/shmupg/ - Shoot 'em Up General

Looks boring as hell tbdesu

Bananadadshit detected

Chum eternally BTFO by google.

is that really chum?

aye and that's a legit image search lel.

Will there be a nude patch for Burunyanman?

I refuse to believe

So this is why his dick picture remains concealed...!

Ketsui practice is FUN
emptylocking practice is NOT FUN

go to previous thread and reverse image search the pic, it's real.

also harry please stream at EU-friendly times, thank you. that is all.

check my 2hu dolls, i'm a 2hu fag, got a 2hu mom and a 2hu dad, wear reimu like a feedbag in my 2hu pants, take a 2hu doodoo wipe my 2hu ass, go to 2hu college, attend 2hu class, 2hu pencil case i got dat 2hu swag.

Where can I buy Casper piss bottle drink?

or give me at least Windias piss?

>EU-friendly

Get out juncker.

I'm not even EU I'm JEWlander but I don't trust you guys enough to get what GMT+2 is

>harry please stream
>implying harry ever streams

he said he should have more time soon.

I might stream ketsui 1-ALL attempts in 2 weeks when I get better at it and better in general.

>but I don't trust you guys enough to get what GMT+2 is
Do you mean americlaps? If any fellow bong doesn't know what GMT means i'l personally have them relocated in pakistan or if that fails london.

Yeah, so far this year isn't working out very conveniently for streaming. My internet keeps cutting out randomly and that makes it a pain just to browse Youtube sometimes, letalone run a stream. Dunno when things will get better but I'll stream more once they do.

Well I at least like this implication that Windia is merely to be settled for if Casper isn't an option. It's her rightful place.

>Dunno when things will get better
change isp matey? Can't be any worse than shitty uk internet desu.

>is it made by japanese though
You're probably out of luck, then.

How in the hell can an online store in 2017 still not accept paypal?!
Those adidas boots looked fucking sick, but noone accepts paypal.

please keep it at least videogames related or huehue i report u

but the music made by japanese, the game must be too

>Those adidas boots looked fucking sick
consumer retard detected.

Hipster detected

>when you notice you are close to beating shit pb during practice run but you are on last life and out of bombs
youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw

hipsters always have named brand shoes lmao, no i'm just frugal and smart with money instead of being yet another slave to the marketing psychology started by edward bernays.

Just because the shoe has no brand doesn't mean it has to be cheaper. Also, prices can be reduced, you know.

valid points, always be frugal friend.

Sunny Tam is Canadian, but you're correct about the music being made by Japanese.
Proof:
doragondev.wordpress.com/about/

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Shumps!

Shbumps!

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have cumcat too :3

Chum you gay viking cunt listen to the never wrong bong, you have good symmetry and facial structure if you lose the fucking wizard of rock afro lion bullshit hair and tidy your act up you'd be a handsome gentleman, no homo.

lol fag

nah real men have no issue being upfront and honest with each other. Without the guitar hero hair sail and the mums twat hair on his chin he'd actually almost pass as a christian slater lookalike.

its 2017, its okay to admit you have latent homo desires in your subconscious
we wont judge you for it

Really? that's your angle? How sophomoric and anyways chum won't want me i'm not young enough, by 25 years.

did you clear donpachi?

Looks kinda like John Romero.

/shmupg/ selfie thread when?

No, I don't play Cave's kusoges.

its toaplan game

you had me at play

Why is there no Mushihimesama score on the /shmupg/ board?

Guys, I'll be honest here, I haven't touched a shmup in 3 or 4 days.

The first step to fixing a problem is acknowledging that you have one. We can do this together, user

At least I didn't touch a touhou
>tfw you will never touch a touhou

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who the heck is chum?

>/shmupg/ selfie thread when?
Here's a photo of Cee irl.

resident cum eater and pedo, good at buttwider, good at poohou, forever in my shadow at guwange and super glues face before going down on mother.

some 2hu shitter and memerunner

whats he speedrun?

the 2hu camera games

I don't think he has speedran for half a decade.

He mainly plays Fairy Wars, Shoot the Bullet and Double Spoiler.

A bit of batrider and some other shmups in the past as well.

>speedrun
not really

>speedrunning 2hu
who even does that

A few people speedrun the Touhou photogames. The format of those make it actually decent to do so.

But obviously speedrunning any autoscrolling shmup is retarded. It's just random people trying to get some sort of "world record" in a category nobody plays.

fucking rekt

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casper looks like she had just been raped hard there I like it [spoiler/]

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That's awful, nothing like that happened. She's just tired. And maybe bummed out because she broke the shower.

I guess I could see speed runs in games where they don't have bonus waves but instead super load the next planned wave early. Then it becomes a matter of who can kill the most efficiently to get to the next wave.

How to get Mushihimesama Futari working on MAME?

I hope so, or at least an nsfw mod.

cute woof

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looks like chum is being btfo the fuck out by /ourboy/ gus

>/ourboy/ gus
I can't tell if a huge autist that's good at one game and completely shit at everything else is the worst or the best representation of this general.

is chum a feminist?

What are some shmups where I can play as based krauts?

he's a swede, so that automatically makes him megacucked

This is actually a good question. I was going to say the 1940s games, but I think you play as an American in those.

Strikers 1945 has the Bf-109.

Does... does she count?

i mean she's german right

Well she is, from Berlin to be exact.

Then yes.

I want to make pure Aryan babies with Casper!

For ~$60 you can get all sanwa buttons/stick and a cheap pcb.

After that all you need is something to put it in.
Pic related is what I used for like 2 months. And then I broke down and spent $100 on a all metal case, which I don't regret in the slightest.

But really once you have the parts, you can spend as much or as little on the case as you want. Cardboard boxes are free.

Good night /shmupg/!

Tfw need bf :3

Cee will be your bf.

List of shmupgee's real men:

1. Cee
2. That guy who can run 10 miles
3. ???
4.

List of the mentally unstable:
1. Turska
2. Chum
3. Random touhou shitposters who all post alike
3. This whole list plays 2hu
4. Really makes you think

You can't.

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