Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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I will "eat" dotard faces

i want to be mirana's pet

mirana is canonically the cat retard

3rd for these threads almost last 24 hours because they're so fucking dead now

Behead those who insult clan_iraq

no

why are they so dead? did 7.00 seriously kill the game?

then explain why in both dota 1 and dota 2 mirana's icon is the cat

tfw /csgog/ finally died, c-can i fund refuge here?

Valve completely 100% submitting to reddit thanks to Bruno Carlucci is what killed this game for our general.

Pretty sure everyone migrated elsewhere.

>Bruno was the enemy all along
never trust a non-white

but hes from Argentina

they're all monkeys in argentina

mirana is the girl you ass hole

the cat has it's own name in dota 2

Hey, that's rude

How the fuck do i get pass level 12 in dark moon?
I and my whole team just get stunned and fucked

Thought you guys were more alive than ever with that major. What happened?

As an argie, I can confirm

Should've picked it up when he never ever mentioned Argentina being white or 'los malvinas'.

Prime examples of a sociopath with an agenda, in this case taking over icefrog's game and making it reddit's game.

bkb

>As an argie, I can confirm
Traidor a la Patria Grande

what if Mirana is Sagan and Sagan is the Arrow
what if Axe is the axe
what if Morphling is the River

DUDE

this isn't real esports. we'll be as alive as ever for kiev

>that Dendi trying to blink to get Luna into RP and failing miserably

lysander is such a dendi fanboy lmao

Best dota 2 porn artist?

Well, it's pretty much confirmed that Rubick is actually the scepter, and the body is a puppet, see Fantoccini's Dilemma

Oh shit he broke the Argie code by admitting argies aren't white.

I heard that leads to a death penalty in Argentina.

I can't watch esports right now but ill try to join in regardless

>Navi
>Navi
>Navi
>Navi


LMAOE HOLY SHIT HOW FUCKING BAD CAN THEY BE JUST DISBAND ALREADY ROFL

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I AM GOING TO DRESS UP AS A CAT AND LET MIRANA RIDE ME AND MAKE ME LEAP A LOT

agreed, argentinian are as arrogant as the french and as uneducated as the somalians

appologize

>the absolute holodomor of na vi

Sparrow

A lot of Krichneristas a really sensitive when it comes to criticizing Argentina in any way. So there is some truth in what you said.
>t. Former Kirchnerista

c9 will take a game off Secret screencap this bookmark the thread

Red, because he does it for FREE

>CSGO and LoL players get shoutouts from Neymar.
>Dota 2 gets nothing.
Why are we so behind everyone.

What the fuck is a krichnerista? Is that a spanish hindu? I always knew Argentina was a latin india.

we do NOT want Neymar. that man is pure garbage, like maradona

No he isn't idiot.

It's time discuss the elephant in the room dotards,

How will Trumps immigration bans effect the future of our esports scene, does the possibility exist for TI to be hosted outside the USA this year?

Former government supporter. From Cristina and Nestor Kirchner

Sumail is gotta get detained lamo

are you trying to start something johan? I'll remind you you're about 160 cms tall and have lived your whole life in sweatpants. neymar is fucking shit, what are you gonna do about it?

esports will stop growing in US and all events will be held in canada/europe/china

>canada
no thanks I don't want to get shot

White people will finally win an international now that all the muslims and chinese will be banned from entering.

>that deep dark moron.

>It's time discuss the elephant in the room dotards,
>tfw I thought this post was gonna be about blitzus benis

EG is like 3/5's muslim

Is going to be hosted on canada or somewhere else, is a fact

so? EG is EU m8

Neymar's a choker but don't troll bait by calling maradona garbage, you fucktard.

The Argentina squad were fucking dropkicks without him, he's the definition of 1v9 dota, a true dotard.

Valve is going to put a server in liquid helium and make it a superconductor so the International can be played while players are in their home countries

it affects like 6? fucking countries that are not even into esports that much

>Universe might get deported
I'm legit worried for EG

>ignoring Sumail and Universe

Wow, it's a Navi Picks Rubick episode.

I said white people so Americans are obviously barred.

I meant BSJ will win after single-handedly beating the legendary Leviathan 'reddit's guys' 4k stack by turning into Super-Saiyajin BSJ aka BSSSJ and microing 5 heroes optimally in a clutch BO5 watched by all 4 of the last white americans on the planet earth.

Valve will make the next Major in Johannesburg since Kiev was too safe and casual, and the worst police can do is give absurd tickets, while in Johannesburg they can arrest and keep raping you until you die.

I recently joined this game, reached top 0,1% in two other different assfaggots and 1% in SC2. I'm stomping every game as the fat guy with a hook but I recently got bored of him as he feels cheap and gimmicky.

What other heroes are best to go full autism on them to climb despite having shitters in my team? I've already got my eyes on dark seer, purple dude with purple aoe bubble and that mage with 9 spells; they seem to have the best carry potential.

does Africa even have the intrastructure to host a major? I mean they can build giant fake buildings but the internet and electricity will probably suck

youtube.com/watch?v=fen7yR1eH1A
>A true dotard

Only a muslim would be worried about getting shot in Canada

just spam Omni till you hit like 4.5k, pretty sure you'll be in the top 1% at that point

all of those are fine and id add ember and TA

so almost all relevant western professional players then?

That support seems to be OP and is probably the best defensive support in the game, he's also retard-proof. even then I'm not willing to support shitters.

what a fucking liar

>lying on the internet
>ever
Even if you don't believe me, could you answer my question?

so who has the better draft? hard to say imo but I feel like drow has been losing a lot lately

ok, if you want to climb play: lone druid, luna, SF, ember, necrolyte, underlord (cores) and SD, ogre magi, omni (supports)

>Pudge on Na'vi
>Not being played by Dendi

Why did they take Pajkatt? Holy shit he is a known problem person at teams(getting angry from slightest of things), also the small teeny part of him being absolute garbage.

I WANT TO HUG DROW AND SQUEEZE HER UNTIL SHE PASSES OUT!

>These Vega pauses
CIS teams are scum honestly.

>the small teeny part of him being absolute garbage
you must've made a mistake, it's actually one of the biggest issues with him and not small at all

tp should be disabled by damage
its fucking stupid how you can just "le tp out"

I always lose when I get white ppl in my party

Pakistan is not on the list you fucking shitstain

t. bloodseeker

shit like this is why icefrog goes to reddit first

Might as well just play League

What a great community you've got there dotards.
Also, I'm not russian so I don't know why he calls me a russtard.

I doubt Trump knows the difference

Because they apparently built this team around chemistry. If you throw enough washed-up assholes together, they apparently get along.

>NUKE RUSSTARDIA PLEASE
that is one mad Ukrainian

So how come EE and SingSong don't get along?

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Ukraine doesn't, nothing stops them.

the worst lan in pro dota history was probably the croatia dotapit one right?

piecat deciding to never show up to fights or commit

good shit retards

south africa hosted world cup, so yes

>what is shanghai major

>Na'vi going TWO DESOLATORS
TWO
DESOS

shanghai was better

can these casters stop sucking dendis dick

Shanghai was great for shitposting though