you and your 5 soloques episode.
Carter Parker
>roadhog, reaper Vomit
Jaxson Roberts
MorpheusTheCurse
Justin Price
Some of you are good people.
Don't come to Overwatch HQ tomorrow.
Joseph Martinez
>event queue doesn't take five minutes for once >it's a match where my team is losing 2-0 and getting spawn camped >the enemy team is just holding the flag and not capturing it haha really funny bruh
>waaah roadhog doesn't take skill waaah
Brayden Watson
Any tips for Hanzo? My games with him are so inconsistent bordering from extremes. Either I get no medals or gold on elims with 90% of them Final Blows, or 15%-17% to 28%-35+% weapon accuracy.
Benjamin Reyes
superior brown girl comin thru
Easton Rodriguez
Buildthewall
Gavin Young
oh let's
> P U M P I T U P
Ethan Hall
xXxR34P3RxXx
Jackson Bell
DarkAngelSlayer99
Dominic Edwards
But it's time for europoors to wake up.
Christopher Reyes
Switzerland was a watch point not the HQ dumb ass.
>As the UN investigation proceeded, Overwatch's Swiss headquarters was destroyed in an apparent accident. Among the casualties were Morrison and Reyes.
Reaper: Morrison! Is it... over? 76: At long last. No soldier fights forever, Reyes Reaper: I see... only darkness... before me...
David Morris
The one to redeem Reaper will be Ana. The one to redeem Widowmaker will be...?
Aaron Gonzalez
Cutest and best pairing
Ian Bennett
mccree must have stolen from a gang I'll try and find the stash while they're busy raping him, then I can try to find him when they're done and we'll split it
Parker Walker
How fucking terrible do you have to be to have trouble with fucking Bastion?
Carson Nelson
>be very mediocre at first person shooters >ranked exactly where I belong >Pharmercy is unstoppable because nobody can kill Mercy with hitscan fast enough
feelsbadman
Christopher Thompson
That's not what I'm making fun of you for, user-kun
Michael Martin
The Swiss headquarters. Not THE headquarters. They are watch points. They've always been watch points.
Cooper Green
Adorable.
Samuel Parker
OW needs another fit brown girl
Sebastian Sanchez
>tfw no smug blueberry to whisper French in my ear
Jonathan Reyes
I just gave up and exclusively play Reinhardt or Lucio in comp.
Adrian Brooks
That's not even funny. Just picturing the possibility of that happening makes me want to vomit.
Kayden Thomas
To get killed by his ex
Lincoln Martinez
So do you have anything to refute or will you just post more ifunny memes?
Colton Reyes
Not sure were you got the impression I was crying. Just stating the obvious. His kit is forgiving af.
So how exactly are you supposed to eat noodle soup with chopsticks? Pick out the noodles on their own and then chug the resulting bowl of plain broth afterwards?
Brayden Thomas
Exactly
Jonathan Roberts
That's pretty much it exactly, yeah.
Owen Walker
>go out and set up in the middle of a firefight >why the fuck am I being destroyed before I can react >be on defense >i'm in a good spot, the enemies aren't noticing where I am and I'm melting them as I please git gud shitter
Angel Wright
>Ana hesitated against her rival
What will Morrison do when he hesitates? What will Reaper do to him?
Zachary Cox
How good are you at math?
Christian King
DOCTOR ZIEGLER? I'M BLACKWATCH
Gavin Carter
I never understand how people can interpret those lines resembling the one in your second link as anything lewd. It always makes me imagine her in terrible pain and I feel horrible
Gavin Ramirez
Can Genji eat food anymore?
Michael Flores
So that's what it's like in bronze. Neat.
Isaac Hall
>only 1 new year skin so far
AAAAGH
Leo Phillips
IT'S STILL A WATCH POINT
Noah Rivera
He offers to share chocolate with Mercy in one of the new lines, so I guess he can. The question is, does food still hold any nutritional value for him, or does he just get everything he needs through solar power or something?
Kevin Miller
You hold the bowl up to your mouth and shovel the shit down your throat.
All the "use the proper spoon and extend your pinky" shit is a Western thing. Asians gotta get back to the rice fields and iPhone factories.
Nicholas Green
>Junkrat and Lucio Try to beat the shit out of them, and probably fail.
Lucas Myers
yeah man, I bet you're pro bastion at diamond, huh? >bastion needs to be buffed because I keep getting shit on by competent players!
Liam Smith
stop encouraging people to play WM with your shitty artwork
Nowhere is it called a watch point. It is always called Overwatch HQ.
And you said it's not the HQ in your first post.
Justin Peterson
> using bastion as a meatshield > expecting bastion to solo reinhardt shield
Gee no wonder why he is so shit You're expected to be the glass cannon spear of the team meanwhile absorb all of the incoming damage with the field of vision of an proctologist from staring at reinhardt's ass all day, does a better job at tanking because people insist of investing their eggs in one basket
Because it clearly works so fucking well that he is going to be nerfed even though you get screeched at for picking him
Ryan Bailey
Say it with me. Watch. Point.
John Hughes
>I never understand how people can interpret those lines resembling the one in your second link as anything lewd.
You'll understand when you have sex one day.
Aiden Reyes
Do you have any argument at all?
Nathan Hill
He doesn't say he can't eat the ramen, just that it is not the same anymore. I interpret it as meaning that either the ramen changed or his taste buds have changed with the cyberization.
Juan Diaz
>diamonds grouping with golds and bringing them into my games Go fuck yourselves jesus
Nathan Brooks
that's never going to happen
Brody Morris
...
Colton Foster
>plats grouping with silvers Lack of solo queue always ruins ranked ladders. SC2 was the last good ladder game.
Austin Ward
Agreed, but its most likely what we are going to get considering Blizzard's writing staff.
Zachary Howard
Watch out for this guy, tbqh.
Jose Powell
>playing bastion jej, you really are bronze. He fucking garbage. You will never see a bastion in diamond. Hell, you will never see a bastion in fucking quickplay. He is easy way too fucking easy to deal with. There's your (You). You better get all the upboats when you share this on r/Veeky Forums
Jose Lee
Really? I mean, it's hokey, but having Reaper's death be his reward for his redemption doesn't sound THAT bad.
Jayden Powell
>Is We A Rat Kids?
Nathan Nguyen
Reaper just assumed Morrison would want revenge and shoot on sight, so Reyes would hesitate too or shoot something non-vital to keep the dream alive.
Eli Lopez
Time for the Bastion meta
Justin Collins
>>playing bastion >jej, you really are bronze. ok >There's your (You). You better get all the upboats when you share this on r/Veeky Forums Projection
Justin Lopez
>Robocunts ult is nigh upon unstoppable. >Deals 1000 damage. >Has crazy range. >Only defence is to hide around cover, which is inconsistent at best in some levels. >Doesn't damage Robocunt at all.
>Mousetrash's ult dies with a single shot from half the team. >Damage completely negated on hit. >Body is afk during use. >Damage is 600 at point blank. >Roadhog can actually stand still and survive it point blank if he has a single buff, a healer or pops his health. >Has tiny range. >Damages Junkrat.
Why is this even remotely okay?
His ult should be more powerful, damage upon destruction and have a much longer cool down.
Aaron Cox
>Is We A Rat Kids >doesn't play as Junkrat Smh
Jason Taylor
>get loot box >shitty tracer highlight intro i don't play her what the fuck
Angel Harris
>15+ boxes >only the bastion skin so far
Blizzard you stingy shits, I've gotten everything except the skins
Christopher Harris
>n-no u Pathetic.
Aaron Gray
I really just want to see the moment.
>Reaper hesitates so he runs away >Morrison hesitates and Ana goes "I told you so."