/owg/ Overwatch General

Chinese New Year event lasts until February 13.

>When does Season 3 end?
Probably late February / early March.

>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Discord
>implying

>Permalink
owg.pleb.pl

why don't we have editions?

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Sombra online.

First for russian thighs

Nice premonition on Tracer

Cutest and best pairing

WBBW
WWBW
WBPW (all dupes including the junk event skin)
WWBW
WWBW

AMAZING BOXES THERE, BLIZZARD

HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF HOLY SHITCUNT ASSHOLE

in soviet russia, watermelon crushes YOU

What do D.va's boobs feel like?

I will never understand why you people ship them so much.
Junkrat represents everything Mei hates about people.

lick back of hand
wait 30 seconds
smell it
that's what her ass smells like

Look again

It's the whole 'fire and ice' thing

What is your favorite sound in this game?

I think I will have to say the Zarya energy charging sound

uhh...

imgur.com/a/TlJRg

So that means Junkrat will end up killing Mei?

'Cuz last I heard, fire melts ice.

forgot to say I am also very fond of the "crack" that Ana's gun makes in an echoey area

White White Blue White

5 TIMES IN A ROW
HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU BLIZZARD

RIGGED

So... Her ass smells like mint?
Nice

Sex slave ship list
>Widow x Tracer
>Widow + Sombra x Tracer
>Sombra x Bastion, Zen (mind slave sex toys)
>Roadhog x Lucio (big hog pins little lucio down under his immense bulk in prison)
>Zarya x Dva (Zarya breaks open mech and pulls out dva overcoming her weak body with her strong arms and bear hugging her)
>Widow + Sombra x Mercy + Mei (Mercy and Mei are human cows hooked up to milking machines)

>>Sombra x Bastion, Zen (mind slave sex toys)
oh baby

>tfw you will never bust Ana's hymen
why even live

The sound of my weather drone freezing the entire enemy team

>getting gud at using the Helix as Soldier
>did good as Hanzo on Mystery Heroes yesterday
>starting to figure out how to hit Pharahs in the air as Mei
I blame my ridiculous time played as Pyro on tf2, I can't aim hitscan that well, I wish there was a projectile that travelled as fast as the Flare Gun

>w-who took my pants?!

Widowmaker and Roadhog interacting when?

>hover hand

I only like to play Roadhog, Ana, Lucio. Is that ok or do I have to learn Rein too? I have no idea how to play Rein

>fire and ice
>don't ship Torb

what did you mean by this?

If someone plays on Xbox, and uses the "Home" function (to share every digital content with someone), can you answer me a question about loot boxes?

Does my home partner get the boxes I buy with real money too, or just me?

I'm really tempted to buy a couple but I want to hide my shame. I know a couple games where only the profile owner gets any additional content, but lot more where everyone gets everything with a single transaction.

Press m2, that's it.

does hog have a girthy but average length or just a big elephant radioactive dong

it breaks in like 5 sec

>had a nice match with my friend in comp
> I was Ana
>after the game someone messages me
>"did you get carried into grandmaster"
>respond with "?"
>he says "damn you trash asf go back to plat with all the other gaymur gurls"
>don't respond for a bit because I found another game
>after the game he says "just kidding lmao I love you

If they have a junkrat, roadhog, pharah, reaper, 76 and a healer, or a single bastion, yeah.

Well after RH and Lucio had a little romantic session Lucio needed his entire bottom half replaced with prosthetics.

Torb primary fire is the closest to flare.

Bastion should be able to walk on walls and ceilings, and plant himself on ceilings and walls

...

know that feel, it's like being back in pre-school having your hair pulled by laughing boys.

Stay strong, I had two days of this and got the event rein skin yesterday

This is why I use software to sound like a girl. Never gets old.

How do

>1v1ing a widow
>they try to do the thing where they jump off the map and grapple back
>flashbang them as they jump off

Post sad shit

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ok you start

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>play 3v3 on a weekday
>get put against level 300 3 stack premade of shitmada mains

20 years later, it still happens

just the way you like it

> I need healing!
>oh wait

overwatch?
More like OverRATED

...

>some girls talk about how weird and pathetic guys in video games can be
>you fly in and show yourself to be the exact type of person they're talking about
do you really have zero self-awareness?

What is this and where can I find more

>This way up

not sure if cringe or cute

is she ok?

But what about how pathetic gaymer gurls can be? Everyone I met was a loser manhater fruitcake into gore.

it's late night on a singaporean macaroni decoration board, I have lost total confidence in my ability to:

find love
impress a girl
and probably live

You cuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=oaZ0SNSvchQ

Def cringe as fuck man, cant wait to ironically laugh at this shit with my m8s when they head over tonight

Krrack, you fuck. You're lucky the enemy team was ass and we won even though you were throwing. Then I wrecked you in the next game when you were trying. I'm fucking invincible.

I believe you. Pointing fingers isn't getting you anywhere tho.

>Cringe
Hello facebook

People in glass houses...

fuck off, I had 3 exes, each one left because they don't know how to be in a relationship

>shitters think sombra should be able to shoot immediately after breaking stealth and have a primary fire that's on par with tracer so she can murder enemy supports and immediately teleport back to safety

Reminder that Blizzard not listening to the community is usually a good thing.

Cute

cringey af

It pains me that people are desperate to force her to be BadTracer when she works a lot better as a frontliner that can chase or quickly reposition to shut down problem heroes

This is adorable.

>met a female Veeky Forums
>cute as fuck
>0 self esteem
>couldn't even hold hands
>date for a year
>introduce her to friends
>confidence boost
>acquires female friends
>she leaves me for a female

thank god for waifus

*screeching*

She isn't bad tracer there are even lines in the game for it. She is fast as fuck.

Awwwww!!! Fucking sugoi desune!!!!

>is
Not isn't. fuck predictive auto

>can't do tracer's job as well as tracer's
>instead of trying to find where she actually does work people are demanding she be buffed until she can do tracers job

I blame the leaguebabbs for this

Someone post that image of that guy that got cucked by a girl who told him she wanted a threesome with him and his girlfriend, but she actually just kept fucking his girlfriend.

I dont see the problem with two tracers. Also tracer is best at the front line gang raping the enemy

how do I avoid dying when I use death blossom?

attack squishies
have a zarya shield

Its impossible to be jealous of a women for a man.

>kill enemy tracer
>we win
>get killed by enemy tracer
>we lose

And they say you can't make a difference in a game

but women have soft skin and boobs

Are you attempting to say, "It is impossible for a woman to make a man jealous over a woman."? Whatever you say bro

my thread has become cringe

It is. Why would a man get jealous of a woman? Sounds like feminist fantasy.

>people honestly thought Tracer was going to become obsolete before Sombra was actually released

Never been more glad /owg/ was wrong again desu

Have someone else aggro. If they're engaged with another team mate, they won't react to you using death blossom in time, unless someone is specifically watching out for you.

Wait for them to use their stuns on someone else, and have Ana throw her grenade on you. You'll get extra health per globe, and if she has line of sight on you, you'll be getting a lot of health per second.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i've pulled out 6 legendaries out of 14 boxes
i'm scared that soon enough i wont see another for the next 70 levels

Don't use it in front of their 6 teammates. Unless you're having a defensive ult(Graviton, Blizzard, Earth Shatter, Nano) or something else to assist you, most offensive ults seem to be better used from flanking positions (High noon, Barrage). If you can drop down on people and ult like a bomb, do it.

thank you

I would if I got cucked by a woman

when they compete sexually it's pretty fucking easy to get jealous of another woman tho

Is there any good lessons/training routines for getting better aim? I mainly play support and tank roles but as i'm getting higher ranked i find myself in situations often where i need to be able to play characters like Soldier/Hanzo/Widow.

You must be not right in the head. Do you use reddiit?

yes, why?